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wow you actually did that all on your own
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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100% of the reason why Pat is so eager for news coverage
he probably re-applied the second it got published
Reminder that Patrick spent thousands of dollars on his Twitter account and zero on his daughter or any legal attempt at re-establishing parental rights.
he probably re-applied the second it got published
Reminder that Patrick spent thousands of dollars on his Twitter account and zero on his daughter or any legal attempt at re-establishing parental rights.
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Pat's hair looks different in every image. Usually it looks like a variation of TV's Frank or Fred Flintstone.
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The Milwaukee Monkey's Paw given to Ricky by one of Niki's Haitian Hoo-doo boys shall curl its final finger when his bird checkmark is restored, but the only wish he should have wished: I wish I never disparaged Norm MacDonald on the bird internet.
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Looks like TV has added a few “extra pounds”.Looks like the gym equipment he bought is doing wonders:
Flávia’s Cleaning Service
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Figured that Pat would link to a sanitized, deceptively edited version. Glad you guys were able to get to the bottom of it
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If by TV you mean double rations of Hooligan's meatloaf for supper while drinking to blackout for years, I agree.
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So how much do you think he would spend to get a story onto the local news?
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What is going on with the side of his face?
He has furrows that appear to possibly be surgical scars.
The picture sorta sucks, I'll enhance what I'm talking about:
I'm certain they aren't artifacts. They sorta follow the facial vasculature, but that would be very unusual for someone his age and obesity. I've seen facial features like that on people 70+ that are somewhat thin. Also, notice those darker points along the lines? Those could easily be where surgical monofilament was tied/knotted. I've seen tracts like that on people that underwent facial reconstruction after an auto accident. In auto accidents that involve windshield/glass you can get strangely shaped injuries such as where glass was embedded or sliced the skin full thickness.
What does the rest of the hive mind think?
He has furrows that appear to possibly be surgical scars.
The picture sorta sucks, I'll enhance what I'm talking about:
I'm certain they aren't artifacts. They sorta follow the facial vasculature, but that would be very unusual for someone his age and obesity. I've seen facial features like that on people 70+ that are somewhat thin. Also, notice those darker points along the lines? Those could easily be where surgical monofilament was tied/knotted. I've seen tracts like that on people that underwent facial reconstruction after an auto accident. In auto accidents that involve windshield/glass you can get strangely shaped injuries such as where glass was embedded or sliced the skin full thickness.
What does the rest of the hive mind think?
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It does look like some kind of post accident reconstruction the way you point it out.
Fatrick once having been reasonably smart before a serious accident and head injury, but post accident not understanding how much he has changed would 100% explain his behavior and attitude.
But! Surely he would have mentioned being in an accident at some stage?
Surviving such a thing would be something he would try to cultivate as part of his real life tough guy fantasies.
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He's a poor since Drinky left, so maybe ten pounds of Nogwurst? I don't know, but whatever he spent was absolutely fucking worth it, because the edits and redubbed videos are hilarious.
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He has previously tweeted out that "safe is not [his] speed" when it comes to driving cars...
Could it possibly be the only thing he's ever told the truth about? Especially considering his drinking habits and his own father's booze cruising episode.
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Jesus what if Patrick is just all an elaborate meta act introducing the Marvel Skrull arc?
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But it's also well established that he was a retard back in his school days, so any brain damage that occured didn't really do much to make it worse.
Might be from an accident, I think it's just his fat face and his supremely unfortunate genetics, where all the good parts went to his cousins.
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This sweaty chunk of fat made a conscious decision to appear in his television interview wearing jeans and flip-flops.
I have no sympathy for this man.
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Looks like the criminally obsessed atalkers questioning Pat's prowess and dedication as an author were wrong in every detail as always. In around 19 months, he has managed to produce well over a thousand pages of a highly entertainment read.
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As well as describing him as "an author of science fiction books" (implying they don't believe he's a professional), they also say Fat "says he is being terrorized by online cyber-stalkers" rather than Fat "is being terrorized by online cyber-stalkers".
They don't believe a fucking thing he says.
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He suffers from Ray Liotta Syndrome, otherwise known as James Woods Disease. Morbid obesity, too.
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Credit to HandsomeTorque, he calls it 'Counter Hunger-Strike'