A PSA: Dear non-Southerners and non-Hillbillies...

[Wormy]

That it did, I was just being a bit shitposty with the whole "Deliverance was a documentary" bit

Ehhhh, remember what I said about some parts of the hills here looking like you walked into Resident Evil 4 though (Jolo). Still applies.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Ehhhh, remember what I said about some parts of the hills here looking like you walked into Resident Evil 4 though (Jolo). Still applies.

Too true.

Playing RE4 back when I was twelve and living in a holler that eerily looked a lot like the woods near the village in that game was a rather unique sort of gaming experience, I'll tell you that.

 

[Wormy]

Too true.

Playing RE4 back when I was twelve and living in a holler that eerily looked a lot like the woods near the village in that game was a rather unique sort of gaming experience, I'll tell you that.

*First time playing the game*

"Hey <Brother in law>!, check out the village in this game. Reminds you of Jolo and Bearwallow?"
"You joke, but it kinda does..."

 

[BlerdBjern]

As a Yankee, I would like to thank you for validating my opinion that you are all worthless trash.

least we ain't hive dwelling bugmen tho!

 

[Ben10]

i think most people realize that southerners are by and large low functioning retards

but if you've ever lived in an east coast city you'd see a mix of limp-wriested incompetent self-hating fags and even lower functioning retards

so trailer trash that can fix a shitty car from 30 years ago looks like a self-sufficient ubermench by comparison

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

You all know that the whole country is infested with low functioning retards, right? The overgenerous welfare state and dysgenic policies are in force nationwide. Here's the difference though: in the rural areas you have space so that you don't need to have the humanoid detritus in your face. In the city, you need to move up income brackets to move away from the decay.

This also may make you all shit bricks but there are rural places in the North and big cities in the South. No, really! Look at a map.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

This thread is the funniest shit I've read all day.

 

[Syaoran Li]

You can trust this hillbilly on this one when I say that most of these "based traditionalists" on A&N wouldn't last two days in Appalachia before they either offed themselves, went insane, or did a full 180 and go full Woke.

They'd be a bunch of rank strangers in a desolate and isolated land full of antisocial and impoverished border reivers who wouldn't take kindly to their cheap affectations of tradition.

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

You can trust this hillbilly on this one when I say that most of these "based traditionalists" on A&N wouldn't last two days in Appalachia before they either offed themselves, went insane, or did a full 180 and go full Woke.

They'd be a bunch of rank strangers in a desolate and isolated land full of antisocial and impoverished border reivers who wouldn't take kindly to their cheap affectations of tradition.

Based 'grassposting. When you said "rank stranger", I immediately thought of Ralph Stanley, skimmed down and there it was.

I think many think the grunge and trashiness seen in the area are ironic or something. Community is a shadow of its former self everywhere. The internet was the final nail in the coffin. Overseas manufacturing and big box stores set the stage. Sad, really.

Most now aren't even aware of what's gone. I often see old buildings that used to be general stores and the abandoned granges and sigh.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Too true.

Playing RE4 back when I was twelve and living in a holler that eerily looked a lot like the woods near the village in that game was a rather unique sort of gaming experience, I'll tell you that.

Ever play Red Dead Redemption 2? Roanoke Ridge is a beautiful haunting area that feels like a version of Appalachia that feels very familiar to me while not actually looking like any particular place I've been to.

You all know that the whole country is infested with low functioning retards, right? The overgenerous welfare state and dysgenic policies are in force nationwide. Here's the difference though: in the rural areas you have space so that you don't need to have the humanoid detritus in your face. In the city, you need to move up income brackets to move away from the decay.

This also may make you all shit bricks but there are rural places in the North and big cities in the South. No, really! Look at a map.

Trailer Park Boys is the best proof that redneck trailer trash is a universal phenomenon.

 

[AnOminous]

Trailer Park Boys is the best proof that redneck trailer trash is a universal phenomenon.

