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Ralph using Meighs account to call someone a pedophile is peak irony and unironically hilarious. Too bad he's too retarded to realize it.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Ya know, Good on Ralph for sending a recording of him reading a bedtime book to his son that he has never met.
Xander ain't done shit for Ralph and look at how much unconditional love Ralph has for his firstborn so
I mean, JRR Tolkien wrote The Hobbit as an ongoing bedtime story to his kids, but he actually loved and met his.
I guess it's a start, but this is so empty. Xander has NO concept of who Ralph is and won't for the foreseeable future. Just some random man slurring from an electronic device.
Xander ain't done shit for Ralph and look at how much unconditional love Ralph has for his firstborn so
I mean, JRR Tolkien wrote The Hobbit as an ongoing bedtime story to his kids, but he actually loved and met his.
I guess it's a start, but this is so empty. Xander has NO concept of who Ralph is and won't for the foreseeable future. Just some random man slurring from an electronic device.
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This is one of the funniest Ralph memes Iāve ever seen. I forgot about him publicly lusting after Kyle Rittenhouseās underage sister lmao. What a fuckinā wetbrain creep.
Maybe God finally decided to intervene in this world and administer Divine Justice, His first act being to smite Vickers for being obese and using his baby childās sex tape to get attention.
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It doesn't even matter what he does anymore, the reality is that eventually, in 12-15 years, zander will eventually google his own name or the name of his father and stumble across this site.
With every tweet and spergout categorized in neat little sub forums; from refusing to give up his address for his son to constantly harassing his mother, and all his criminal actions in between. Then he will view the posts about his mother and grandfather and he will be fully broken.
And on that day, when every lie that they have ever told their son comes crashing down. Zander will create an account, begin asking questions, and officially become the biggest Ralph a-log as he cuts contact and Ralph (having lost both his feet to diabetus) gives up, knowing that he was beaten by Josh once and for all.
The A-Log that has been foretold who will help usher in the end times.
With every tweet and spergout categorized in neat little sub forums; from refusing to give up his address for his son to constantly harassing his mother, and all his criminal actions in between. Then he will view the posts about his mother and grandfather and he will be fully broken.
And on that day, when every lie that they have ever told their son comes crashing down. Zander will create an account, begin asking questions, and officially become the biggest Ralph a-log as he cuts contact and Ralph (having lost both his feet to diabetus) gives up, knowing that he was beaten by Josh once and for all.
The A-Log that has been foretold who will help usher in the end times.
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Josh finally receives the son he always wanted, adopting Xander and renaming him Connor Joshua Moon. Truly Ralph's life is The Great American Novel.
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See Ralph, when Xander is 36 y/o he too will be remembering his mother voice acting pig noises, and it'll warm his heart.
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What about when Xander is older and his mom is going through his old things and asking him if he wants to keep them and he asks why so much stuff with a theme of 
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.So ralph is referring to himself in the first person on mantsus account and still denies being on there
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Funnier is the fact that his sex tape falls under both lust and gluttony.
If you know what I mean.
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Jesse PS anally raped Ralph's number one twitter Gunt Guard Avon Shartsdale, skip to around 11:20 it starts to get good
I'm still watching, 25:50 Avon insults Ralph's son Xander. He then says based on how Ralph lives he's a successful man.
1:09:04 some random guy fucking destroys The Avon Lady.
I'm still watching, 25:50 Avon insults Ralph's son Xander. He then says based on how Ralph lives he's a successful man.
1:09:04 some random guy fucking destroys The Avon Lady.
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How's that catboy dick taste, Ralph? Fucking humiliating how you have to suck up to a guy so much younger than you because he accomplished so much more than you ever will and has more notoriety and more fans than you could ever dream of. If you ever stood next to each other in public you wouldn't just be a foot shorter than Nick, you'd probably be assumed to be his grandfather. Thank god he doesn't want to be seen with you and doesn't invite you anywhere, that'd be embarrassing.
Keep spreading your cheeks for a guy who thinks you are embarrassing trailer trash that he wishes he never associated with in the first place. Absolutely bitchmade.
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Look at that disgusting pig grovel, how does he even look at himself in the mirror? Pathetic.
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Naw this ralphapost is him being catty as fuck.
>"Using his own brains and pocketbook"
>"pocketbook"
Ralph is implying he's a faggot that walks around with a purse. He can't outright call him a faggot(except on chrissie mayrs stream), but he can drop hints that he thinks he's fudgepacking crossdresser.
Though ralph, isn't there only one man in this situation that enjoys adorning purses? At least fuentes could probably afford Burberry faggot purses and not some ghetto Nike nigger shit.
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Lol please God let Nick not take this lying down (face down, ass up).
XxTardWranglerxX
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Today I learned recording calls with Rand crying about his wife's miscarriage was for business purposes 
I've actually been very open on the show with recording calls for a long time. The feds are BIG fans of the Killstream!
I've actually been very open on the show with recording calls for a long time. The feds are BIG fans of the Killstream!
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Ralph is going to treat looking in the mirror like seeing his micropenis when he looks down: never
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The pig is very proud of himself when he looks at the mirror. He will pigsplain why he's beautiful and hollers when someone insults the Ralphamale appearance.
Even one mirror is on the verge of cracking if he saw his reflection on there. He's ugly and nobody would compliment his protruding gunt.
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lol nick still talks bad about him behind his back, this is not very ralphamale behaviour wtf very cowardly
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Yah, but Tolkien did that when he was away fighting a World War. Pretty poor excuse for being away from your kid, instead of banging a horse and getting your shit pushed in by randos in Portugal.