Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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lol good luck

>reasonable fear of death
>reasonable

lol

 

[So It Goes]

Maybe it's because I'm not a delusional retard but I don't even understand what Keffals believes is going to happen. There's already tons of posts in this very thread expressing the sentiment that fucking with people IRL via shit like swatting is not condoned for several reasons that should be obvious to anyone who isn't a total moron. So let's say the police manage to apprehend the person responsible for calling in the swattings. Good, fuck that retard, but then what? It's not like we won't still be here laughing. The thread isn't going anywhere, the forum isn't going anywhere.

Really can't help but feel this is just an angle to fish for more money via donations and more attention.

 

[Winter]

Okay but what does @Otm Shank think of this?

 

[Sundae]

KEFFALS SAYS THE POLICE ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

Hey Ontario police reading this thread, your mothers are whores and you smell bad. Go and spend time and resources on solving a real crime.

 

[Niggerphobe]

To Ontario police

My name is rayshawn brooks

I am a E6 in the nigger patrol
I didt do nothing

 

[Catboys the Musical]

Okay but what does @Otm Shank think of this?

Okay but what does @DaisyTheDog think of this?

 

[SandyCat]

>reasonable fear of death
>reasonable

lol

You don't understand, they sent pizza to his house. He could of choked to death on that.

 

[Bob_]

Dear police, keffals is a man and will never be a woman. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

If keffals lies about something as fundamental as his gender, what other issues is he lying about?

Makes you

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The only thing that really matters is what effect all this will have on the value of our silver KF coins.

 

[Ophelia]

Oh my god this person is long-winded and boring. Learn from Fatrick.

(Hi, cops!)

 

[Calzaghe]

Just honk a horn and the leafs will cower in fear

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Hi Lucas, we never forget when you embezzled money from a Communist organization~

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

KEFFALS SAYS THE POLICE ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

I'm American.

Ahem.

Dear Canadian Police,

You will never be a police officer. You have no guns, you have no rights, you have no liability immunity. You are a homosexual quasi-gestapo government pig twisted by leftist laws and decades of 'human rights' bullshittery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back real canadians mock you. American police are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “criminals” laugh at your sentencing behind closed doors. Real police are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed real cops to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even canadian police who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real cop. Your thought & speech policing and inability to plant crack on a detained suspect is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to arrest someone for calling a tranny a faggot on twitter, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they realize they're eligible for parole after 1/16th of their already laughably short sentence, assuming they don't just get fined by your real masters - the HRC. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single shift and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and it will snap under your massive weight, and you'll resign. Your parents will find you, crying about how you were just following orders in your $9000 CAN a month one bedroom apartment, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of having a canadian police officer in the family. They’ll bury you with offers to get a real job with pajeet down at the convenience store, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that you only make 7 CAN an hour under the table. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

P.S.

Fuck trannies, jannies, and jews.

Come get me, faggots.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

What the fuck are the Canadian police going to do to Americans? Gtfo troon and go dilate some more.

 

[Aquinas]

what does @KatsuKitty think about all of this?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Lucas seethes this much over us laughing at him, then I want to see the Wings trolls and Owen A. Forums to join the fun.

 

[Xenomorph]

Hi Mr Policeman/lady!
Enjoy looking over what evidence we have of Kefflex being a vile piece of shit.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Hey, RCMP!

Since you're monitoring this thread, I'd just like to remind you that your country is a hellhole and your dictator is Fidel Castro's love child and the only other country that's still in lockdown is North Korea.

Also would like to remind you that KF is registered in the United States, a location that you have 0 jurisdiction over.

Also would like to especially remind you that Lucas Roberts is a fat ugly man who grooms minors, commits drug trafficking, and is bad at video games.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

By the way, any time I see this fucker begging for money all I see is this

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Dear Keffals,

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot? 4210 Wolfetown Rd Springfield, IL 62629. Bring all your cowardly friends with you, I'll go to prison but you'll go to the morgue.

(sneed leaf feds this is a joke)