Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Had to do it, but I think if Chris Hansen told him to take a seat, it would break.

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I found the unedited version of this in Pat’s iCloud (lol jk he’s an Android poor).

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In addition to his terrible diet and being a heavy daily drinker, he never goes outside, sits on his ass all day, and (according to Twitter’s own data) rarely sleeps. Probably also doesn’t drink water or eat hydrating produce. So add dehydration and vitamin D deficiency to this list — for starters. Eating a pound of cured meat at every meal can’t help much.
 
I can't imagine being this pompous and condescending like him to so many people when he literally just barely graduated high school, and this was with taking several classes that were specifically meant for students with poor academic performance (what we called in school "idiot classes", which were just one small 1/2 step up from special education)
 
I think low IQ fat people see big corporations alienating half of their customer base by making their politcal stances very public and obnoxious, and they think this is the way to go. They don't really stop and think about how these companies have ways around paying taxes, and are in bed with the government and will be subsizidized and essentially bailed-out for going woke. A small company or a (very) large individual like fatrick gains nothing from insulting 50% of the country.

You gotta keep in mind that this person is very fat and very stupid.

Also, if I got swatted and could have been shot to death by mistake, I would shut the fuck up for a bit to try and avoid it happening again since I'd be afraid of something happening to me or my family. Especially if I had screeched like an autistic 12 year old during the incident, creating incentive for people to try it again.
F@t P@t is happy about the swattings because of the attention. It helps validate his victim complex. I just don't think he's smart enough to figure out how to do it anonymously. If he could, he would.

Also he is really fat.

edit: meant to quote @Skeletor at the top.

edit edit: "It is you who do not have command of the English language" :tomlinson:
 
This is 100 percent him trying to get his checkmark back and I now think he did it these past two times. Pat believes he’s vastly smarter than everybody else and would absolutely think he’d get away with it. That’s partially why he’s enjoying it all so much.

Edit: Credit to Serious Business
This is fucking perfect, TFS.
 
Holy shit! Where is that 'NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN 3 GODDAMN YEARS" soundbyte from?
The recording a neighbor did sneakily when he was dragged out by cops wearing just a bathrobe, his tiny dicklet swinging in the breeze. If you haven't heard the full recording I can highly recommend it he even cries.


Edit: actually had it on hand. Yes it's not super high quality and hard to hear but the best I got.
Another edit: I mean neighbor as in a person who actually lives next door or close by, not the other way.
 
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Any legitimate grievances he has are negated by the fact that he greatly exaggerates and sometimes completely lies about what happens to him. The fact that he brings this on innocent people is what makes him the most hateable cow on this site
Don't know about you, but the opposite's true for me. Seeing someone this retarded be this convinced he's right about all of his worthless opinions is hilarious. He's a lot like Ralph. Sure, they're both fucking assholes, but all the flailing and anger is funny to laugh at even when they're trashing bystanders. Also, they both have gunts.
 
The recording a neighbor did sneakily when he was dragged out by cops wearing just a bathrobe, his tiny dicklet swinging in the breeze. If you haven't heard the full recording I can highly recommend it he even cries.
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Edit: actually had it on hand. Yes it's not super high quality and hard to hear but the best I got.
Another edit: I mean neighbor as in a person who actually lives next door or close by, not the other way.
You can barely hear the cops because they're talking like normal people in normal tones, maybe even softly the way you do to a retard to try to keep them from tard raging. You can mostly make out what Fatty is saying because he's screaming and screeching at the top of his lungs, although he sometimes lapses into enraged pig squealing gibberish.
 
Why does this guy ever think that calling attention to himself is a good idea? I hope that news station does something with all of the information in response to their tweet. If he gets arrested for swatting himself or PPP fraud it'll be worth losing the content, it's the best possible end of his story. Also, how bad is Milwaukee that fatal shootings are Moderate Alerts?
 
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