DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I tried to see which KLAHSSIC TIHYDPs are around that DSP could potentially watch, and it looks like the Scarface one is down. In fact, it looks like Fred Fuchs entire channel is down. Did DSP shoot himself in the foot with all those flags earlier this year?

 

[marlintan]

I don't follow.

NIGGER

 

[TurdFondler]

You know what I'm sorry I even suggested dollar tree and Walmart, phil would be too busy chewing the tips off his fingers in those stores to buy lures.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

I bet his audience tomorrow will tell him that Walmart has lures and he should have gone there, plus they would be cheaper. Then Phil does his condescending voice stating,

"Ummm guys I am not an actual fisherman so how would I know Walmart has that, SNORT. Maybe you guys go fishing daily but I haven't fished since I was a kid with my dad. So how am I suppose to know where to get lures except at sporting good stores, like DICKS!

Well, now I know where to get them, but maybe next time tweet me Walmart has them....I know I have my tweets locked but you could email me. Like everyone knows my email so there is no excuse not telling me about Walmart having lures! I swear some of you don't understand how to communicate to people, like just email me, ANGRY SNORT! And NO I won't enable tweet replies because of those mentally ill detractors posting dumb me-mes about me and my FAMILY!

Ok, next day off I will go to Walmart and get them, ACKACKACK! Whaaaat!? Get them after today's day stream!? I don't have time, I am super busy with bills to pay, fixing my toilet somehow, and eating dinner! I told you guys I work all day and barely have time to do anything else, like spending time with my mom...I mean my wife! Look if you keep bothering me I won't even get the lures at ALL!

Ok, now someone is calling me dumb because everyone knows that Walmart has fishing gear! WRONG, I don't shop in Walmart and the last time I went was a MILLION YEARS AGO, SNORT! So now you are banned you stupid fucking idiot! Ok, lets keep going about my day off, sound good, HEAVY SNORT! Also I need tips to pay my Saturday bill...No stupid, my bill says Saturday its due, doesn't matter if they don't process bills on weekends. It still counts as overdue if I don't pay my bill on that day or they will turn off my water, SNORT! So get banned troll!"

He doesn't go to Walmart because he thinks he'll get robbed.

 

[Chernabog3000]

He doesn't go to Walmart because he thinks he'll get robbed.

It's not just that he'll get robbed and his wife and son murder. Walmart is for poor people.

couldnt find the clips of him talking about how downtown Seattle has become so bad that he can't go to the walmart in renton.

 

[Paladin Derich]

The crisp lake air could possibly clear out his sinuses and his skin color might go from ghoulish to normal. It could even be a neat adventure for his fans, who might not be able to go fishing due to their disabilities.

I like this idea. It has a lot of potential for fan interaction (casting technique, types of bait, line setup, dayfishing, nightfishing, etc). I could see it being a regular thing. I mean, imagine getting paid to go fishing. But alas, phil would rather spend the funds on gacha.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Can someone explain it to me because I don't stream or make videos so I haven't researched all of the T.O.S. I've seen Wings basically get run off of youtube and twitch but DSP gets to joke about small black girls being sold to the slave trade and nothing.

Am I missing anything? Does someone have to tweet at Black Lives Matter or something to make situations like that have more eyes on them before YouTube looks at things more seriously?

How does DSP not catch a ban like Wingo does ? Is it technicalities or just Pigroach luck?

 

[HeyMoon]

So Phil settles on a game that he refused to play last week, calling it horrible. This will be interesting. You had an entire day to think of something Phil, and you chose a game you hate because it's free to play at the moment.

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I hope he reacts to his jerk-off video.

 

[actually]

Can someone explain it to me because I don't stream or make videos so I haven't researched all of the T.O.S. I've seen Wings basically get run off of youtube and twitch but DSP gets to joke about small black girls being sold to the slave trade and nothing.

Am I missing anything? Does someone have to tweet at Black Lives Matter or something to make situations like that have more eyes on them before YouTube looks at things more seriously?

How does DSP not catch a ban like Wingo does ? Is it technicalities or just Pigroach luck?

Despite his claims, he doesn't have a group (or several groups) of people actively fucking with him. The overwhelming majority sit back, laugh at his self-inflicted injuries, and take an occasional note about something weird he did or an obvious lie he told or the new sperg giving him money.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Can someone explain it to me because I don't stream or make videos so I haven't researched all of the T.O.S. I've seen Wings basically get run off of youtube and twitch but DSP gets to joke about small black girls being sold to the slave trade and nothing.

Am I missing anything? Does someone have to tweet at Black Lives Matter or something to make situations like that have more eyes on them before YouTube looks at things more seriously?

How does DSP not catch a ban like Wingo does ? Is it technicalities or just Pigroach luck?

