"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

I'd still love to see how he'd make out being in Stalinist Russia and sent to Nazino a.k.a Cannibal Island.

It wasn't just the USSR where cannibalism occurred because Communist incompetence caused starvation. It happened in China as well during Mao's Great Leap Forward. Starvation brought on by food scarcity and hilariously terrible agricultural planning is a common feature with Comminism.
 
It wasn't just the USSR where cannibalism occurred because Communist incompetence caused starvation. It happened in China as well during Mao's Great Leap Forward. Starvation brought on by food scarcity and hilariously terrible agricultural planning is a common feature with Comminism.
In fairness widespread food shortages have been common in Russia for centuries and the February Revolution started as a demonstration over shortages of bread.

Phil is still fat though.
 
It wasn't just the USSR where cannibalism occurred because Communist incompetence caused starvation. It happened in China as well during Mao's Great Leap Forward. Starvation brought on by food scarcity and hilariously terrible agricultural planning is a common feature with Comminism.
There's a story to that or at least how I heard it happen. For some reason or another they decided to kill off the sparrow population because reasons. They did so by chasing them around banging woks and whatnot until the sparrows dropped dead of exhaustion. Sparrows are (or were?) considered a delicacy in China so they cooked and ate them afterward. They initially celebrated this as a good idea but then reality hit... guess what was keeping the insect population in check? With nothing to keep it under control the insect population exploded and wound up eating all the crops. I believe this resulted in the starvation of 25 million people.
 
I haven't checked this guy for a while. He doesn't look utterly disabled to the point that he can't work. Has he ever been asked to get off the tugboat recently?
 
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Phil is such a fucking failure that his thread derailings are more interesting than his OC
Taters is boring when he's not chimping out, flailing at a potato or pretending like he's some sort of badass.

We need to amuse ourselves between those times.

It wasn't just the USSR where cannibalism occurred because Communist incompetence caused starvation. It happened in China as well during Mao's Great Leap Forward. Starvation brought on by food scarcity and hilariously terrible agricultural planning is a common feature with Comminism.
North Korea went through that as well but a lot of that had to do with Russia not giving them more aid, some natural disasters, Kim Jong-Il being a complete and utter bastard. There are stories of cannibalism during that time. How accurate they are we don't really know but when people literally have no food they will do terrible things.

There's a story to that or at least how I heard it happen. For some reason or another they decided to kill off the sparrow population because reasons. They did so by chasing them around banging woks and whatnot until the sparrows dropped dead of exhaustion. Sparrows are (or were?) considered a delicacy in China so they cooked and ate them afterward. They initially celebrated this as a good idea but then reality hit... guess what was keeping the insect population in check? With nothing to keep it under control the insect population exploded and wound up eating all the crops. I believe this resulted in the starvation of 25 million people.
They were the architects of their own demise. Mao wasn't exactly a brainbox but he believed he was. So the sparrows all died because of it and people suffered because who could have known that birds eat bugs? It's not like it's common knowledge or anything.
 
I haven't checked this guy for a while. He doesn't look utterly disabled to the point that he can't work. Has he ever been asked to get off the tugboat recently?
He's been slowly making himself less and less hirable -- but that's kind of "to plan"? - I mean it's the same level of plan as apuppy grabbing your shoe so you'll react and pay attention to him.

The funny part to me is that in a capitalist society with social welfare programs he can play that game. In a true collectivist society he'd be forced to shovel shit or something menial. Remember, it's for the good of the people...From each according to his ability.
Oh sure, the first day he'll just have to use a hand spade, but he will go strong as a member of the proletariat on his new proletariat diet! soon he will be shoveling 16 tons of shit singing Leningrad Ernie Ford...I owe my soul to the gubment store.
 
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Another fine bongwater bolshevik liberated some resources from someone living large.
If you have a concert ticket and jewelry...well then you can "share" with houseless junkies
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The funny part to me is that in a capitalist society with social welfare programs he can play that game. In a true collectivist society he'd be forced to shovel shit or something menial. Remember, it's for the good of the people...From each according to his ability.
And it's only because of social programs that he's even eligible for that. In a pure capitalist society, like one run on Objectivism, he'd be a parasite and would be treated like the trash he was.

