حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

[Nick Gars]

I hate to say it, but even fucking Chris has shown better OPSEC than Alan

Chris would unironically call this dude a retard. Well, younger Chris definitely would of, current Chris would call him his "soul sister" or some equally stupid shit.

 

[Real Name 1973]

His last residence I could find was 1167 County Road 164, Dumas, MS 38625. No luck on pictures.

Well, luck has improved. Is the address current?
(Keffals doxed from cat Orson doxxed from dog, unlucky for them)


Same tree, pole, and structure in the background. additionally, road curvature matches.

(rest of the location photos coming soon)

E: my bad forgot the link [A]

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Welcome back @OrsonZedd. Do a backflip, pedophile.

 

[Real Name 1973]

Welcome back @OrsonZedd. Do a backflip, pedophile.

What a retard triple confirming his name and address lmfao.

 

[OrsonZedd]

 

[Pissmaster]

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Welcome back! We've cataloged your entire life just for you <3

 

[Real Name 1973]

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Please I'm begging you, tell me you stole this guy's identity for kiwifarms. Tell me this is a dream. tell me "you were trolling us all along". Anything to fix this.

 

[OrsonZedd]

Please I'm begging you, tell me you stole this guy's identity for kiwifarms. Tell me this is a dream. tell me "you were trolling us all along". Anything to fix this.

Look at his lips and eyes lmao

 

[Real Name 1973]

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Look at his lips and eyes lmao

I feel like Alan is retarded enough to try and pretend to be someone impersonating him so I ain't holding my breath buddy.

 

[OrsonZedd]

I feel like Alan is retarded enough to try and pretend to be someone impersonating him so I ain't holding my breath buddy.

What did you expect from a guy who uses same username everywhere?

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

What did you expect from a guy who uses same username everywhere?

Not to confirm the dox. I expected you to double down. I've been haunting you everywhere Alan. This isn't like you. Why are you here?

 

[OrsonZedd]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH DIDDY KONG?!

Keffals fucked dogs and his biggest whiteknight wants to fuck Donkey Kong. Nuffin, just zoo- and pedophile degenerates that need to be gassed

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Not to confirm the dox. I expected you to double down. I've been haunting you everywhere Alan. This isn't like you. Why are you here?

Two options.
1) He gets off on it because he craves attention.
2) One of the passwords previously mentioned was used for the account and someone jacked it.

 

[OrsonZedd]

Not to confirm the dox. I expected you to double down. I've been haunting you everywhere Alan. This isn't like you. Why are you here?

I may not be Alan.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

Two options.
1) He gets off on it because he craves attention.
2) One of the passwords previously mentioned was used for the account and someone jacked it.

1. If he craved the attention, then why not come and start glorying in all the attention he was getting immediately? Why go comms silent for the first few hours?

2. Possible.

 

[OrsonZedd]

Alan Michael White immolated himself as a sacrifice to his goddess Keffals

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

I may not be Alan.

Alright, mister who may not be Alan.

If you aren't him, then kudos, and well done. You've brought an amazing Lolcow to our attention. I'm still not done digging with him. I think theres something more. This feels like Jankie. Rustle a brush, and spiders start skittering out everywhere. I don't think we've found all the nests quite yet.

Perhaps you could tell me how you found Alan? Maybe we could find something new.

And if you are Alan? Well, best to drop the act now. You should know by now that Kiwifarms always finds out.

 

[OrsonZedd]

Come on, they'd fit perfectly.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Two options.
1) He gets off on it because he craves attention.
2) One of the passwords previously mentioned was used for the account and someone jacked it.

Absolutely this. It's honestly a 50/50 lol.
Only Null could possibly confirm, based on IPs, but who cares, it's funny either way lmao.

 

[Pissmaster]

I may not be Alan.

Any funny PMs on that account?