Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Escalating Violence]

Felt the need to clip.
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Dude literally wants to create the Avengers but with modern-day freakshow exhibits.

This is what the troomvengers will look like after Keffals has assembled them:
(Very shit thumbnail quality sorry)

 

[Lokenstien]

Lol. Lmao.
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They really will just give their enemies anything they want without even anyone asking. Pepe, milk, the okay sign now the word Fren. All handed over on a silver platter for literally no reason and for no gain.

 

[TrueParagon]

bruh imagine making body changing hormones on a tub and calling it safe.......even the italian mob knew the booze they made on bathtub is shit!

Fucked thing it's more save than the shit they make in a tub. Bathtub booze only became lethal because the feds added increasing amounts of poison to ethanol stop people from drinking it

 

[A Man on Fire]

Mr. Andy Ngo is pro-Farms.

 

[Muissatop]

Holyshit the only difference between Lucas then and now is he no longer has a mustache lol

Also that he is much much fatter and that I would still not have sex with him!

 

[the shoebill]

I had no clue who keffals is prior to this thread getting featured.

Spoiler: lazy goatse edit

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Spoiler: even lazier edit

 

[notafederalagent]

If you're watching a stream that's live on youtube, you can save the live chat before the jannies hit it with a mop using chat-downloader as long as you have it running when the message is posted.

Chat logs for today's twitch stream. Json output is in a 7z archive so it could be attached to the post.

edit: He started another stream, I'll make another post when it's done.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

You should get an emote/badge on your profile if Keffals mentioned screen capped your post. This is a new era for kiwifarms. We had the cwcki era, then when gamergate (2014-2016) started the forum expanded to other lolcows (Ralph gets his thread at that point). We then have IBS (201 spawning gunt alogging, much of the internet famous board, and leading to the Nick Fuentes board.

But Keffals has surpassed all that, 1040 pages in less than six months. Declaring a war on the forum and getting Steve Williams to monitor this board (disheartening him). We might hit 2000 before the end of the month. It is a strange startegy to go to the media to promote this website in order to own Josh. All this will do is increase the number of users which in turn increases the cryto/checks Josh will get.

 

[The B-52's]

I'm very late to the party so I apologize if this has been said before, but I can't stop thinking about it. The only people that hate this site are terribly misinformed or feel threatened by it. This site has exposed pedophiles, zoosadists, scam artists, and just in general horrible people, all with proof, while misinformation is shunned. The community is diverse and amazing. The feelings of trannies shouldn't be more important than the exposure of genuinely horrible people. Plus if I want to laugh at morons making a public fool out of themselves, I fucking will. Kiwifarms is truly something special, there's nothing comparable.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

How about you fags learn some opsec? Make me have to try to dox you.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Still behind, but In regards to The length of and time of Keffals Thread.

I am not entirely sure this is accurate because I swear that Stalin's Post is not the first one

The First Current post in the Wuhan Flu Thread 1-20-2020

The 1000th Page is 3-22-2020

So Covid did 3 months to page 1K

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

This guy unironically recorded his most serious anouncement using green wall as background, basically inviting pople to edit his video as they see fit.
I am now convinced that Lucas actively wants to be fuck with, at least subconsciously.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

!BREAKING NEWS!
JOSHUA "NULL" MOON IS A TRANSWOMAN -Keffals

I mean, tell us something we don't know? Also of course Keffels immediately goes to the "You must secretly be troon/secretly want to fuck me" defence, as always.

Dude literally wants to create the Avengers but with modern-day freakshow exhibits.

I wonder how his fans are gonna react when they end up working alongside Neo-Nazis, rapists, molesters and white nationalists - Many of which hate troons as much as most people here. It's not about protecting people, it's not even about any actual belief that the Kiwifarms are uniquely evil - It's just an ego project because he wants to be the man who finally took down "The evil Kiwifarms!" while making exorbitant amounts of money doing it.

 

[Ishtar]

Just saw a bit of the stream.

Imagine not knowing what the word “boon” means. Did Lucas even school?

 

[Négritude]

I think my favorite parts were where he keeps turning off the camera to do more drugs, the sweating and the part where he goes “who’s DSP?”

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

In the span of 24 hours, Lucas has managed to get his own thread expanded by over 100 pages. We're dealing with a whole new breed of lolcow here.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Either he succeeds and we get to see all of our favorite cows in one place and falling all over each other or absolutely no one but actual schizos will wanna team up with an autistic troon, leaving Luke to realize that no one likes him. Regardless, we win.

 

[LaxerBRO]

What journos are doing to write their stories on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Sky King]

Chat logs for today's twitch stream. Json output is in a 7z archive so it could be attached to the post.

Great job. This log includes hundreds upon hundreds of weird troons, internet vigilantes, censorship cucks, illiterate-opinionated gays and other lulzy personalities.

 

[Table Country]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Two words: Russell Greer.