DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[unapologetic weeaboo]

EvilAJ may have privated the original MGS2 videos, but Phil can still react to his redemption run, which he did years later when he was much more mature and took the game much more seriously.

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This was in 2018 btw. He's matured so much since then.
Edit: Moments later.

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I unironically prefer this version of Phil over the depressed, gacha addicted e-beggar we have now

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I'll say this much about old Phil content: he wasn't good back then either, but it was far more entertaining watching an entitled snot nosed brat of a man child desperately flailing about, trying do prove himself as a "top gamer" when in fact he could barely play any gams. These days, his greed took over his pride. And he is also an old ugly man with no expectations and no desire to play games.

 

[TurdFondler]

Rambo had to tell him it's a prop glass bottle and Phil just said "Oh..." and they moved on , either it was a stupid joke or Phil actually thought they used a real glass bottle.

Phil would never let himself be the butt of a joke. He never does any kind of real humor on the fly.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

The biggest DSP mystery is........ what the hell does Kat do with her money when she get paid?

She buys another version of Skyrim

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

ummm...
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Wait..you mean video games aren't REAL? Two-point college is a work of fiction and they make up things. That realty/fiction line is blurring some more. This almost comes off like if you told him wrestling was fake when he was the young tender age of 30 and he'd be like "heh heh Well OBVIOUSLY" to save face when you know he thinks it's real.

Dimensional Merge 2.0

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil's bad man. Too many big bills hit the college this month.

 

[PieceofShet]

You got me curious so I went ahead and pulled how much he made in tips for major events or marathons since I started tracking:

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Damn that kojohn and howard video event. I didnt know it was THAT a disaster.

 

[grump]

It was a reasonably well-edited video that Phil said was "put together by a fan", DasBo had been hanging around as ThePastryarchy again, and DasBo's job is video editing. Circumstantial, but seems likely.

Anyone want to take a shot at how much Das probably got paid? No second guesses.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

Anyone want to take a shot at how much Das probably got paid? No second guesses.

1 trillion dollars

 

[N0thingICanDo]

"Half an hour left guys, please, if you can, support in any form, okay?"

"Derich I already said yes"

$8 in tips

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Anyone want to take a shot at how much Das probably got paid? No second guesses.

I reckon he got paid a fair rate, something similar to what a janny might make.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

Go figure. The guy that had to file for bankruptcy can't keep a fictitious college in the green.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Or a sepuku stream if he wasn't a massive bitch.

can you imagine? Knowing DSP he would leave it up to the wheelchair symbols to pick his easy way out.
"Guys we didn't hit my life goals. It is what it is. So this is it. My final moments on Earth. I leave the power to YOU. *Pulls up thimbnail of twitter profile with X's on the eyes*" How will DSP kill hisself? *soundbox*

"No I don't have a gun, Derich."

"No Swaggins I can't get access to 'percs laced with dogshit. Oh my gahd. So dumb."

"okay lets ban this idiot. *muppet laugh* Seriously you want me to call the police and tell them I have a gun? Do I need to explain why this is a bad idea? I JUST SAID I DON'T HAVE A GUN MORON"

"Amonia and chloride? Hmmm. That could be good. I could drink it to go with the cyanide pill."

"Listen to this. Snowkarl says I shouldn't make it complicated. I should just hang myself. Snowkarl. Should I ban you now? I need to be on camera for this."

"Okay lets do a poll. Which death is suicide best? Slitting my wrists. Drinking poison. Or touching an open circuit. Very nice. Okay."

 

[PieceofShet]

Anyone want to take a shot at how much Das probably got paid? No second guesses.

The usual fee + some cause of the inflation so 2 ugats.

 

[King Nutsack]

 

[Dona Morte]

Hi Dave.
I went an emailed a store in Seattle.
They got back to me.
Here is what they said.
So yeah, they will work with Dave. All Dave needs to do is to send some emails.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

The biggest DSP mystery is........ what the hell does Kat do with her money when she get paid?

Brother Khet hasn’t worked a day since 2020

 

[capefear56]

Maybe Phil can join CoffeeCuck in the looneybin now...

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Anyone want to take a shot at how much Das probably got paid? No second guesses.

Phil offered to tip him in a shout-out like he did with the guys that put his bed together and the moving company, when it came time to tip, but they said "Heh, no." So, gonna go with language Phil knows: at least 3 Hogan pulls. So....$500.

 

[clothes in my closet]