Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

But even with all the tweets, texts and so on that Rick actually does get every single day, he's still provably faked harassment. Most likely because him engaging with all of the messages makes him less sympathetic and more a fucking moron, and also the harassment hasn't reached nearly the degree of real life presence he needs pretend he has reason to fear for his life, and therefore it is a police issue.
The man is the unholy trinity of fantasists: a narcissist, an autist and a fiction writer. Making shit up in his own head is all he has ever known how to do, but his only fames of reference are capeshit. Every single thought he has gets filtered through grandiosity and punched up to make him look better, but he doesnt have the social skills or theory of mind to be remotely believeable or relateable. He's not worldly or interesting and he doesnt have any friends so he has zero concept of how nuanced and varied the world and human thought can actually be. He sees no future problems that might emerge from constantly spinning fragments of truth into these ridiculous, seat of the pants narratives that only serve his ego and he is in way too deep to ever back down now as that would require him to acknowledge all his faults.
Niki swooping in and convincing him he wasnt as broken and unloveable as Adrienne said might have been the worst thing for him because now he gets to shut down any self reflection and do the old "No. It's the children who are wrong" because muh wife. She needs to leave for both of their sake. She would be so much happier eating Jen's box every night, and Patrick just might, against all likelihood, one day gaze into the abyss of his own mind, reflect on his actions and stop being so fat.
 
Patrick, you need to cut back on your drinking. For serious. You look terribly unwell and we want you around for a long long time. Try water, buddy.

Piggy made the news:

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All you have to do is acknowledge that Norm is funny, Patrick.

I wonder if he brought up the politics and pepperoni, but the editors knew not to include it. Pat usually wants everyone to know about the pepperoni.

But way to give him actual victim status, swatters. If he dies, so does humor. Let him ruin himself! He doesn’t need help.

they also say Fat "says he is being terrorized by online cyber-stalkers" rather than Fat "is being terrorized by online cyber-stalkers".
Legally, they have to say it like that. It’s nothing to do with whether or not they believe him as reporters. Their opinion is irrelevant.

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You can't convince me that this isn't an edit, or a horrifically elaborate mask. This is not the face of a human being.
Someone shop the mouth into his eyes a la The Corinthian? If we’re gonna make nightmare fuel we might as well go…whole hog.
 
I'm now curious. What would the end result of Pukass and Fatrick being forced to interact look like?
Given Pat's friends and the existence of the book Starship Repo, they both seem to have a shared interest in 17 year olds, so it's really hard to say. I could easily see Pat being the one human male on the planet that the Wern is not intimidated by, though.
 
Someone shop the mouth into his eyes a la The Corinthian? If we’re gonna make nightmare fuel we might as well go…whole hog.
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His squished, porcine eyes lend themselves nicely to the exercise.
 
I do have a problem with people deliberately sending the cops; American police aren't known for their restraint and a confrontation between the bloated belligerent and the cops can easily end with Patrick being killed.
Innocent bystanders can get killed. That's more the issue. Like this dude, who got swatted and shot because moron cops responded to some guy called SWAuTistic, to the wrong address, and the pigs then killed an innocent bystander and the swatter is now doing time in prison.
 
Just out of interest, how common are bar room brawls in Fat's town and area?

Fights in pubs and nightclubs are really rare here in Scandinavia.
There are occasional shirt pulls and guys getting grabby with women, but fist fights like in the movies literally never happen
Any bar/club that has niggers in it has fights. Lots of places have strict dress codes like collared shirts only, no hats, no gang colors, etc. But it's pointless. There will be a chimpout eventually. A certain song could play, a person could be looking in the wrong direction and some stupid violent monkey will think you're "mean mugging" them or checking out their gross woman and that's all it takes for them to start throwing shit around fighting each other. Or you.
If the place caters to niggers and doesn't bother with dress codes or cover charges than forget about it. It's a violent hellhole with stabbings and shootings pretty much nightly.
There are fights at bars that white people drink at too, but nothing like there is at the places black people are.
 
Holy shit niggas I was literally in the freakin gym when I decided on a whim to check the thread and saw the new depths of rotundity and greasiness our beloved porcine pickanniny pepperoni producer has delved to and unironically laughed my fuckin ass off infront of everyone.

Christ alMIGHTY how the actual fuck does he keep managing to humiliate himself?!
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The guy who swatted Patrick is a fucking retard and I hope they got to prison. Not just because its justice, but also having a W would get Rick confident enough to do something else stupid and it would be really, really funny.

God. I'm an asshole too. But I don't swat people.
Can you imagine how great it'd be if whomever swatted F@t took an L for that bullshit? The milk we'd get out of him then could be a textbook picture of "crème de la crème."
Some become fat, some are just born to be fat. Patrick is the essence of corpulence itself.
Has anyone posted one of the more famous of Rick's tweets? It goes something like "I am become obese, maker of niggeroni."
 
Any bar/club that has niggers in it has fights. Lots of places have strict dress codes like collared shirts only, no hats, no gang colors, etc. But it's pointless. There will be a chimpout eventually. A certain song could play, a person could be looking in the wrong direction and some stupid violent monkey will think you're "mean mugging" them or checking out their gross woman and that's all it takes for them to start throwing shit around fighting each other. Or you.
If the place caters to niggers and doesn't bother with dress codes or cover charges than forget about it. It's a violent hellhole with stabbings and shootings pretty much nightly.
There are fights at bars that white people drink at too, but nothing like there is at the places black people are.
So perhaps Fatrick has got bar fighting experience after all?

“Liberating” his pepperoni ingredients from unfit parents who take them to bars?
 
He actually made a sex joke about his wife while farming for pity on Facebook. What a fucking psychopath. I am now almost certain that he's swatting himself for online pity, he's enjoying this too much for it to be real.

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Over on the WISN Facebook page the boomers aren't buying piggy's nonsense.

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Meanwhile... Under WISN's tweet about the story:

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Piggy makes an appearance and attempts some damage control:

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Had to do it, but I think if Chris Hansen told him to take a seat, it would break.

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Really makes you wonder what kind of experimental top secret carbon fiber nano tubing space age seating Hooligan's is rocking to hold more mass than what crosses the Brooklyn bridge in a slow month.
 
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It is insane how quickly he becomes frothing at the mouth enraged and defensive the second anyone even asks basic questions about him or what happened. It doesn't paint a good picture and makes him seem completely disingenuous to anyone in sight or earshot.

He is too autistic and bad at communicating to ever prove his point (because he doesn't have one, like any good cow it's all self inflicted) and come across as rational and not a giant fuckwad.
 
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