DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

I think rich watching and believing the gacha claims openly was what got to Phil. He's been able to just dismiss it publicly with the "detractor memes" comments because you had to come to the farms to see the evidence until secrets video but once rich, a much larger "content creator" and someone who had gotten closer to Phil than most, believed it, he realised that he can't just handwave it away but can't come up with any meaningful responses.

That, and Rich blowing up his most recent "beg for money that won't go to the actual thing" scam, are certainly why he lashed out the way he did with his "I feel so sorry for you" speech, and then failed to live up to his promise to never bring him up again. Phil is on cusp of realizing that he is locked out of ever seeing vest streak money again, I reckon, and since it's way too easy for him to blame those who signal-boosted his bullshit, that's who is getting yelled at when he next erupts.

If he thinks he's going to go the Chapter 13 route in the near future, he'll be in for a rude awakening when he has to account for where the money is actually going as well as being on a monitored payment plan.

He has a bigger problem than that, and that's the fact that his next bankruptcy isn't going to be a plan any more than his first one was. On top of that, we now have footage of his valuable belongings, and can easily blow up his attempts to act like he has no assets.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

• Credit is not a magic money tree (unless you are the US Govt) and he would need at least as much in tips (more if he's paying interest) to pay back the credit that pays for things

Here is where the snag hits. He had and would have no intention to pay back the credit. He'd just get another card. it worked for him for years and he's just waiting out the clock to do it again and banking on being dead before he ever has to pay again.

 

[Chernabog3000]

6 star saga bababbabay!!!

If your still confused as to why he's so fucking butthurt over these sub glasses goal streams despite making like 500 dollars in tips the last week and his payday coming Monday. He really needs that money for them shards or whatever the fuck. And he can't just buy the fucking bogus pack for 50 dollars or whatever bum change that costs. He gotta buy the one that give him the best % of shards per $. I mean he doesn't, and any shards will do, but the 110.99 tier or whatever the fuck, that's his dopamine hit right now. That's what he needs. Any short and he's losing ground on the dudes who actually have money to blow on gacha be it lines of credit or neeeeet pockets.

Every day he's not converting his guys to six starts he's losing out. These mobile games evolve with their meta ecspcially if you a whale.


The wild thing is the yotube money coming the 21st hasn't been mentioned once this week. We got a few big bills clearing over the weekend. Oddly enough one may clear on Sunday. His youtube payment wouldn't have been sent if it fell on that day, cause these dumb fucking banks man and youtube. But the Washington utility company definitely doing banking buisness on a Sunday so he can't wait till Monday. And what if he isn't paid Monday?

Tip me. And tip me now.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

Listening to Anthony Fantano and he reviewed the tones and I album “welcome to the madhouse” (Light 0)

Song came up called Bars (RIP T) https://youtu.be/6AaE_kUZVO0

Song is dogshit ass. But laughed at the fact a rest in piece song got like a 3/100

Phil, I feel the same about this song about you and T.

You don’t give a shit about T.

I dont give a shit about T

Imagine watching Anthony Fantano and thinking you're dunking on Phil. You detractors are unironically bigger lolcows than Phil

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

6 star saga bababbabay!!!

If your still confused as to why he's so fucking butthurt over these sub glasses goal streams despite making like 500 dollars in tips the last week and his payday coming Monday. He really needs that money for them shards or whatever the fuck. And he can't just buy the fucking bogus pack for 50 dollars or whatever bum change that costs. He gotta buy the one that give him the best % of shards per $. I mean he doesn't, and any shards will do, but the 110.99 tier or whatever the fuck, that's his dopamine hit right now. That's what he needs. Any short and he's losing ground on the dudes who actually have money to blow on gacha be it lines of credit or neeeeet pockets.

Every day he's not converting his guys to six starts he's losing out. These mobile games evolve with their meta ecspcially if you a whale.


The wild thing is the yotube money coming the 21st hasn't been mentioned once this week. We got a few big bills clearing over the weekend. Oddly enough one may clear on Sunday. His youtube payment wouldn't have been sent if it fell on that day, cause these dumb fucking banks man and youtube. But the Washington utility company definitely doing banking buisness on a Sunday so he can't wait till Monday. And what if he isn't paid Monday?

Tip me. And tip me now.

DSP, if bills are due and you're short the money you have to decide which bill to not pay. I know I'll take heat for giving you more advice to help but the electric bill can wait. They won't cut you off for about three missed payments so you'll be good until November and can worry about it then. You're always complaining about how hot it is in Renton anyway.

 

[TheTractor]

I can't see him not making bank with this world record of begging and scolding witnessed yesterday.

I expect some very chill, relaxed pre-stream with our favorite wild-eyed, realest mofo on the internet today.

 

[actually]

I can't see him not making bank with this world record of begging and scolding witnessed yesterday.

I expect some very chill, relaxed pre-stream with our favorite wild-eyed, realest mofo on the internet today.

Yeah, one of the whales will show up with a solid $100.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Phil is biting his nails furiously hoping RobOnWheels can see the truth and not get swayed by those dumb fuck detractors so his day off can be saved.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol. The only thing he has to talk about is "give me money".

 

[Balr0g]

Another beg. DarkSydeBeggar is in full effect. and let's ignore the big money streams at the start of his streaming week

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Let the begging commence

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Is it normal for the raw restream chat to constantly disconnect or is it somehow on my end?

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

I just can't help but laugh at the fact that he "needs" to go grocery shopping 4 times a month for 2 adults and a cat.

And broken appliance technique, ENGAGED. Toilet handle broken = ultimate stress. You niggas better start donating.

 

[Elbe]

Toilet saga.

Amazing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The broken vacuum scam was getting boring, 3 times in that short amount of time will make even the dumbest of the dents suspicious. Good thing he mixed it up with a sudden broken toilet handle just before Little Phil's Big Day Off.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

When he says "I dont want to talk about it all day" I hear "You stingy fucks need to tip me, without me having to remind you"

 

[Iron Hamster]

plumber can fix the broken shower while he's there
in the meantime, they can shit in Jasper's box.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Toilet saga.

Amazing.

Wait, even the toilet is tired of DSP's shit?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Toilet tank lever kits go for about ~$10 at Home Depot. This is such a weak beg. He should have went with the garbage disposal. I might have actually believed him because he throws all his leftover produce down the drain.