DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[strandedcastaway]

Listening to Phil explain why he can't find fishing lures (and just totally lying about Dick's Sporting Goods not selling them), pigsplaining the word "sporting" , and his seeming inability to do a two-second Google search are truly idiot level stuff.

Now he's getting to the schedule rants.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Guys, DSP had to work on his day off. He had to download Madden, something that definitely requires him to do more than just walk in, press a couple buttons and then walk out.

 

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Guys, DSP had to work on his day off. He had to download Madden, something that definitely requires him to do more than just walk in, press a couple buttons and then walk out.

you just made me imagine DSP cutting open his fiber optics wire and manually intercepting every single beam of light containing data packets corresponding to madden. truly the blue collar streamer

 

[Hate Army Watch]

I know he drinks seltzer water on prestreams... but what's in the thermos?

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

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God damn, boy! MOSES PLEASE.

Ok the bald thing is whatever at this point. He is balding and gets his hair dyed obviously. But what the fuck is it with letting his hair grow over his neck like that? That is probably the worst part for me. Like a gross proto-mullet.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Being a khat to death here I'm sure.

But it's very impressive that you can debunk anything Phil retocns before he even finishes.

Mgs2/mgs3 being irony
Hideo insults and seethe a character
Evilaj arch
Bills
Mobile games
Etc
Etc
Etc

It's almost more guaranteed than drunkly typing what your looking for into Google and finding regardless the keywords and typos you submit. You can just type what he's talking about into YouTube. And 9/10 there's a quick clip of his own fucking condradritve words or straightup evidence to the contrary.

Very delusional.

To pretend you don't know hundreds of hours of instant rebuttals to your dumb real time retorts and retcons is truly a mental illness.

 

[PieceofShet]

Tevin restreams, again.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

so uhhh what was the big announcment?

 

[capefear56]

I got to disagree. Do people really tell their buddies stuff like:
"Shit! I don't have money for groceries! I need to penny pinch!"

Or tell them the mundane boring parts of their work?
"Today I changed a bunch of strings in some resource files to display a more meaningful messages to the users. "

Who the fuck wants to listen to their friends "money issues" or the mundane part of their jobs even if they work in same domain? Maybe I am too autistic.

I feel the same way; I fucking hate small-talk. But these people exist, and every once in a while I have to suffer them. Different strokes.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Every time Phil "retcons" shit, it just proves he hasn't "changed."

You can't improve as a person, and also have never done anything wrong, it goes against the point of fucking GROWTHHHHH.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Ok the bald thing is whatever at this point. He is balding and gets his hair dyed obviously. But what the fuck is it with letting his hair grow over his neck like that? That is probably the worst part for me. Like a gross proto-mullet.

Still worth documenting and laughing at. It is what we're all here for.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Thank you evilaj, the saltier the pork the better... and today's cure is well beyond hilarious.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Thank you evilaj, the saltier the pork the better... and today's cure is well beyond hilarious.

DSP shoulda called him 'sir' harder.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Well done evilaj you triggered his autism by messing with his schedule he's going nuclear lol

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Disaster prestream.

 

[DeeTracktor]

''Have a look at his twitter feed''

5 seconds later

''Who the fucks looks at his twitter feed''

Never change Phil

 

[snort inquisition]

I know he drinks seltzer water on prestreams... but what's in the thermos?

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regular water for when he drinks all the seltzer

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Guys I don't actually watch his stream. What is he saying?!

 

[Count Cumia]

Guys I don't actually watch his stream. What is he saying?!

Right now he is snapping at Evil AJ reading his tweets. He is being extra petty and toxic.

 

[architects]

So this crazy stuff that none of his fans will want miss…is just him whining about evilaj…lol…got it