Communists / Socialists would not just give him money / food for nothing. He'd be either forced to sweep the streets, pick up garbage or dig ditches for 8 hours to get his daily ration of cheese. Then go home to his hovel that he shares with a dozen other people and have to deal with them. Taters is only able to survive because he lives in a capitalist society that says we need to be nice to the retards. Without this kind of safety net he'd be homeless and giving handjobs under the bridge to get some food.

The very system that he owes his life to is the one that he's railing against because he's so edgy.
 
And it's only because of social programs that he's even eligible for that. In a pure capitalist society, like one run on Objectivism, he'd be a parasite and would be treated like the trash he was.
That's how Communism would do it too.
"He who does not work, neither shall he eat." Lenin
 
That's how Communism would do it too.
"He who does not work, neither shall he eat." Lenin
Of course but that's how any society with very rigid rules would be run especially when they emphasize the collective over the individual or the individual over the collective. Objectivism is all about, "I got mine, you get yours" and that you are responsible for yourself and nobody else. Whereas Communism is all about, "for the betterment of the state, not the individual". In the end they both say the same thing about the parasites that don't work and get stuff for nothing. Which in and of itself if quite funny especially considering how Ayn Rand, the one that came up with Objectivism, was a refugee from Stalinist Russia.

Taters can only get away with his larp while living in a country that takes pity on poor unfortunates that can't work. As well as those that try to game the system like Taters.

Very few countries like China including China.
Nobody likes China except maybe North Korea but nobody with a brain likes them either.

The greatest ironic truth of his existence.
He's a child with a child's understanding of the world.

He thinks himself smarter than everybody else. While the rest of us work for a living he's getting money for free from the government. Except he doesn't have any money and needs to beg to get things like pizza and artisanal cheese. Meanwhile the rest of us that actually work HAVE the money to buy these things whenever we want.

Also we're able to ride bicycles without issue.
 
Taters can only get away with his larp while living in a country that takes pity on poor unfortunates that can't work. As well as those that try to game the system like Taters.
Genuine Communists would describe even allowing someone like Phil to live as bourgeois sentimentality.
 
They had the ticket? But he wanted to buy it for them? Junkies have the worst grift stories.

Phil wouldn't even last long enough to be executed in a revolution. He'd starve without his tugboat and he'd get robbed/beaten if he left to go look for food while wearing all that tacticool gear.
 
Remember this old chestnut? 5 seconds into the video and the potato starts lying. He wasn't fired from Wawa, he threw a tantrum and quit when they couldn't immediately give him a new name tag for whatever name he wanted that week, shit gets sent from corporate. He probably would have lasted all of two minutes after birth before one of Mao's soldiers killed him. He looks like a tard, and can't have have a tard taking resources from one Mao's direct people.


 
Remember this old chestnut? 5 seconds into the video and the potato starts lying. He wasn't fired from Wawa, he threw a tantrum and quit when they couldn't immediately give him a new name tag for whatever name he wanted that week, shit gets sent from corporate. He probably would have lasted all of two minutes after birth before one of Mao's soldiers killed him. He looks like a tard, and can't have have a tard taking resources from one Mao's direct people.


Aaah the good ol' days. Philth was my first Lolcow I followed in depth, I miss his antics.
 
And it's only because of social programs that he's even eligible for that. In a pure capitalist society, like one run on Objectivism, he'd be a parasite and would be treated like the trash he was.

Communists / Socialists would not just give him money / food for nothing. He'd be either forced to sweep the streets, pick up garbage or dig ditches for 8 hours to get his daily ration of cheese. Then go home to his hovel that he shares with a dozen other people and have to deal with them. Taters is only able to survive because he lives in a capitalist society that says we need to be nice to the retards. Without this kind of safety net he'd be homeless and giving handjobs under the bridge to get some food.

