Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Xastur said:
oh nonono... not the vaushites, too, kiwifam. we got too cocky
total cow convergence in a single locale... this could be the catalyst for the merge :stress: Is it really happening? Surely all these terminally online losers are going to stop being narcissistic whiny dipshits long enough to log off twitter and discord and do some actual praxis. I just know keffals is going to use the money for all that.
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Selfie posting for kiwifarms is top fucking KEK. Surely posting their ugly mug for a website that from their understanding is the end all be all of harassment sites will only end in positive and affirming attention
 
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Xastur said:
oh nonono... not the vaushites, too, kiwifam. we got too cocky
total cow convergence in a single locale... this could be the catalyst for the merge :stress: Is it really happening? Surely all these terminally online losers are going to stop being narcissistic whiny dipshits long enough to log off twitter and discord and do some actual praxis. I just know keffals is going to use the money for all that.
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"Yes the website I fear might be in this discord, best facedox myself"

Does nobody follow ye olden day internet rules of keeping personal identifying shit off the internet?
 
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tbh we only deserve the assist on this one, it wasn't us that Chloe blamed for their imminent self-immolation; that would be Brianna Wu and her friends that ostracized him out of his precious bubble and made him broke and homeless.

severe untreated mental illness? homelessness? poverty? pssssh, those aren't reasons to kill yourself over if you ask her friends, it's them evil farms and that inactive thread, that's a real reason to set yourself on fire over.

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Allow me to be clear for any poorly-concealed glowniggers: every person in my list took their own lives because of a lack of the resources needed to ensure the wellbeing of people with mental illness. People simply in emotional distress because other people are laughing at them do not kill themselves. The drive for preservation of the self is the strongest one there is and it takes a truly broken person to move past it to commit suicide. No Internet forum has the capability to drive someone that far and if Keffals blew his brains out tonight it still would have nothing to do with the Kiwi Farms.
 
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Android raptor said:
That's just business as usual in the Autism Thunderdome

If KF can survive having the Thunderdome, it can survive just about anything

Also keffals is a creep and I would not have sex with her
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I think the closest thing to infighting that has come out of this is the Alan Michael White thread, and if that's what they're talking about, I'm all for it
 
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Sneeder Griffin said:
Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)
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I never followed Keffals closely, but after this week or so of constant highlight, I've got to spend some time finding how he managed to speedrun 1000 pages so fucking quickly. Hopefully he can also speedrun joining the 48%.
 
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I'm late and gay, aren't I?
 
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Schizobiker said:
bruh imagine making body changing hormones on a tub and calling it safe.......even the italian mob knew the booze they made on bathtub is shit!
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To the lurkers who are on this thread: is a person who gives bath tub hormones to minors, who isn’t a doctor and has 0 quality control for these chemicals someone worth white knighting for? Is keffals someone that deserves to be protected rather than criticized?
 
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KEFFALS'S CHAT MODS ARE BANNING CHATTERS SAYING ZRCALO IS A ZOOPHILE

ZRCALO IS CALLING ANYONE CALLING HIM A ZOOPHILE A KIWIFARMER

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I can't believe they deny shit THIS blatantly. Actually I can, but still. Troons and LGBTQWERTY truly are living life in what I can only describe as GTA mode. It's like when you shoot a ped in the middle of the city, and all you gotta do to escape any accountability is run away for a lil until the stars disappear. Then your name has been magically cleared, and nothing's ever stuck to you. Only politicians can really match this level of hypocrisy, and only them.

Now imagine if that was a normal ass, random ass white dude. Nobody would forgive, nobody would forget. The zoosadism would've followed him to the grave. But because he's special™️ Keffals will suck his cock to keep the spin going.

This is just very sad and pathetic, and I hope they understand that only 0.1% of the population buys into it, and the rest are coerced by both them and globohomo to bend the knee.
 
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