2022 Lolcow Derby - AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Science has gone too far.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

No Kurt Eichenwald?

I'll play the lottery instead.

 

[SBG]

My money is on Keffals if just for becoming a rising star on the scene and getting so many idiots happy to defend his catboy ranching.

 

[WingsOfTarkov]

All bets on the Wingo/Richard horse taking home the gold. All opposing jockeys will be facefucked by him until they choke and it cums on their face.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

I’m going with my gut and picking Nikocado for first place and Chantal for second.

Luna Slater and Matthew Schumaker (aka Tuna and Lurch) would make a good entry in the couple section. Those two cockroaches are very lucky.

 

[Elysian]

I’ll bet 10 internet good boy points on Keffals pls

 

[Cats]

i think this is my favorite

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I feel mentally ill just looking at this

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I'll bet money on Greer in the disabled tard horse race.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Though she's been a real bore for awhile, Elora Snow is a personal fave. Dana Marie Cain is also a good choice.

What's I'm getting at her is you need a schitzo lady horse.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Based fellow Unabomber fan/schizophrenic/photoshopper

 

[soulless guarantee]

@Unabomber11 u OK, bro?

 

[Zaryiu2]

This is lunacy in the best way

 

[SillySherman]

Between Keffals and the Ragepig, its hard to choose on who to place a bet on.

 

[Hamdulilah]

This may be a toss up between Ralph and Drachenlord, who basically lead the same life except in different languages.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Can I request adding Elaine Miller as Eight Belles?

 

[Muppetstudios]

Can they all fall and be turned into glue?

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I’m going with my gut and picking Nikocado for first place and Chantal for second.

did you mean... going with your Gunt?

 

[Stinkyboy]

Ponies are for gays

 

[Black Yoshi]

I bet 10 N Word passes on Gunt