DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I personally love how he always sets up those ad hoc rules and systems of morality for why his version of something he shits on is somehow better and more meaningful. Then he breaks those rules at record speed. He said that his reackts had superior morality (and legality because he doesn't understand copyright law) because he asks permission from the video creator and any parties involved in the video... then he broke the rule with the John and Howard reackt... then he said his reackts had superior meaning and quality because he has a unique perspective on the topic at hand, or in plain English he can deboonk a video if it's about him or he can make everything about himself in the case of the Wings DtRH reackt... then he broke that rule when he did those Rob Gavagan reackts that he called "no-perspective-style" reackts.

My favorite though has to be the Feeding with the Pig "rules." He said that they can't be DSP D'VOURs It because they're not from chain fast food places so unless you're from the Seattle area you can't easily have access to the restaurants he orders from, which is also why he won't be doing DSP D'VOURs It anymore... then the SECOND Feeding with the Pig he ate fast food from a chain restaurant... but he called Sonic's menu a "cuisine" because they're suddenly an ethic group or geographical area now so it's fine. Not to mention he brought back DSP D'VOURs It in his latest begathon.
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Did he really call it a no perspective style react? What a fucking clown.
 
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Coke Zero said:
Yeah I get that, why aj actually privated the videos but in phil's tweet he said that aj couldn't handle phil reacting and criticizing the video and I just can't think of how phil couldn't even try to argue that that's why aj is doing this.

No its not to hide the videos from being copyright struck or not to troll phil by not letting him watch them on his stream, but he's actually scared of what phil will say about the videos. Thats what phil is trying to argue and it makes no sense. Its just clips from dsp's own videos, what is there for him to even criticize that would supposedly upset aj?
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The answer is that Phil never makes any sense when he lashes out, because he's never in a superior position to the person he's pissed at. He talked about being so much more fortunate than RTU, but Phil is the one who filed for bankruptcy to avoid having to quit a mobile gaming addiction to pay off his dozen credit cards, in addition to so many other othings. Say what you will about Rich, but Phil acted like he had immense freedom during his sorry attempt at a shutdown, only to betray that completely the second it was over, because I don't see him branching out the way his bravado implied he could. In fact most of his rants are him bitching about not being able to do things.

Phil runs on emotion, not logic, and has no sense of shame or fair play. AJ called him an irredeemable piece of shit for a reason.
GiveMeTheMoney said:
EvilAJ gets the last laugh in the end. Something so quick and simple makes the piggy squirm. Karma is a bitch isn't it, Darksy? :stress:
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Anyone else noticing a theme lately? First RTU destroys his PC scam, then EvilAJ fucks up his react begathon, and both times, Phil puts on full display just how mad he is that his attempts to lazily squeeze out gacha funds are being disrupted because the world doesn't revolve around him.

And both times, he does not have a legit backup plan ready. He does have insults, bitching, and more laziness in the chamber, though.

Funny thing to be happening to the guy with so much better support than Rich, huh?
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Anyone else noticing a theme lately? First RTU destroys his PC scam, then EvilAJ fucks up his react begathon, and both times, Phil puts on full display just how mad he is that his attempts to lazily squeeze out gacha funds are being disrupted because the world doesn't revolve around him.

And both times, he does not have a legit backup plan ready. He does have insults, bitching, and more laziness in the chamber, though.

Funny thing to be happening to the guy with so much better support than Rich, huh?
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Phil's always had the absolutist, all or nothing, all eggs in one basket kind of mindset. When it was suggested that he get a part time job as well as do YT, he lashed out over it, complaining that no pt job could pay him as much as he was making (this was a long time ago but given how little he has changed it would still make sense that he thinks this way). Phil has for years said "there's no plan b" and despite how long it's been, he's never once even tried to recitfy that. Instead he just continues to hope that nothing ever changes and that always bites him in the ass. If it weren't for the fact that he doesn't do anything dangerous to his own health, he'd be in the running for a darwin award.
FaXmachine said:
You know he watches those vids on his Xbox and he paid for YT premium rather than using a PC with adblocker lol.
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Using Adblock is stealing his money and therefore stealing food from his momwife. Do you want him to starve with his only option for food being lucheon meat sandwiches?
 
