Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Info Neutral Agency]

They're Canadian lad.

Canada is still a nation that belongs to the British Monarchy, making it part of England no matter what its constitution says about its sovereignty.

 

[Nasty Habits]

Does anyone have a transcript of the video?

"I am retarded and ate 5 Kiwifarms pizzas and my boyfriend was so scared I had to change his diaper twice in one night"

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Does anyone have a transcript of the video?

Do you really want some autistic fucker to sit there, listen to and make a trannyscript for a 10 minute video of Luke in a monotone voice calling for a war against the Kiwi Farms? Bless the heart of anyone that subjects themselves to that.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Mango ranchers...I'm s-s-s-scared! Whatever will we do?!?

In all seriousness, we can expect Keffals to talk about Mango Ranch non-stop from here on out; we've become permanently embedded with his community. I'm trying to put myself in his smelly, obviously man-sized shoes to see what I would do in his situation regarding the Ranchers doxxxxxxing his hotel, and this whole public protest angle is pretty stupid. It's only pointing those who don't like keffals here (which seems to be a considerable amount) - these people are also going to see the countless pieces of evidence of the disgusting shit he's done posted in this thread. His loyal fans are too pussy of being misgendered to actually come on here to engage with us, yet we will remain living absolutely rent-free in their heads. Keffals is riding solely on this push from Blue Checkmarks to get MR wiped from the internet (one big 'ratio', if you will), which just isn't going to happen.

Keffals, if you are reading this, you are captivatingly entertaining for all the wrong reasons, and you are tremendously inept at nearly everything you do - except grifting. You're pretty good at that, I admit.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Here's a reminder that this entire situation (like many others previously) could've been prevented if Lucas simply stayed quiet.
He literally confirmed the "dox" in his Discord server the moment a farmer realized that the bed was similar to the ones you see in Hotels around Canada.
All he had to do was shut the fuck up. All he had to do was ignore that post and go on as usual and no one would care, it would simply be a farmer theorizing something. But no, he confirmed it and even blamed the cat.

Lucas, thankfully to your demented eunuch castrato brain high on hormone drugs, this thread will bump to the thousands, and more eyes will be looking at your wrongdoings.
Fuck, all you had to do was ignore that post and not talk about it. Or perhaps, you're trying to cause more public outrage because that's the only way you can pay bills.

Oh, and you're not a MILF. MILFs have children, the only children you have are the ones you groomed into your gender cult.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

Hello CSIS, OPP and RCMP

Did you know that Bob Saget raped and murdered a girl in 1990!? I know this Keffals thing seems bad, completely over the wall -if you ask some. However I assure you that Bob Saget raped and murdered a Girl in 1990! Now you might be asking, "What does this have to do with Keffals?" which might be the elephant in the room for a lot of you out there. But Bob Saget Raped and Killed a Girl in 1990!

 

[Yankee Shogun]

I can’t wait. Will Lucas make an account and try to “own” us?

Kinda wish more of them tried spamming the thread and trying to own people, it'd make things more fun

 

[SpergWatcher]

Looking forward to tomorrow's MATI lmao

 

[Fareal]

Did the password change on the Secret Ops Planning Forum? I can't get in rn.

Edit - nm, I had caps lock down, doh!

remember it’s YWNBAW in all caps babe

 

[Moist Man]

KEFFALS SAYS THE POLICE ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

"CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME"

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Keffals should just hide at the Bosley clinic. Imagine the luscious hair to be implanted onto his forehead from his ass as the pizzas fuel the machinery needed to reverse male-pattern baldness. They may even take the job for free for the "doxing" attempts would make great free advertising!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Don't know, but I'm curious.

Legal Kiwis, help me out. Can a native canuckistan actually file and serve a meaningful lawsuit against a Burgerlander? If the burger ignores it, can the leaf actually do anything about it? Null has no business in Leaf land, so that couldn't be used as leverage.

Sue for what? The United States doesn't recognize Canadian faggot law.

 

[Spergichu]

 

[The Wokest]

Hey Canada policeeee if you are reading this I have to let you know...

I WILL DO IT!

you have been warned.

 

[murph]

Does anyone have a transcript of the video?

It's the "Things Have Escalated..." pdf at this post.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Recent Keffals Twitter likes:

Spoiler

 

[Meat Target]

So like to the police have to read this entire thread? Do they have to try to catch up with all of the current threads on the website? I feel bad for them.

This is why I try to post in a way that'll also make our glowies-in-residence laugh. It won't get me any leniency once they finally decide to party van me. But laughter is what we're all here for.

 

[Shaneequa]

Such a thing would give me autism.

as if you don't have it already

 

[Mooner]

Hey Canada policeeee if you are reading this I have to let you know...

I WILL DO IT!

you have been warned.

He WILL do it, Canadian police! I've seen it!

 

[Ishtar]

I suppose if they really really wanted too-they could extradite people due to I dunno? Selling drugs across borders or distributing banned material-I imagine the UK and other super pozzed countries could make a diplomatic request. But as far as I know-no foreign National has ever been arrested for things said on the internet in another country.

The most I could see if the Canadian police really wanted to pursue this would be to contact american federal authorities and demand they speak to/do something about Null.

But I don’t think so? Someone correct me if I’m wrong on this.