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Catboys the Musical said:
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Holy fuck this is desperate.

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This is like the Avengers Endgame of lolcows.
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Happy 900 pages <3
 
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"One day you will slip up"

I actually find it hilarious that Keffals talks about Null as if he's some all-powerfull, elite haXX0r mastermind who hides in a secret lair.

By the way, Joshua Connor Moon totally doesn't live at 15 Uzicka Street, in the Belgrade neighborhood of Dedinje, in Serbia.

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He Found Captain Winky said:
The London Police Officer reading this thread must be facepalming seeing Keffals continue to create mayhem.
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I'll lay even odds the London PD are in this thread copying the hundreds of archive links conveniently aggregated here documenting Keffals numerous crimes (that he was openly bragging about on the internet until like 5 minutes ago after becoming victim-famous).
 
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Dear Lucas,

As it is explicitly clear that you coperead this thread, I will write my post in a way that addresses you directly.

I'm assuming like myself, most people in this thread actually have day jobs and touch grass, and browse and post while they're on the shitter or goofing off at home after a work day/running after kids/actually contributing to society(a foreign concept to you, I know).

The fact that your thread is regulated to shitter/slacking off/hobby time is proof enough that you're not worth having someone stalk you on a 24 hour basis. We are merely spergs who like to gawk at weird shit on the Internet, consider it to be a form of reality tv if you would, except we're all gossiping in real time on a forum like the basement dwelling autists we allegedly are. As a result, updates will indeed be consistent as there's always someone tuning in when someone else is busy being productive.

Its probably worth reminding you as well that this thread wouldn't exist at all if you didn't consistently make a holy show of yourself (for our amusement, do keep it up) or participate in noncey behaviour (absolutely haram, cut that shit out).

I doubt you'll take this advice as we're past 900 pages, but on the plus side, more giggles for us.

Sincerely,
Hrafn from Kiwifarms.net

P.S: You are fat and I would not have sex with you.
 
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Null said:
Though he's right that I can't really expect anyone to help if there's a problem. I don't think anyone will ever stick their neck out for me as much as I've stuck mine out for everyone. That's sort of the point. I deal with insane trannies screaming my name and accusing me of heinous things so people can post pseudonymously about whatever they want.
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Take a page out of the tranny book of rules and fundraise fundraise fundraise!

Look, eventually social media companies are going to get so sloppy that any discussion of the reality of these trans activists lives is going to be forbidden. Any discussion about how what they want puts others at risk is going to be forbidden. When this inevitably happens there will be a societal revolt and Kiwifarms will be recognized for the service that it has provided.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
I'll lay even odds the London PD are in this thread copying the hundreds of archive links conveniently aggregated here documenting Keffals numerous crimes (that he was openly bragging about on the internet until like 5 minutes ago after becoming victim-famous).
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Keffals has now entered the poor trans victim status, meaning the official law enforcement is required to delete all records of their crimes as per canadian law
 
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Imagine their faces when the swatter is the same person that has been going after AF and Metokur and others of that ilk.

Fuck, Luke, this is a great grift you have going. Go public when the time is right and keep the donation avenues open. And remember to never back down and to not be antagonistic while you tell your enemies that they better manipulate the police into killing you. While you pledge to go nowhere as you jump from safehouse to safehosue with your green screen. LOL
 
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RandomShirtlessMan said:
One of my life archievements is to one day have a drink and shoot some guns with Null. It would be the wildest, most intriguing convo id ever have with a complete stranger.
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One of my life achievements is to one day have Null hoist me up, put me on his knee and tell me he's proud of me.
 
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