The very system that he owes his life to is the one that he's railing against because he's so edgy.

I mention this fairly often in threads about worthless parasites and moochers like Phil, but my favorite quote by Benjamin Franklin (and one that I believe we as a society should adopt as cultural policy) is "The best way to help one out of poverty is by making them uncomfortable in their poverty." In other words, you don't feed, clothe, or house those who are unwilling to work and support themselves. And you certainly do not give them money. They are responsible for themselves, not others, and can make their own choices. They can either choose to get off their lazy ass, or they can choose to be poor and miserable, and eventually choose to starve to death and save the rest of decent, hard working society a problem. The more I see of dead-ass lazy, entitled, worthless leeches burning up our precious resources and wasting our tax dollars while contributing nothing in return, the more I see the wisdom in Franklin's words. It's one thing to help out someone truly disabled and totally helpless to support themselves. I'm perfectly fine with that. But it's entirely another thing to enable someone who can otherwise do something to make themselves useful, but feels they are above working an honest job like everyone else and are entitled to being supported for life on the sweat and hard work of decent people.

Aaah the good ol' days. Philth was my first Lolcow I followed in depth, I miss his antics.

Phil is fucking boring these days. He hides away in his Section 8 apartment because he's pretty much pissed off or annoyed even the Leftards in Portland, has covered himself (including his face) in retard scribble tattoos, and spends his days playing Militant Leftist dress-up while LARPing as Billy Badass on the internet. He's gotten so boring and irrelevant that his own thread has shifted gears to discussing the childish meth addict he's letting couch surf at his Ain't-ifa Barracks.
 
It wasn't just the USSR where cannibalism occurred because Communist incompetence caused starvation. It happened in China as well during Mao's Great Leap Forward. Starvation brought on by food scarcity and hilariously terrible agricultural planning is a common feature with Comminism.
It happened in most Communist countries at some point or another. The Viets largely did it as a symbolic gesture rather than actually being hungry; intimidate the enemy some. In NK it was a real thing and this was to prevent the family from starving. I’m told it’s no longer practiced in China but I have no idea if that’s actually true. I also don’t want Hooves here getting any ideas (though it would be funny if he was advocating for Cannibalism when previously he advocated for Veganism).

Cannibalism is weird to me. I would probably try to eat bark or grass before I did another person. I don’t have any kids though, if I did I’d still even go fishing before I ate a person. That’s just me.
 
Remember this old chestnut? 5 seconds into the video and the potato starts lying. He wasn't fired from Wawa, he threw a tantrum and quit when they couldn't immediately give him a new name tag for whatever name he wanted that week, shit gets sent from corporate. He probably would have lasted all of two minutes after birth before one of Mao's soldiers killed him. He looks like a tard, and can't have have a tard taking resources from one Mao's direct people.


I love how this spud tries to come off as smart and you can even see him try to look down his nose as he talks to the interviewer as if he's somehow superior or smart. I also love how that older dude jumped in to save phil's ass from making the movement look dumb and saving phil from himself.

This channel also has the podcast where he acts like a child, pointing a gun at the podcast people and generally acting like a somewhat behaved child minus his shenanigans.
 
Cannibalism is weird to me. I would probably try to eat bark or grass before I did another person. I don’t have any kids though, if I did I’d still even go fishing before I ate a person. That’s just me.
Fishing was probably banned like foraging, people would get shot trying to comb through already harvested fields. You'd be less keen on eating grass after watching your neighbors die horribly after eating grass and dirt soup. We can't digest the stuff. Bark can be made into a bread but it's incredibly labor intensive, and it's more a Nordic tradition. The slav peasants might not have known.

I read an account of a guy that got stranded in that one high altitude plane crash. After a week of no food he said he just started seeing the frozen bodies as cuts of meat, something clicked over in his brain. Cannibalism during starvation isn't 100% a conscious decision, there's a physiological component to it.
 
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