2022 Lolcow Derby - AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!!!

[Shadow Man Dingo]

literally the first horse up should have been Pantsu... How did you not even start there.

 

[Xenomorph]

Khet needs to be on here kek

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Brianna Wu and first pic of baked fit so seamlessly

 

[Zersetsunged]

Amanda McNair is in on this too?

 

[Frofo Baggis]

No Graeme Kelly, the Irish Brony? He even likes to imagine himself as a cartoon horse fucking the MLP cast.

 

[TerrorCorpCEO]

No fucking way I saw this at like 5 am last night and thought it was just a really weird fever dream

 

[6thRanger]

Ralphamale always wins baby! Does he look slow bitch? Does he look slow bitch? KILLSTREAM pride worldwide! Let's fucking GOOOOO! Get ready for another all time banger from the Killstream! If you cosign his defeat, fuck you bitch! It's NOT TRUE! $1 Billion Kiwibucks on the Ralphamale! He will win! Do you understand? Who /gunt/ here?

 

[rattus norvegicus]

Can Kevin be Barbaro? Wins the Derby but then has to be euthanized after breaking his leg amhole??

 

[Bernie "Big Pimp" G]

If there’s no gunt on the ralphamale horse I’m gonna start a riot

 

[Common Shadow]

A pack of hyenas sporting various stupid expressions would have been more appropriate for Keffals.

 

[DankSmoker]

Nightmare fuel.

 

[cuddle striker]

ruffian to win, Alaska to place. open show slot, a hundred down the line

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Did you include Orson

 

[Pig Boss]

Did you include Orson

Notable lolcow Orson Carte?

If the ground is good/good to firm I think we're in for one hell of a race, anything softer and I think my top contended may have trouble getting up to speed for the incline and he definitely won't be making it over the thicket.

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[Knifeguncat]

All in on DSP: it's not about who wins, but who lives.

 

[Unabomber11]

OP HAS BEEN EDITED UP TO POST POSITION 30


26- Kings Cobra JFS
27- Cyraxx
28- Kino Casino coupled entry (PPP and Warski)
29) Flamenco
30) DC Media Girl

Scott Adams, Alexander Lavert and any other entries will be listed under “Also Eligible”

 

[Breadbassket]

Lets go Nikocado Avocado, I hope he eats the other horses.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Betting the house on Patrick Sean Tomlinson child.

 

[Balr0g]

You put in Wings but not Boogie? Not cool man. I would have suggested the deer guy from Twtich but he is so irrelevant at this point it would be pointless.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

This was the worst night to do ketamine.

I didn’t Steal from the horses. I promise