DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Genuine question I been thinking about for awhile. Why, do you think Phil decided to marry Kat? Just to look like a adult who wasn't failing at everything?
I'll quote myself
Dude straight up got married in an attempt to rebrand his streams. He actually believed it would invoke an improved machoor mentality within his khammunity despite the fact that it was the exact same public toilet tier material as before with the same 87 mongs reeee-branding with different usernames. He continues to believe that I Have a Wife and Therefore Never Engage in Sexual Activity is a fucking business plan that is altering the trajectory of his "career" and that sooner or later these spergs will stop talking about videogame titties and open the floodgates that welcomes a new genteel breed of cheese and wine stream connoisseur that can appreciate his salt and pepper chin.
I also agree with the sentiment that he did it as a means of locking her down in the snort fort.. because divorce doesn't happen in his 1950's mindset. His idiocy knows no bounds and he probably arrived at the conclusion that with Panda flashing the fake engagement ring as a means of trolling him he read the non-existent marriage proposal to her (as an alien would) as the key decisive factor in her bailing on him. So he decided to avoid the same mistake again by insulating himself in a sham marriage to keep a babysitter in the house 24/7 and to try and protect himself from troll accusations that he's an incel/homosexual. He clearly also wanted to use her as a new prop on his streams and she wasn't having it. So as usual phil's plan has worked out so well.. for detractors.
 
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wow dood, why am I so retarded that I had to make going to get plastic and worthless pot metal lures an errand for my day off instead of ordering them with free 2 day shipping the moment this lure streak goal was conceived ???
Literally a Big Five Sporting good store 7 minutes by car from his snort fort, large selection of fishing gear there, lazy pigroach.
 
thanks for reminding me why i get nono stickers on my dissertations
I don't follow.
I was about to ask why he can't go to any of the other outdoor stores in Renton whose websites show tons of fishing gear. Guess that answers that.
Also explains why Mr. Shops Online A Lot didn't think to go that route from the start. I mean how many times have we found the hat he bought online, to see if he indeed picked the cheapest one? He thought of it, but then saw Big Five while booze shopping.
I think deep down the reason he is with and married Kat is much more depressing. If she wasn't there he would be truly alone. No friends or family, just names popping up in stream chat. I even think for Phil that level of isolation is unbearable.
Not the isolation, the image. We are talking about a dude who sways from social anxiety even in front of the person he lives with and supposedly loves. Oh, and probably talks to a fucking camera more than he does said person.
 
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wow dood, why am I so retarded that I had to make going to get plastic and worthless pot metal lures an errand for my day off instead of ordering them with free 2 day shipping the moment this lure streak goal was conceived ???
Maybe he could get himself a sports bra while he's in a sporting goods store.

They've been drooping lately Phil. It's not so bad, CC wore one and so can you.

200 dollar goal and you can pick a pretty sports bra for Phil to put on for the last 10 minutes of the stream.
 
Phil: "I went to Dick's Sporting Good's and they didn't have it."
Phil, I hate to break it to you, but the Dick's Sporting Good's near your WAKhando, well, I got some news for you.
 

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Phil: "I went to Dick's Sporting Good's and they didn't have it."
Phil, I hate to break it to you, but the Dick's Sporting Good's near your WAKhando, well, I got some news for you.
Nice catch, sometimes when you see a permanently closed listing on Google maps it's because someone (or sometimes multiple people) send Google the information that this particular store isn't open anymore.

If it was a mistake it's very easy to correct and make Google restore it as well, and even if it was a mistake, you can see the last Google reviews for that store were 7-8 months ago, if it was ever open at some point from then, surely someone would have updated the listing accordingly, so yeah clearly not a mistake, Phil's telling porky pies.

The next closest Dicks's Sporting Goods is in Auburn, but he's never gone down that way before and he's never gone any further from Renton than Covington within the past couple of years at least.

Edit: So this revelation has most likely been DEBUNKED, according to this post at least.
 
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Why would he lie about this... He didn't even leave the house, did he?
He didn't want to spend the money, or, more likely if you ask me, didn't have it. Only explanation I can think of, now that I know he was willing to sink this low. Shouldn't really surprise me, he has begged for people to cover his game purchases with gift cards so he doesn't just blow it on Champions, making his fans foot the bill on a whole other level.

If he can't even buy clown shit anymore, I can't wait to see what else he discards a year from now. lol
 
Because Phil is a lying liar that lies, any chance that the Dicks store converted to something else perhaps another OutDoorsy type Shop and it's just habit to call it Dicks, then again DSP has never step foot in anything of that type of Store regardless so... DSP will freak on his viewers when questioned on stream tomorrow. Auburn is 30mins away so unless.... I can't wait for his excuse anyway.

You tell me!?
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He didn't want to spend the money, or, more likely if you ask me, didn't have it. Only explanation I can think of, now that I know he was willing to sink this low. Shouldn't really surprise me, he has begged for people to cover his game purchases with gift cards so he doesn't just blow it on Champions, making his fans foot the bill on a whole other level.

If he can't even buy clown shit anymore, I can't wait to see what else he discards a year from now. lol
If this is really the reasoning as to why he couldn't be bothered to go buy his fishing lures (but he'll probably not say it to them) then this is one of the poorest excuses he could make.

Fishing lures are really not the most expensive thing you could buy there, sure they might not be as cheap as maybe a sinker or a hook, but a soft fishing lure or even a fly fishing lure is only a couple of dollars for the cheapest one you could buy.

If Phil made and effort and wanted to spend his money to give back to his "fans" he could have done so. This just makes him look like a lazy greedy bumb.
 
If this is really the reasoning as to why he couldn't be bothered to go buy his fishing lures (but he'll probably not say it to them) then this is one of the poorest excuses he could make.

Fishing lures are really not the most expensive thing you could buy there, sure they might not be as cheap as maybe a sinker or a hook, but a soft fishing lure or even a fly fishing lure is only a couple of dollars for the cheapest one you could buy.

If Phil made and effort and wanted to spend his money to give back to his "fans" he could have done so. This just makes him look like a lazy greedy bumb.
Well, we're talking about the guy who bought a "Skyrim Helm", which, upon someone finding it online, showed us that he bought the cheapest one. Not just in terms of cost, there was one for the same price, right next to the fucking child's Halloween costume piece he chose, that looked way better.

Phil clearly enjoys shitting in the collective mouth of his audience. It's why he buys shit for the stream and then never uses it. It's why his fans have to make their own entertainment and then pay for the right to enjoy it. It's why he downloads a giant patch to run out the clock and then goes on a break to play Champions. It's why he does a hundred other things that bother even the dents.

His asshole nature is evolving, propelled forward by the ego damage he has steadily taken way more of each passing year.
 
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