Our hardcore trolls aren't filled with basement dwelling retards so Phil gets off. Funnily enough, the people who defend Phil put in more effort to fucking with detractors (like Superhound) than the regular Phil detractors

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Can someone explain it to me because I don't stream or make videos so I haven't researched all of the T.O.S. I've seen Wings basically get run off of youtube and twitch but DSP gets to joke about small black girls being sold to the slave trade and nothing.

Am I missing anything? Does someone have to tweet at Black Lives Matter or something to make situations like that have more eyes on them before YouTube looks at things more seriously?

How does DSP not catch a ban like Wingo does ? Is it technicalities or just Pigroach luck?

I don't follow Wings closely but it seems to be that his 'detractors' are more aggressive whereas DSP 'tractors are more about documenting and laughing at the bumbling fat man degrading himself for money.

What's the worst DSP 'trolls' did recently? Got him kicked from WWE guilds and leaked what he spends his money on? That's fairly harmless.

Hell, the 'kiwi farts' even helped uncover the true identity of the alleged escort and ruined whatever scam those Dutch degenerates were planning. Did he thank the farms? Of course not.

 

[PieceofShet]

As others answered before me to the question, he definetly married her so he can say he is married, for status... to stick around (she wanted to do the same with leanna)... and for money, from his mom.

And i still believe he needs someone to wipe his ass after shitting.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

As others answered before me to the question, he definetly married her so he can say he is married, for status... to stick around (she wanted to do the same with leanna)... and for money, from his mom.

And i still believe he needs someone to wipe his ass after shitting.

Bold of you to assume DSP even wipes his ass.
"God, TP is such a fucking waste of money, dood! [snort]"

 

[Kosher Dill]

Bold of you to assume DSP even wipes his ass.
"God, TP is such a fucking waste of money, dood! [snort]"

Someone should tell him he can save money on TP by getting all his calories from gin so there's less, ah, solid output.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Why the hell is he playing Madden again? $60 down the drain, not that he cares.

 

[Darksydepickle]

You know, I think the reason he is so 'transparent' with his audience is that he has no friends. The reason he makes the daily wrap and tells his viewers about how the streams did, monetarily, or when he has to 'penny pinch'... it's not just begging, but that's the kind of stuff you'd tell your friends about.

But he has no friends, so... he tells his audience. There's no one else who'll listen to him besides his horse, and he needs an outlet. An outlet that should never care about this garbage.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Why the hell is he playing Madden again? $60 down the drain, not that he cares.

Either a whale offered to feed his addiction for the game, or he's going to pull the "YOU GUYS ASKED ME TO PLAY IT!!! NOW TIP!" bullshit.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Genuine question I been thinking about for awhile. Why, do you think Phil decided to marry Kat? Just to look like a adult who wasn't failing at everything?

Because, he didn't marry Panda for all those years. Yet, he married this lady he knows nothing about. I can guess somewhat why Kat married him just to have someone pay for her life. Before, you could have told me the reason was to have a live in maid but he complains so much about her cooking and based on how he looks the rest of his home probably isn't being cleaned properly. Also, it doesn't seem like she all that interested in spending time with him unless it's going out to eat.

So what exactly does she do for him? I have to be honest I don't care about how much money he makes that's just going towards gin and pulls. The dynamics of Phil's loveless marriage are way more interesting to me.

She's just a trophy that he can lord over the dents with about how he's a mature adult family man like all those dudes in the shows he watched back in the 90s. The reason why he never put a ring on Reeanna is because Phil is a feeder and Reeanna didn't let herself get fed, unlike Fhet Khet who had no problems becoming a Big Bitch.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Can someone explain it to me because I don't stream or make videos so I haven't researched all of the T.O.S. I've seen Wings basically get run off of youtube and twitch but DSP gets to joke about small black girls being sold to the slave trade and nothing.

Am I missing anything? Does someone have to tweet at Black Lives Matter or something to make situations like that have more eyes on them before YouTube looks at things more seriously?

How does DSP not catch a ban like Wingo does ? Is it technicalities or just Pigroach luck?

Wings used to say things that were a lot worse than "Hello Jew", with clear racial and cruel intent. They were many years ago, but I doubt these platforms are researching much into it.

Phil was departnered from Twitch, and I believe he was banned on Streamlabs or StreamElements. He's probably going to face similar problems eventually running out of places he can collect tardbux, like how he was randomly departnered on Twitch which could have been for anything.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Either a whale offered to feed his addiction for the game, or he's going to pull the "YOU GUYS ASKED ME TO PLAY IT!!! NOW TIP!" bullshit.

DSPs whale only want Japanese games with waifus.

I think DSP is so detached from sports that he thinks this is going to be another MLB stream where he can drunkenly sim through the game and collect those tips.

Or for just $200 a stream, he can put on his over-decade old generic “sports jerseys”.