Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Lockbean Raisin]

I recommend anyone viewing this thread to play this on loop to really feel the true Keffals experience.

 

[lolwatagain]

All we're doing is laughing at a fucking retard. That's it. His fan base needs to quit being so melodramatic.

Nah, the UN will mobilize to capture every Kiwi. We'll all be dragged to the fucking Hague, found guilty of troon genocide and then be drawn and quartered.

We better be on the lookout for the mounties and the gay blue helmets.

 

[cerulean hydra]

Looking at his Wikipedia page, I’m struck by how little information there is, especially on his early life. His parents are not named nor is the place where he grew up(beyond London Ontario), does anyone have any more info on this?

I’m trying to do some sleuthing.

https://kiwifarms.st/search/15297987/?page=2

Most of what we know from his early years come from Otm Shank.

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Jesus Christ the uprising and the merge rolled into one. He might have already burned the Ethan Ralph bridge though.

 

[Pargon]

brb packing for the Hague.

God I hope this happens. I’ll legally shoot heroin into my eyeballs just before my testimony so I can fucking cack it on the stand and force a bunch of Euro fags to smell my shit before they have to haul my dead ass out.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

"Expect Ethan Ralph"

And Flamenco.

 

[boongus]

HAPPY (late) 1000 PAGES

 

[Neil]

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Look at this list, We are completely fucked boys.

Translation:
1. Harass Cloudflare employees in person until they stop giving KF ddos protection so I can order my followers and tranny jannies to ddos the site
2. Harass Cloudflare employees online until they stop giving KF ddos protection so I can order my followers and tranny jannies to ddos the site
3. Extort Xenforo into breaking the law

Really great plan. I don't know why Lucas only got 0.2% of the votes in his 2019 run for Canadian parliament. With skills like this I have no doubt whatsoever he'd be the perfect fit to represent Ontario. I think Lucas should run for Prime Minister next. Not even Trudeau could draft up a plan of action this clever and well thought out.

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"Imploding" when the everything about this guy is just one thread lol

For Lucas, the day he got a KiwiFarms thread was the most important day of his life. For KiwiFarms, it was Saturday.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Isn't misgendering a tranny a cardinal woke sin yet they've been used "he" this whole time, then again Lucas defends dograpers and sends drugs to minors so he might be progressing

It definitely is. And Keffals used being trans in a derogatory way to "own" Null. He can't have it both ways.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

Looks like Chud Farms is getting owned now, Big Bad Pelosi is about to rip Null a new asshole with the power of dementia and designated shitting streets.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Lucas just said that Null is secretly a troon LMAO

He knew all along and has been deadnaming Null all this time... Hypocrites.

 

[Journoscum]

Gee. Bringing together people from all political spheres. People who fuck children AND animals. It's almost like Kiwifarms isn't a website targeting a specific demographic but one that just targets any amusing retard.

 

[D.Va]

keffals speedrunning being a white woman by learning to fuck dogs

 

[The Man With No Name]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Nick Bate grins from his prison cell, all 5 teeth gleaming in the darkness, knowing this day would come.

 

[My Name is Mud]

Good luck scanning through 10 years' worth of threads on lolcows and trying to come in touch with them in order to put together a lolsuit.

Fucking retard. At least try to do your research on the site you want to attack, tard.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

GUY IS A FUCKING ZOOPHILE

Yet strangely his behavior is being overshadowed by Keffals lunacy.

 

[Evilronald]

Does Keffals always sound like he’s in an anime? He talks like he’s in Dragonball Z. “I will defeat them, they’ve never fought someone like me before!”

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Hi Keffals! Knowing your track record of allies, here's a few suggestions:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bryon-psyguy-beaubian.3896/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amos-yee.22613/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thaddeus-mcmichael-madthad0890.9665/

 

[msd]

Can keffals legit even do anything to kiwifarms?

 

[Neko GF]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Lucas really going out his way to form the lolcow Avengers. It's good to see that he's willing to help his own kind. People like Kero the Wolf, Snake Thing, Woof, Susan Schofield, Jonathan Yaniv, Ethan Ralph, Nick Bates, Tim Win and many, many other poor misunderstood individuals we've bullied for literally no reason.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Inb4 that guy in Japan who pretended to kill himself over this site resurfaces to join in.