Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Thank God Tardski still lives with his parents otherwise he would have died from not being able to properly cook food.

I’m pretty sure 8 cans of Chef boyadree is a Papa Pires family recipe

 

[Amber Turd]

 

[All becomes gunt]

That is a truly shameful gunt. At the very least, Ralph’s hideous, grizzled gunt was exposed due to him raising his arms 90 degrees. Most people’s stomach would be exposed like that.

Here Asstonne Porks is what? Standing upright? How fat do you have to be for your belly to be pouring out from underneath your shirt without even doing anything. The answer is, very fucking fat.

Also look at how low his gut hangs. That motherfucker is likely literally covering his dick. I’m surprised he was able to piss without assistance. Maybe that‘s why Roidski came into the bathroom with him during livestream, to hold up Asstonne‘s gut so he wouldn’t splash piss all over himself.

Compounding all this is Asstonne’s strange hairlessness and clammy, sweaty skin, which combined with his supernaturally large gut creates a disturbing and grotesque appearance. Possibly the ugliest man alive?

He also looks like a Downie in this pic lmao.

PPP cant piss standing up anymore without making the place a total mess ( as displayed in the stream ). PPP has to PPPee like a woman, sitting down.

 

[Micheal Westen]

People should not allowed to be this fat. I'm tired of the lolbetarian bullshit, if you get as fat as PPPig the government worldwide should only give one option as a handout - Embarrassing intensive reality TV fat camp. It should be a free service channel like PBS in America. No disability, no neetbux for the fatties just straight up bus ride to televised fatcamp. They put such a strain on our healthcare system with their triple bypasses and hoverounds with Mexican modded hydrolics n shieet. Fuck em. Let them be the circus freaks that they are

Sorry for the but you all know it's true and would be funny as fuck. Especially if the site was at a c-c-cold climate so ASHTON had to go back to that cabin.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

The government of Canada can apologize for the mistreatment of indigenous people by letting them hunt PPP for his blubber.

 

[Hazel Motes]

So if PPP and Ralph were locked in a room, who would eat who? My money is on PPP consuming Ralph.

It would be gunt on gunt cannibalism.

 

[Shek$il]

PPP has actually done it. He is actually 190cm x 190cm, like a lumpier version of a Thwomp.

 

[Abominacione]

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Dear lord what in the fuck is that.

if you cant leave the couch, become the couch.

 

[JCDenthog]

If PPP and Ralph ever fight IRL I nominate that the thread title be named "Battle Of The Bellies"

 

[A Sunset]

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Poor Asstonne Porks has had an accident. Due to his massive girth, and the hour it takes him to stand up off the couch, he was unable to make it to the bathroom in time. Sadly, Asstonne cannot reach underneath his own gargantuan belly and clean himself.

Now, the beluga whale-sized land monster must wait for his gay lover Dwarfski to stop doing coke and getting punched by his fake trainer long enough to assist him in cleanup. If only poor Asstonne could stop shoveling cakes and pies down his gullet!

 

[Crystal Golem]

People should not allowed to be this fat. I'm tired of the lolbetarian bullshit, if you get as fat as PPPig the government worldwide should only give one option as a handout - Embarrassing intensive reality TV fat camp. It should be a free service channel like PBS in America. No disability, no neetbux for the fatties just straight up bus ride to televised fatcamp. They put such a strain on our healthcare system with their triple bypasses and hoverounds with Mexican modded hydrolics n shieet. Fuck em. Let them be the circus freaks that they are

Sorry for the but you all know it's true and would be funny as fuck. Especially if the site was at a c-c-cold climate so ASHTON had to go back to that cabin.

The Canadian Govt. needs to Operation Dumbo Drop his ass into Cowshwitz

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Poor Asstonne Porks has had an accident. Due to his massive girth, and the hour it takes him to stand up off the couch, he was unable to make it to the bathroom in time. Sadly, Asstonne cannot reach underneath his own gargantuan belly and clean himself.

Now, the beluga whale-sized land monster must wait for his gay lover Dwarfski to stop doing coke and getting punched by his fake trainer long enough to assist him in cleanup. If only poor Asstonne could stop shoveling cakes and pies down his gullet!

Asking Ashton to not be fat is like Ashton ever finding true love. It ain't happening.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

PPP cant piss standing up anymore without making the place a total mess ( as displayed in the stream ). PPP has to PPPee like a woman, sitting down.

Even then he likely can’t move his PPPenis to fit between the seat (and his massive Gunt) In order to get it into the bowl

 

[instythot]

The Canadian Govt. needs to Operation Dumbo Drop his ass into Cowshwitz

Who will step up and be the Denis Leary we all need?

 

[Maude Snew]

He sure as hell isn't treating his body as a temple. I honestly think fat people should not be allowed to be pastors because they're such a poor example of self control.

Nah fat people are ideal. The altar boys don't even have to run to not get raped they can just leisurely stroll away.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

So when we learned the apartment was co owned by Croc and Ashton did that rule out the e-girl being in physical contact with PPP? Because that thread seems to have been forgotten, but should it? Does the e-girl still lurk in the shadows?

 

[All becomes gunt]

So when we learned the apartment was co owned by Croc and Ashton did that rule out the e-girl being in physical contact with PPP? Because that thread seems to have been forgotten, but should it? Does the e-girl still lurk in the shadows?

Croc is the egirl.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Guys I've imported a Canadian copy of De Blob and it seems a bit off.

Spoiler: Banger Song

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Croc is the egirl.

I still believe the E Girl was Dingo in some long con and Dingo has been secretly recording all conversations with the Mustard Man in order to release them at an opportune time, like Dingo did with the other Fat Man

 

[All becomes gunt]

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Guys I've imported a Canadian copy of De Blob and it seems a bit off.

Spoiler: Banger Song

The final boss fight is really hard