Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[PaulGilgore]

And A-logging psychopathic shadow projection in the second.

Sir, this is a subreddit about a dead radio show.

 

[AnOminous]

The sheer hubris in his quote 'I'd rather be right than happy' says it all.

It's pretty funny considering he gets to be neither right nor happy. He gets to be wrong and miserable. And, of course, fat.

There's a difference between being hateable and being "the most hateable cow" on the site. This site follows pedophiles and zoosadists. Patrick is a hateable fat man, but far from the most hateable.

Being evil and being hateable are too different things. There are people who have done far worse things than Fatty who are less hateable. There are murderers I'd have a beer with, but I'd throw the same beer in Fatty's fat face.

Zoosadists and diddlers, definitely worse though they frankly don't even qualify as lolcows by virtue of being too repulsive and uninteresting other than their vile acts.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

A forum that holds Clyde Cash, Liquid Chris and Surfshack Tito in high regard complaining about pests aLoGgInG Fatrick LOL

 

[Maude Snew]

Sir, this is a subreddit about a dead radio show.

No, this is Patrick.

 

[NotFatChild]

The funniest part about ... well ... all of this, this whole website even, is that it's essentially psych 101 to note how people, when confronted with evidence which contradicts their position, will actually double down. And the more they double down in the face of more evidence, the more likely they are to double down in the face of more evidence ...

So, we have this fascinating back and forth between lolcows and those who want to "help" or "bring justice" to their worldview which culminates in narcisstic personality disorder in the first party and A-logging psychopathic shadow projection in the second.


God bless you spastics who keep trying to warn others about lolcows lies and schemes, because without you ... the world may actually see them for the insane retards they truly are.

we might get a second news propaganda story out of it.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

There's a difference between being hateable and being "the most hateable cow" on the site. This site follows pedophiles and zoosadists. Patrick is a hateable fat man, but far from the most hateable.

I'll take my slings and arrows, but people who defend pedophiles like Rick does are worse than the pedophiles themselves. You can argue that pedophiles are mentally ill and can/should just be removed from society and put in prison where they won't be a problem but still live some kind of life, but people who think they're "internet firebrands" who defend those actions are mainstreaming it. They're either pedophiles who haven't been caught yet, or even worse, people who should know better but go out of their way to protest anti-pedophilia rallies, which is just weird.

I wouldn't wish hanging out in the Articles & News forum on my worst enemy, but check out some of the articles that pop up on there for a week or two and you'll see what a support structure there is for Minor Attracted People in the online media. It completely shifted how I think about any of this - mainstreaming this degeneracy is a real thing.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Okay sure the swatting is gay and shit but imagine having the fanbase you yearned for making such awesome content of you and NOT APPRECIATING IT. What an asshole. A fat, sweaty, hemorrhoid ridden asshole.

The videos coming out like Ain’t it Fun, I feel like any comedian worth their salt would have a laugh about in stride and feel flattered that people actually know them enough to make such content.

But of course not Pat.

 

[Broadside]

He actually made a sex joke about his wife while farming for pity on Facebook. What a fucking psychopath. I am now almost certain that he's swatting himself for online pity, he's enjoying this too much for it to be real.

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Over on the WISN Facebook page the boomers aren't buying piggy's nonsense.

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Meanwhile... Under WISN's tweet about the story:

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Piggy makes an appearance and attempts some damage control:

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Notice how the more he's pressed the less talkative he gets. He retreats within his narcissistic shell, especially when it's clear it's not a stalker or troll ripping him apart but an ordinary person, proving that his carefully crafted narrative does not match the picture outside observers get when deciding to look into this whole situation.

If there's one thing narcissists hate more than anything, it's losing control of the narrative.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

People are debating exactly how "hateable" Patrick is, and it's important to remember if he had the authority, he'd punish every single person here with continuous rape.

He doesn't want to see his enemies - that's all of you kiwi terrorists too - brought to justice. He wants to see you added to the "conspiracy", thrown in prison, and then habitually raped by larger prisoners. Only through the imagined sexual violation of his enemies can he find happiness.

He's impotent because he has no power or influence, and he's too stupid to gain any. If he was Joffrey Baratheon, lord knows what sadistic edicts he'd enforce before someone poisoned his wine.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

People are debating exactly how "hateable" Patrick is, and it's important to remember if he had the authority, he'd punish every single person here with continuous rape.

He doesn't want to see his enemies - that's all of you kiwi terrorists too - brought to justice. He wants to see you added to the "conspiracy", thrown in prison, and then habitually raped by larger prisoners. Only through the imagined sexual violation of his enemies can he find happiness.

He's impotent because he has no power or influence, and he's too stupid to gain any. If he was Joffrey Baratheon, lord knows what sadistic edicts he'd enforce before someone poisoned his wine.

I wrote a heavily researched dissertation on how exactly hateable Patrick S. Tomlinson, backed by an insane amount of cited sources:

Spoiler

He’s very fat.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Hopefully his newfound TV fame sparks interest in a Fatrick documentary.

The Pepperoni Man of Milwaukee. When black children started disappearing the last person police suspected was a morbidly obese science fiction author.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

In space, nobody can hear you scream.......child
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The Xenomoron

 

[get-tar manajerk]

You don't need to learn how to spoof a phone number

When you're swatting yourself

 

[Formerly Trucks]

The Xenomoron

I like the idea of a Fat Rick-Xenomorph hybrid, Xenomorbidly-obese. Inside his maw full of yellow teeth is a smaller but somehow fatter head. It's completely harmless because instead of acid it spits hot twitter takes, but even if they land they don't stick.

 

[jason analberg]

NO ATALKER CHILD. hisss I DO NOT WISH TO TURN YOU INTO PEPPERONI. hisss NO CHILD, I AM NOT FAT

 

[RussianParasite]

All of you saying that Pat is a harmless cow really have no empathy. His pepperoni business is responsible for at least half of all Milwaukee’s 20-25th trimester abortions.

 

[Shpongoolio Trismegistus]

I wrote a heavily researched dissertation on how exactly hateable Patrick S. Tomlinson, backed by an insane amount of cited sources:

Spoiler

He’s very fat.

Congratulations on a successful defense of your thesis, professor.

 

[Associate Rick]

In space no one can hear you scream, child.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

In space no one can hear you scream, child.
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Not black child enough

 

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IM THE FAT MAN
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I like that gif, so have nightmare fuel smooth Fatrick.