Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Oliver Onions]

Was the sex toy store a planned physical location?

Pretty sure it's an online store.

I don't know how dumb you'd have to be to open a brick and mortar store in 2025, especially one as niche as a sex toy shop, but then again this is Luke we're talking about.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Is he even allowed to operate a sex shop given he was selling bathtub hormones to minors?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Is he even allowed to operate a sex shop given he was selling bathtub hormones to minors?

Sir, he's Canadian. He could be selling the sex toys to minors and he'd probably get a commendation from the wretched Leafs.

 

[BinaricHate]

I was going through this thread because apparently Lucas can't even be bothered to provide us with even one tiny drop of milk these days and came across this post.

Since Hasan and Destiny were mentioned I caught this when Hasan was talking about the Destiny sex tape situation
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This is Keffals legacy, maybe shouldn't have tried to create fake beef with larger streamers in order to draw more views to drama streams.

What I find weird is that I swear we would've caught wind of a new Keffals alt account or something by now, but nada, zilch

The turkroach mentions that keffals "hates him" and calls lucas a "freak in her own might". Maybe I'm missing something but when did keffals and Hasan even have beef? I remember last year keffals was vehemtly seething at h3h3 because ethan klein called him a weirdo for deffending Vaush's taxes folder. You would think this beef with h3h3 would have landed him in the good graces of Hasan and his orbiters.

 

[Haramburger]

I was going through this thread because apparently Lucas can't even be bothered to provide us with even one tiny drop of milk these days and came across this post.

The turkroach mentions that keffals "hates him" and calls lucas a "freak in her own might". Maybe I'm missing something but when did keffals and Hasan even have beef? I remember last year keffals was vehemtly seething at h3h3 because ethan klein called him a weirdo for deffending Vaush's taxes folder. You would think this beef with h3h3 would have landed him in the good graces of Hasan and his orbiters.

If Keffals could be bothered to be online maybe they could be part of the drama, he definitely would've been dumb enough to re-stream the Content Nuke video and steal revenue. May the lack of streaming really is down to losing that hard drive & parts at the airport. It's crazy not being any developments here.

 

[Brutality]

Crazy to think that this used to be the fastest growing thread on the site (3000 pages within one year iirc) and now 3 years after the dropkiwifarms stuff this zombie can't even give us another thousand pages of content. I guess it really is better to burn out than fade away

 

[oopsie doodle]

I petition the staff to move this thread to Lolcows of History.

I keep seeing new posts and clicking this thread to finally hear that this inarticulate faggot OD'd but no matter how many times I have done so I have been consistently disappointed.

Make no mistake, It will surely happen. I just want to click it less times prior to that.

 

[Brutality]

I petition the staff to move this thread to Lolcows of History.

I keep seeing new posts and clicking this thread to finally hear that this inarticulate faggot OD'd but no matter how many times I have done so I have been consistently disappointed.

Make no mistake, It will surely happen. I just want to click it less times prior to that.

Historical only after he OD's imo. I lurk in here every so often after the 2022 heyday but he was only entertaining to make fun of when he was being used by Elliot and his ilk.

Then again maybe he'll do something funny if this moved to the historical section

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I wish him strength enough to make a whole third episode on his derivative creepypasts show.
Maybe he could uncover the dark underbelly of fart pron

 

[Baraadmirer]

I wish him strength enough to make a whole third episode on his derivative creepypasts show.
Maybe he could uncover the dark underbelly of fart pron

The spooky thing is that Keffals is still making some bank from zombie subscribers.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Lucas was just lucky that's all

He had no master plan, he just happened to be the right guy at the right time for some other people to use to move thier agenda along another step

but like all tools he was discarded the second his usefulness was done and like all those other flash in the pan's he vanished back into obscurity bitter that he was used and completely unable to learn from it

 

[Something Awful]

The spooky thing is that Keffals is still making some bank from zombie subscribers.

Some of them are trying to cancel their subscriptions but can't because keffals.gg is fucked.




What can be said other than LMAO that's what you get for giving money to Lucas.

Some gaslighting from a mod:



"Don't trust your lying account statement goy, it does not rebill! You have to manually resubscribe every month, that's how subscription works!"

 

[Baraadmirer]

Some of them are trying to cancel their subscriptions but can't because keffals.gg is fucked.

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What can be said other than LMAO that's what you get for giving money to Lucas.

Some gaslighting from a mod:

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"Don't trust your lying account statement goy, it does not rebill! You have to manually resubscribe every month, that's how subscription works!"

Why would anyone need active subscriptions from tiers 1 to 3 when each higher tier supposedly has all the benefits of the previous one? My poor little sucker, Keffals disrespected you by not answering your concern in a timely manner; fucking cancel it on your end.

 

[Punished Neco]

It's retards like the one above that explains how Keffals still somehow miraculously gets $210 a month from Patreon between Keffals and Catboy Ranch Patreons.
How the fuck do you allow your bank to take money from you for 6 whole months, this moron probably still hasn't worked out how to do it as that total incomes not really decreased a whole bunch.

How's it going to cause problems for Keffals anyway? Fuck Keffals, there's not even been a stream in like 3 months.