TGWTG Mathew Buck / Film Brain / @FB_BMB - Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry. Welshy made him watch porn. He was not pleased. Accidentally took his mum to a sex flick. SYMBOLISM!1!1!1!

[PeriodicTrouble]

Mathew has anxiety about filming reviews. I have to think Mathew is just being lazy considering he hasn't been filming because of the heatwave, now he can't film because of his sadbrains.

 

[Maude Snew]

Mathew has anxiety about filming reviews. I have to think Mathew is just being lazy considering he hasn't been filming because of the heatwave, now he can't film because of his sadbrains.
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You either die a film brain or live long enough to see yourself become a sad brain.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Mathew has anxiety about filming reviews. I have to think Mathew is just being lazy considering he hasn't been filming because of the heatwave, now he can't film because of his sadbrains.
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Well if I looked, sounded, and acted like him I'd not want to be on Camera too.

 

[bebopsingh]

I know, he should show up in Arizona at Noah's house, it'll be the greatest crossover ever, and maybe bring that face painted freak along.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Mathew has anxiety about filming reviews. I have to think Mathew is just being lazy considering he hasn't been filming because of the heatwave, now he can't film because of his sadbrains.
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You either die a film brain or live long enough to see yourself become a sad brain.

He's really trying to go for the Spoony route, isn't he?

 

[TVB]

Mathew has anxiety about filming reviews. I have to think Mathew is just being lazy considering he hasn't been filming because of the heatwave, now he can't film because of his sadbrains.
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>british adaptation of spoony

 

[Just_a_Bored_Guy]

I know, he should show up in Arizona at Noah's house, it'll be the greatest crossover ever, and maybe bring that face painted freak along.

A crossover with those three...
It would have to be a shitty movie, probably based on a video game, and demented and/or gorey.
Maybe Postal or one of the Silent Hill films.

 

[Captain Syrup]

>british adaptation of spoony

It's Liquid Spoony done the British way: badly and on a budget!

 

[breadandcircuses]

How hard is it to clown on bad movies? His shtick is that he has a dry British voice, pointing out flaws in Seagal's latest turd.

 

[TVB]

How hard is it to clown on bad movies? His shtick is that he has a dry British voice, pointing out flaws in Seagal's latest turd.

Unfortunately, Matthew will never revive BMB. He now wants to be Cole Smithey (and as of recent, Spoony) so badly.

 

[Aaron Costello]

Mathew has anxiety about filming reviews. I have to think Mathew is just being lazy considering he hasn't been filming because of the heatwave, now he can't film because of his sadbrains.
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Just buy a fan....?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Just buy a fan....?

But that means Mathew has one less thing to complain about.

 

[CWCissey]

Liquid Spoony done the British way: badly and on a budget!

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+1 for using The Baldy Man as the profile pic.

 

[Captain Syrup]

He wants to be Cole Smithey so badly.

Sex tourist fit.

 

[CWCissey]

Sex tourist fit.

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Fuckin' Hell, not even a pint of shitty lager like a normal person.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

Apparently Mathew was dealing with a toothache so that's another reason he had trouble shooting a review. He's getting another step closer to becoming Spoony.

However he did actually film a review so congratulations Mathew for actually doing some work.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Mathew has anxiety about filming reviews. I have to think Mathew is just being lazy considering he hasn't been filming because of the heatwave, now he can't film because of his sadbrains.
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If he stopped filming his reviews, would anyone notice?

 

[Captain Syrup]

Fuckin' Hell, not even a pint of shitty lager like a normal person.

Sippy-cup gang

Apparently Mathew was dealing with a toothache. He's getting another step closer to becoming Spoony.

Something to aspire to.

 

[TVB]

If he stopped filming his reviews, would anyone notice?

I think the difference between someone like Spoony to Film Brain is that the former is someone we desperately need during trying times. Matthew Buck is someone not many people are going to give a shit about in the future.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I remember liking Bad Movie Beatdown.

FilmBrain has this dry wit about him that made for a good background noise while grinding out in Wow at the time.