Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The mystery of why piggy is still fat after spending thousands on gym equipment is solved, you have to take it out of the box first:

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He is one greasy pig:

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MilkThePig said:
In honor of this thread reaching 1000 pages, I would like to point out that Patrick is obese, just like he was when it was on page 1.

Thank you.
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Maybe if we got to 1000 pages in one afternoon, child. No, Patty Cakes is much, much fatter than when we started.
Mr Moonface said:
Piggy made the news:

www.wisn.com

Milwaukee science fiction writer a victim of 'swatting'

A Milwaukee author of science fiction books says he is being terrorized by online cyber-stalkers, sending police to his home with fake 911 calls.
www.wisn.com www.wisn.com

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Looks like the gym equipment he bought is doing wonders:

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Piggy being cuffed:

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Holy fuck is he faaaaaaaattt!

Did the anchor ask him the identity of the shrill, screaming, delusional woman that was also detained at the same time?
 
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It’s funny that the dunce actually believes this brief little nugget was anything other than a minor human interest story that will only serve to direct people here and to the other guys to get the whole scoop. You’d think knowing that he’s only publicizing his own buffoonery that he’d come up with a better lie than that the “real” reason he’s being “stalked” is that he said he didn’t like Norm.

An astute commenter on Dr. Owen’s forums even pointed out that his claims to this reporter contradict his own pleadings in the frivolous SFWA-sponsored lawsuit:


It’s really too bad they didn’t play the audio of his verbally abusive meltdown to contrast against the guy laughing and yukking it up like a fool who imagines he’s above it all.
 
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Jesus tapdancing titty-fucking christ, this man's body is a mockery of god's image. His chin is submerging in that thick greasy waddle of neck-pudge by the minute and his hairline is fleeing from his eyebrows, taking off over the horizon and going further aft. He fucking applied hair product to his forehead merkin, holy fuck. He styled it for the occasion!
 
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Mr Moonface said:
"Lead Story"

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Meanwhile, right now this is the front page of the WISN Milwaukee website:

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Even the news station knows that this isn't really newsworthy.
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I like how they call him "an author of science fiction books" instead of science fiction writer, like they would with a real one. Even the back pages of the local rag won't own up to any part of the story, quoting him verbatim throughout.

Piggy is euphoric with perceived attention regardless. Really adds a tally to the "piggy called them himself" column.

That'll do, pig, that'll do.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
The mystery of why piggy is still fat after spending thousands on gym equipment is solved, you have to take it out of the box first:

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He is one greasy pig:

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I've sperged about my wall-eye/lolcow correlation theories before. Has this nigga had a stroke or caught a beating in Portugal? His eyes are more or less pointing the same direction in many earlier images. Somewhere in the intervening years we catch him doing his best Forrest Whitaker Eye:
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This recent interview pic is an alarming degradation:
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ImportantOpinions said:
One weird tic of Patrick's that you notice, whenever he talks about the most vile, bad shit possible he has to make this sadistic evil grin. He can't stay seriousfaced, he puts on this Cheshire cat smile and has pure joy in his eyes.
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Another weird tic I noticed, and I don't know if anyone else has, is how massively overweight Patrick is.
 
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Holy shit he looks worse than the time Papa John ate like fifty pizzas in a month. He's pale like a barely reanimated corpse, he has the rolls of the fucking Michelin man and there is no life in his eyes. I'd say the trolling was cruel if he didn't constantly engage and acted like a dick. What a fucking disgrace that husk of a man is and looks like. Hard to watch really.
 
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Pizdec said:
Are you actually Quasi? I feel like for someone in charge of a seperate forum there should be at least some verification to see if you are him.

I love how they conviently left out Norm Macdonald's name, because anyone with a brain cell will know he fucking deserves to be mocked for shitting on Norm MacDonald. I also love how they very conveniently left out the audio of him berating the shit out of a female police officer whose only sin was trying to wrap her head around the years of bullshit that she until an hour prior to his detainment had no idea had been going on. Seethe harder, Fatrick, because your local news station is probably going to get a few emails soon.
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Uhh, not sure if I am in fact the same Quasi, although I have been had this alias for a long time and recall involvement in the marathon investigation--later dropping out of this stuff to manage my personal life and largely existing as detached from the Farms although aware of their existence. I also did Chris/Sonichu fanfiction and discrete philosophy which I have seen video of him plagiarising. A couple of months ago I was informed privately by an irl contact that people were trying to reach me on here in reference to the settlement. I have trouble keeping up with everything, forget things because >marijuana and brain damage, but I know I am connected to this all somehow. Am I "the" Quasi? As in, of the other site? Uhh, certainly I haven't participated in managing it in any real capacity, although when it was an idea I think I had something of a role? idk. I was just informed privately as I said that Mr. Tomlinson owes me money, which is why I came back, and it seems to check out somewhat with what I am able to remember. 2019 and 2020 were difficult years. As I recall sharing my real life identity with trusted compatriots around the Farms when things really went down, I'm happy to share my name again with, e.g., Null to ensure this is not a case where I am mistaking my own identity. (I took up Quasi as a rare alias long before the other site was extant--so I'm not stealing an epic username even if I'm schizophrenic.)
 
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