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Sup3r said:
Phil's always had the absolutist, all or nothing, all eggs in one basket kind of mindset. When it was suggested that he get a part time job as well as do YT. Phil has for years said "there's no plan b" and despite how long it's been, he's never once even tried to recitfy that. Instead he just continues to hope that nothing ever changes and that always bites him in the ass. If it weren't for the fact that he doesn't do anything dangerous to his own health, he'd be in the running for a darwin award.
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Phil's excuse in 2016 to the question why he didn't get a job so he can double dip (job income and YT income) was:"That's not how life works folks" In essence it comes down to money as he would earn less then him doing YT full time. And most likely he doesn't want to climb the job ladder he wants to start at a certain point...a point he can't reach as his experience is useless for the so fast eveolving job market. Seriously weho would hire him? Maybe some desperate company who would take anyone just to fill gaps in the roster (HA!) but no serious company in Renton would hire him. As we have said here multiple times a Google-Search for Phillip Burnell reveals a lot thanks to his own toxicity. Que in "Guess i am toxic now"
 
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So what TIHYDP do you think Phil would react to since EvilAJ privated his ones? If he does still choose to react to one? My bet is one that is safe and easy and won't hurt his ego too much, don't know what they would be though.

Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Narcissistic injury has been caused. Narcissistic rage has been engaged
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EDIT: He raged on the schedule post also :story:
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These read like Trump tweets so badly I read them in his voice instead of Phil's.
Where Am I Playing said:
New Slayer reaction video (summer songs)

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DSP pays for YouTubePremium? Congrats on getting scammed retard.
 
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Sup3r said:
Phil has for years said "there's no plan b"
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No there's a plan b and it involves the eventual death of his parents, best case scenario is one of them lives for another twenty odd years lingering away in some nursing home ensuring any potential inheritance he would have gotten is lost in the expensive of assisted living.
Also in response of his job skills, all the places he's said he could find work such as Boeing or Xerox yeah they don't want some schlubby forty year old Polack expecting a salary in the high five figures when they can bring in some chinky chang wang or some street shitter from one of the near by universities as an intern to do the same work.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
No there's a plan b and it involves the eventual death of his parents, best case scenario is one of them lives for another twenty odd years lingering away in some nursing home ensuring any potential inheritance he would have gotten is lost in the expensive of assisted living.
Also in response of his job skills, all the places he's said he could find work such as Boeing or Xerox yeah they don't want some schlubby forty year old Polack expecting a salary in the high five figures when they can bring in some chinky chang wang or some street shitter from one of the near by universities as an intern to do the same work.
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Maybe this is where his Asian hateboner comes from. He had to beat Asian candidates at street fighter to get the 6 figure job at Megacompany X :story:
 
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Corpun said:
So what TIHYDP do you think Phil would react to since EvilAJ privated his ones? If he does still choose to react to one? My bet is one that is safe and easy and won't hurt his ego too much, don't know what they would be though.
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There are still the GTA ones (the classic ones). They are fairly long and they have the formula of a TIHYDP. Though if he wants to see his past failure so blatantly on screen. He can't pigsplain everything away with "I was just joking dudes!"

If he does small videos I want him to watch this

 
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Balr0g said:
There are still the GTA ones (the classic ones). They are fairly long and they have the formula of a TIHYDP. Though if he wants to see his past failure so blatantly on screen. He can't pigsplain everything away with "I was just joking dudes!"
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If he watches the classic San Andreas one I want to see him justify cheating at the end of the game and the I NEVER FAILED THE MISSION thing.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
Maybe this is where his Asian hateboner comes from. He had to beat Asian candidates at street fighter to get the 6 figure job at Megacompany X :story:
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One of the bigger mistakes he made in choosing where to move, you got fucking silicon valley in his back yard all they do is fly over those filthy west coast fgc tryhards to go to school there hows Dave supposed to compete with that? Why can't they be more like the realest OG east coast fgc never-will-be's and use the oldest trick in the book to get a cushy underserved underqualified position that would be near impossible to be fired from: nepotism.
 
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