Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[StMaryPiper]

So like to the police have to read this entire thread? Do they have to try to catch up with all of the current threads on the website? I feel bad for them.

Imagine being the guy who now has to read every TGWTG thread, the entire Chris Chan and Ethan Ralph boards and catalog every assinine Autistic Thunderdome debate for a tranny who’s afraid of pizza delivery

 

[PanzerFurry]

So, I'm genuinely curious. What are the chances this is all just a grift? Some good old Ian Brandon Anderson "I'm getting the police to hunt down my trolls," scheme? Lucas is soliciting donations, how possible is it this is just a scheme to get some cash from the gullible idiots who orbit him?

 

[Swirling weeb]

My honest reaction to watching this dude make threats yet again

 

[mindlessobserver]

KEFFALS SAYS THE POLICE ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

Quick hide the chow mein and curry! Londons police are watching!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hello again Police monitoring this thread, it's time I come clean...

I was raped @ gunpoint in the summer of 1992 by an unknown assailant, the only thing I know is that yes, he, was a tranny, and no, I hold no ill will towards him, I just needed to get this out there, although I may delete this if things get too crazy.

Arby's need to be closed down! Too much rape going on at the back of the restaurant!

 

[General Tug Boat]

The entire call for the RCMP to watch this thread is like pissing in the wind at this stage. Of course though, because we are just a bunch of dangerous, and slanderous folks we are the ones honestly orchestrating every bad event in Lucas's pathetic life. We didn't make you chop of your penis, we didn't make you try to create sympathetic HRT in your bathroom, and we didn't make you groom children. If anything, you and your perverted orbiters have done that. Seethe and dilate, you'll never be a real woman Lucas. May your axe wound be a reminder of your perverted degenerate lifestyle. Remember Lucas, you are here FOREVER.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Does anyone have a transcript of the video?

 

[Swirling weeb]

KEFFALS SAYS THE POLICE ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

What are they gonna do shoot me?
The faggots will just shake their head and write my name down on the naughty list

 

[KingFrampt]

PDFs of the documents in Lucas's Press Kit. This should be a fun read.

How much you betting that Keffals used Josh's thread while writing the .pdf about him

 

[Fareal]

Lucas really is very emotionally unstable for a grown man. He should get urgent medical help for these delusions of persecution, and also his delusional belief that he is a woman. A strong anti psychotic would probably sort him right out. He probably needs a short in patient stay at this point.

 

[Punished Brent]

Keffals gets swatted and instantly has a press kit ready, makes 90k, and moves to a new house all at once?
how fortuitous

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Did the password change on the Secret Ops Planning Forum? I can't get in rn.

Edit - nm, I had caps lock down, doh!

 

[Dismal Futures]

KEFFALS SAYS THE POLICE ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

Keffals has already contacted the cyber police and the state police.

 

[lolwatagain]

Don't know, but I'm curious.

Legal Kiwis, help me out. Can a native canuckistan actually file and serve a meaningful lawsuit against a Burgerlander? If the burger ignores it, can the leaf actually do anything about it? Null has no business in Leaf land, so that couldn't be used as leverage.

If it's filed in Canada? When was the last time a Leaf was actually able to do anything?

It's not like Null will have to be on the lookout for the tell-tale noises of moose hooves as the Mounties hunt for him.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Still fuck that retared that called in the swat. You just have Lucas the victim pity points he needed. Swatting is fucking gay kids.

Swatting is fucking stupid. Ethics and practicality aside, risking actual prison time over e-culture is retarded.

 

[Just a Retard]

KEFFALS SAYS THE POLICE ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

Hello, officers.
Ask Keffals about her stance on defunding your activities and better “training” you to get shot at more effectively.

 

[B'owl]

Does anyone have a transcript of the video?

I don't have a transcript, but I do have a gist. The video basically tells us that Lucas now lives in a AirBNB and that the Canadian police are now watching over this thread.

 

[Ishtar]

Are Keffals groomed children going to storm Kiwifarms and try to overthrow @Null? Is it going to be the charge of the troon cat boy brigade?

I can’t wait. Will Lucas make an account and try to “own” us?

Also for the Canadian police-nigger nigger nigger.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Don't know, but I'm curious.

Legal Kiwis, help me out. Can a native canuckistan actually file and serve a meaningful lawsuit against a Burgerlander? If the burger ignores it, can the leaf actually do anything about it? Null has no business in Leaf land, so that couldn't be used as leverage.

Day of the Rake incoming thanks to your friends on the Farms

 

[Dona Morte]

There is ZERO reasons for adult people to talk to children that are not their family whatever your name is.
Unless you wanna share all your hard drive contents.
There are thousands of trans people in the world Lucas. They never even appear here.
Why is that? They just live their lives and never seek to call themselves an "activist".
No one going to jail over your goofy ass weirdo.