DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
These lies and excuses are so juvenile that it's the type of shit you tell your parents to get pocket change so you can buy some weed after school.

Dude is a fuckin addict that he feels the need to lie about going to a store that pretty much doesn't exist anymore so he get out of payin for lures from his own pocket. (Which is the stupidest fuckin idea ever)
 
What did I miss? Why would DSP need a fishing lure? He didn't actually say he was going fishing in real life, did he?
He wants to charge his fans $100 each fishing game stream to put on another lure on the fishing hat like its the hat version of a charm bracelet. His excuse when he was told earlier to just get them on Amazon was that he needed to see how they looked in person.
 
Phil: "I went to Dick's Sporting Good's and they didn't have it."
Phil, I hate to break it to you, but the Dick's Sporting Good's near your WAKhando, well, I got some news for you.
Dick's web site show's the Tukwila store is open today 9am-9pm

 
He wants to charge his fans $100 each fishing game stream to put on another lure on the fishing hat like its the hat version of a charm bracelet. His excuse when he was told earlier to just get them on Amazon was that he needed to see how they looked in person.
Phil:

*Is against microtransactions*

*charges $100 to put on cheap clothes/trinkets*
 
Dick's web site show's the Tukwila store is open today 9am-9pm


Story checks out, everybody move along.

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Phil:

*Is against microtransactions*

*charges $100 to put on cheap clothes/trinkets*
That really is the thing though (and a sign that shows how normal he thinks mobile game monetization is). Phil's streams are monetized exactly like a terrible free to play mobile game. You get the free rewards for showing up daily and giving him enough likes to hit the likes goal. Then, you have the whole subscription program to get the event rewards, special tier rewards for every $50 you spend, but the game itself is free so you can't complain! He even charges for DLC and Season Passes where if you want access to all the Final Fantasy 7 gameplay you need to pay up front for him to do those extra streams.
 
This is Vince Gilligan tier writing they are pulling out for the current Phil saga. I can't wait for him to explain tomorrow how it would have been impossible to go anywhere else or someone like Snowkarl bringing this up.
Yeah, between this and his inevitable rant about EvilAJ basically stealing from him, tomorrow is going to be a good day for roasted pig.
These lies and excuses are so juvenile that it's the type of shit you tell your parents to get pocket change so you can buy some weed after school.

Dude is a fuckin addict that he feels the need to lie about going to a store that pretty much doesn't exist anymore so he get out of payin for lures from his own pocket. (Which is the stupidest fuckin idea ever)
This is just the beginning. Addicts often indulge more when they're upset, and "upset" is Phil's baseline these days. The discovery of his account and the ensuing irritation ever since then, has probably driven him to spend more and more. Consequence of not having any hobbies is that you try to be at peace using the very thing disrupting it. People found him after a name change? Nigel got him kicked out of another guild? Chat was extra out of line one day? Can't calm down with a massage, a bike ride, some lifting, playing guitar, etc. Gotta play and spend more to relax and escape.

Don't make your world so small that you sleep next to your toilet.
 
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