Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%

  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%

  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%

  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 734 28.7%

  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,031 40.3%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.9%

  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 654 25.5%

  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%

  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%

  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.6%

  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 305 11.9%
  • Total voters
    2,561
albert the programmer said:

The fact that this was on one of GTA V’s in game radio stations and not in GTA: Vice City still shocks me to this day.
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I honestly didn't even knew Eddie Murphy could sing, let alone sing good, without the Diamond Casino trailer. I love this song cause of GTA V, but it always surprised me that this song wasn't on any of the 3D Era GTAs.
 
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The metal detector was added to GTA Online today. Basically you have to wait for it to pop up in a random event along the coast/docks of Los Santos to collect it, which is annoying and can take forever as is.

Then once a day during Cayo Perico intel missions, there will be two big ? outlines on the map. You have to use the detector to search for buried treasure in these huge outlines.

The reward? $15,000 for each spot for a grand total of $30,000.

Jesus Christ, Rockstar...
 
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albert the programmer said:

The fact that this was on one of GTA V’s in game radio stations and not in GTA: Vice City still shocks me to this day.
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I'm not sure about the specific times, so I'm probably off, but there was a 1-2 combo punch around Eddie for a while, due to him getting busted with a trans hooker and Rick James going through his own legal shit after he kidnapped a lady while on a crack binge.
 
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And also on an episode of Regular Show. I think we get the idea.
 

GTA 6 will 'set creative benchmarks' for entertainment, according to Take-Two​

Kyle Campbell - Tuesday

During Take-Two’s latest financial update with investors on Monday, Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick gave a brief development update (Thanks, PC Gamer).

“With development of the next entry in the Grand Theft Auto series well underway, the Rockstar Games team is determined to once again set creative benchmarks for the series, our industry, and for all entertainment,” Zelnick said. “Just as the label has done with every one of their frontline releases.”

It’s a bold claim, though not one that is unjustified. In the same report, Zelnick announced that GTA 5 has nearly shipped 170 million units worldwide. There was another bump in sales thanks to the PS5 and Xbox Series X|S ports from earlier this year. As if you needed another reminder that this game was popular!

In February of 2022, Take-Two stated that GTA 6 development was moving forward at Rockstar. Several months later, reports claimed the long-awaited sequel might have a female protagonist, which upset some fans for groan-worthy reasons.

Perhaps someday, we might see GTA 6 take shape before another comet hits the earth.

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More pointless articles about GTA 6, to the point where even the humblebragging sounds weak and uninspired.
 
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albert the programmer said:

GTA 6 will 'set creative benchmarks' for entertainment, according to Take-Two​

Kyle Campbell - Tuesday

During Take-Two’s latest financial update with investors on Monday, Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick gave a brief development update (Thanks, PC Gamer).

“With development of the next entry in the Grand Theft Auto series well underway, the Rockstar Games team is determined to once again set creative benchmarks for the series, our industry, and for all entertainment,” Zelnick said. “Just as the label has done with every one of their frontline releases.”

It’s a bold claim, though not one that is unjustified. In the same report, Zelnick announced that GTA 5 has nearly shipped 170 million units worldwide. There was another bump in sales thanks to the PS5 and Xbox Series X|S ports from earlier this year. As if you needed another reminder that this game was popular!

In February of 2022, Take-Two stated that GTA 6 development was moving forward at Rockstar. Several months later, reports claimed the long-awaited sequel might have a female protagonist, which upset some fans for groan-worthy reasons.

Perhaps someday, we might see GTA 6 take shape before another comet hits the earth.

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More pointless articles about GTA 6, to the point where even the humblebragging sounds weak and uninspired.
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Jesus fucking christ
 
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GTA 6 clickbait is one of THE most annoying pieces of journalism yet.
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Well, if the rumors and clickbait mean anything, we’re going to have to deal with it until late 2023/early 2024. Until then, they will still have to shill the “impressive” sales of what the Definitive Edition™ received after launch.
 
So What will be worse/more insulting to it's franchise: SR6 or GTA6? (Saints Row 6 is definitely in the lead rn)
 
Zaryiu2 said:
So What will be worse/more insulting to it's franchise: SR6 or GTA6? (Saints Row 6 is definitely in the lead rn)
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Saints Row by far, although I don’t believe Rockstar is going to make GTA 6 fun I still believe they’ll at least make it technically competent, impressive even, even if the writing and world building is bland and uninteresting (which is how I feel it will be, I don’t think Rockstar is going to write scenes where characters empty mags in each other over misgendering people a la Far Cry 6). On the other hand, not only does the Saints Row reboot has shown to have some of the worst writing in gaming (this is not hyperbole), but it also has the same tired gameplay as Saints Row The Third from ten years ago, full with the same animations and bullet sponges enemies from that game. GTA 6 may not be great, but they will have to try really, really hard to outdo Saints Row 2022
 
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Nguyen Van Phuoc said:
Saints Row by far, although I don’t believe Rockstar is going to make GTA 6 fun I still believe they’ll at least make it technically competent, impressive even, even if the writing and world building is bland and uninteresting (which is how I feel it will be, I don’t think Rockstar is going to write scenes where characters empty mags in each other over misgendering people a la Far Cry 6). On the other hand, not only does the Saints Row reboot has shown to have some of the worst writing in gaming (this is not hyperbole), but it also has the same tired gameplay as Saints Row The Third from ten years ago, full with the same animations and bullet sponges enemies from that game. GTA 6 may not be great, but they will have to try really, really hard to outdo Saints Row 2022
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Well I heard rumors (so grain of salt) that Gta 6 writing will be more Saint Row 2022 than GTA in style
 
Zaryiu2 said:
So What will be worse/more insulting to it's franchise: SR6 or GTA6? (Saints Row 6 is definitely in the lead rn)
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Saints Row bar none. They had ample opportunity to read the room, but decided to throw out any goodwill and potential competition with GTA. Do not forget their last flop, Agents of Mayhem.

If public opinion is anything to go by, this reboot will sink the franchise.
 
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