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- Sep 5, 2019
I found the unedited version of this in Pat’s iCloud (lol jk he’s an Android poor).Had to do it, but I think if Chris Hansen told him to take a seat, it would break.
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In addition to his terrible diet and being a heavy daily drinker, he never goes outside, sits on his ass all day, and (according to Twitter’s own data) rarely sleeps. Probably also doesn’t drink water or eat hydrating produce. So add dehydration and vitamin D deficiency to this list — for starters. Eating a pound of cured meat at every meal can’t help much.