🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 20 50.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 5 12.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 15 37.5%
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    40
AnIntrepidCrow said:
If you want him to associate you with a bedtime story, just go with The Three Little Pigs, Ralph.
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Isn’t there a bedtime story about the fat little boy whose sick mommy needed a ride to the hospital and he told her to eat a dick and hitchhike? I think it’s called Unguarded Moment.
 
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Beef Elemental said:
So I guess the "visitation" agreement is that Ralph gets to record a bedtime story for Xander.
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Literally everything about Ethan Ralph disgusts and potentially angers me. That said, this may be the first time he finally is doing the right thing. These are the tweets he should have been making when his son was born and not a year + later. Still, at least the man is capable of 1 decent thought toward his son. He's done everything to already write the ending to all this but at least we have 1 moment of proof he isn't 100% a pile of shit. Just 99.
 
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This has already been made, but here's a more comprehensive as well as archive-heavy post:

Ralph, lying to the internet (for no reason) about how he wants to visit his son, :null: "Zzzzandah!"
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Ralph :diddler:, then, begins to reminisce about how Sandra (who is burning in a hell hotter than waiting for dialysis on a particular summer day) read books to him as a child.
No, I'm not kidding. I thought at first it was a post tangential to how he wanted to read books to his children (because in the previous post, he said, "in the books"), but it seems to be an entirely different train of thought fueled by a late-night maker's mark, in preparation for his traffic-violation arraignment tomorrow :lol:.
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@theralph: your good friend @GaryGrey, suggests to read these books to your bastard children!
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Pit Viper Salesman said:
Literally everything about Ethan Ralph disgusts and potentially angers me. That said, this may be the first time he finally is doing the right thing. These are the tweets he should have been making when his son was born and not a year + later. Still, at least the man is capable of 1 decent thought toward his son. He's done everything to already write the ending to all this but at least we have 1 moment of proof he isn't 100% a pile of shit. Just 99.
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Little rays of light seem to be peeking out from the shitty grey clouds hanging around this. I doubt they will last long, and my guess is that Ralph probably will always be estranged from Xander due to distance and bad will with the mother.

That said, you're right Ralph has done two things over the past few days that are more in line with how a parent should act. A year too late mind you, and hardly washes away the lack of child support and the petty vindictive shit he has engaged in whilst acknowledging that it wouldn't help him see his son.
 
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Man Ralph is super spooked about his court appearance tmrw. Something has him shitting his pants enough to stop hollering at Vickers and play nice for a few days. His bipolar disorder must have him low this week.

cheese burger69 said:
This has already been made, but here's a more comprehensive as well as archive-heavy post:

Ralph, lying to the internet (for no reason) about how he wants to visit his son, :null: "Zzzzandah!"
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Ralph :diddler:, then, begins to reminisce about how Sandra (who is burning in a hell hotter than waiting for dialysis on a particular summer day) read books to him as a child.
No, I'm not kidding. I thought at first it was a post tangential to how he wanted to read books to his children (because in the previous post, he said, "in the books"), but it seems to be an entirely different train of thought fueled by a late-night maker's mark, in preparation for his traffic-violation arraignment tomorrow :lol:.
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@theralph: your good friend @GaryGrey, suggests to read these books to your bastard children!
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I think those are books for Ralph, it’s about on his level for history.

Ralph is a fucking moron that knows nothing about children if he thinks a one year old is going to have any interest in those books. He’s going to need to hold on to those books for seven years plus years before Xander has the ability to follow narratives like that.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph is a fucking moron that knows nothing about children if he thinks a one year old is going to have any interest in those books. He’s going to need to hold on to those books for seven years plus years before Xander has the ability to follow narratives like that.
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FTFY.

I don’t gamble, but if I did, I’d bet the house on Ethan fucking this all up before he even gets a chance to meet Xander. Ralph is terrified because he doesn’t know the first thing about how to be a father. So he’s just going to take the pussy way out and fumble it so badly that the entire relationship is irrevocably broken before it even gets started.

I mean I’d love if he proved me wrong. But I bet he won’t.

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Hey Ethan, ethan. I want you to know it is okay to be a mediocre failure of an eceleb. Many are. You don’t have to pretend you are Sean Hannity
 
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AltisticRight said:
His "trip" is probably for that arraignment pertaining to his class 1 misdemeanor speeding.
Speedy Guntzalas until a cop show up, I thought crime was based.
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Nah, I get he’s very nervous about his court date, but that’s tmrw morning. Seems weird to take a whole week off for an arraignment he claims he’s not even going to, just sending his Manhattan attorney.

Maybe he’s got more problems from Mr. Lowry’s lawsuit as well. Is he still trying to avoid service? If so that’s why he doesn’t want to have to go to that arraignment in person. Not a good reason to give a judge though

I’ll guess if it goes ok he will be back to begging by Wednesday. Otherwise he’s finally trying to move out of the ghetto. I’m really rooting for a move because it will be such a shitshow. Ralph is far more interesting when flushed out of his hoarded den.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Man Ralph is super spooked about his court appearance tmrw. Something has him shitting his pants enough to stop hollering at Vickers and play nice for a few days. His bipolar disorder must have him low this week.
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Nah, he was using Pantsu's twitter to go at him tonight. Then Vickers deleted his twitter. Not sure what his tweets were but something went down



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Ripe said:
Nah, he was using Pantsu's twitter to go at him tonight. Then Vickers deleted his twitter. Not sure what his tweets were but something went down



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It was Faith denying that her and her current boyfriend with 4 years age gap were dating when she was 14, where he was 18.
1418 basically.

Her BF was doxed today and both accounts went down.
 
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