Poor white trash knows no geography.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

One time I was working with a team of remote Indians on some programming thing and in our daily bullshit standup meeting one of them asked me that he keeps hearing about red state vs blue state and he has no idea what it means. I told him:

In red states you own land, a house, have slow internet, multiple cars, own guns, and have money, have property rights, and you drink bourbon for fun, become famous for your hobbies, and die a happy old man at a very old age

In a blue state you rent an apartment, buy a new car every 2 years and go miserably upside down on the loan, live your life in crippling debt, spend most of your time commuting, pay all your money in property taxes, your girlfriend has a black friend, you leave nothing to your girlfriend's children when you die, live in constant fear and walk on eggshells on a minute to minute basis in case you say anything forbidden that you might get cancelled, you only go on vacation exclusively for photo opportunities so that you can slightly impress the other idiots you work with that you've "traveled the world" and don't enjoy the actual vacation, you know right now your cause of death will be getting mugged and that even if they catch the guy he will walk because he is a minority, your main form of entertainment is protesting in the street, and you LIKE IT

I think I accidentally redpilled some Indians.

 

[SPhobos]

chilll out with the words in the southerner thread bitch

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I find it funny that this thread popped up again, since I just saw a video from the US national archives about how people from the south are all dysgenic mentally retarded white negros who have to be civilized by the northerners.

 

[LeChampion1992]

I'm from Texas I also think most wignats don't get Texas. the line between anglo and Hispanic are blurred if non existent. Literally go to south Texas and like 20% of the class even will be Sarah Martinez or Joshua Rodriguez and both of them are white and blonde hair blue eyed. Meanwhile Tyler Wilson looks like a Mexican dude and barely speaks English.

We're less of a great white bastion and more of the land of crazy anglos and tejanos. If you go to the east we turn into swamp, woods, and much of the deep south.

(some bonus facts)
We don't ride horses and live on ranches.
I dunno why movies have to use some sepia tone to signify they're filming in Texas. But depending on where you are the state is either tall trees, vast plains, desert, hills, and miles and miles of endless suburbs.

Yes we do own pickup trucks and love our guns. Most people can't drive because native Texans are aggressive and California transplants don't understand native Texans drivers are used to doing 80mph when it's raining cats and dogs as well as dry as the gobi desert often in the same year.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

Never been to the US-landia but South probably would be on the top of my list if actually did. You've got your brand.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Appalachia Delenda Est

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm from Texas I also think most wignats don't get Texas. the line between anglo and Hispanic are blurred if non existent. Literally go to south Texas and like 20% of the class even will be Sarah Martinez or Joshua Rodriguez and both of them are white and blonde hair blue eyed. Meanwhile Tyler Wilson looks like a Mexican dude and barely speaks English.

We're less of a great white bastion and more of the land of crazy anglos and tejanos. If you go to the east we turn into swamp, woods, and much of the deep south.

(some bonus facts)
We don't ride horses and live on ranches.
I dunno why movies have to use some sepia tone to signify they're filming in Texas. But depending on where you are the state is either tall trees, vast plains, desert, hills, and miles and miles of endless suburbs.

Yes we do own pickup trucks and love our guns. Most people can't drive because native Texans are aggressive and California transplants don't understand native Texans drivers are used to doing 80mph when it's raining cats and dogs as well as dry as the gobi desert often in the same year.

Cities in Texas are basically the same as every other city.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Cities in Texas are basically the same as every other city.

Ehh there is a difference in mindset between cities. if you live in Houston or you live in Dallas there is a difference in that vs Amarillo and temple vs Austin and San Antonio.

 

[Farmer John]

I would like to clarify that OP does not speak for Florida, when it comes to Florida all of the stereotypes positive and negative are true.

The heat and the humidity do something to a man's soul, it leaves him teetering on the brink of normalcy. If left alone and given a chance to heal he could possibly retain his humanity, but no, every sort of person must trudge through his home bringing with them all of their issues and problems. They stop on their way to Disney to point and laugh at him as they shit on his lawn. Florida Man is very real, he is down here, we are all Florida Man.


In all honesty though the panhandle is a pretty interesting place, guessing it's like most natives and their home states, but most of the "attractions" are alright at best and the true beauty is often overlooked.