Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[frari]

Lucus, don't worry your pretty little head about winning the Lolcow Derby. You are a shoo-in. All the smart money is on you.

you need to not overexert your lolcowness, you could pull a hammy or something.....

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Keffals will never be a woman, he will always be a mentally ill gay man who gooms children for child porn.

But, SWATing people is just as gay and retarded as Keffals is. If you SWAT someone, you should go to jail for a few decades to maybe stop being mad online. Hopefully you'll get a folded-over soup can lid as a present.

 

[Backinpogform]

Cackling at the new banner. I honestly thought Lucas was just shittalking saying the cops were looking at this thread, do we have anything other than his word?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

To the Canadian cops reading this you could be stopping murders, gangsters, thieves and pedos. But instead you're sitting on your ass reading shitposts and trying to decipher our memes. Tax dollars well spent. Canada sucks.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Jesus Christ the one day I decide to look away from this thread to replay Xenoblade 3 and we jump up fucking 70 pages. Time to catch up and see what the fuck happened.

EDIT: Ah okay just Lucas declaring war again lol good luck faggot, to the Leaf cops seeing this you have no jurisdiction so fuck off.

 

[Alcoholocaust]

LUCAS MAINTAINS THAT PEOPLE OF THE KIWIFARMS HAVE LOST THEIR FAITH IN VICTORY
I ASK YOU: DO YOU BELIEVE IN JEWSHOAH AND THE TOTAL VICTORY OF KIWI PEOPLE?
LUCAS SAYS THAT PEOPLE OF THE KIWIFARMS ARE TIRED OF CAUSING TROONS TO ROPE THEMSELVES
I ASK YOU: ARE YOU READY TO MAKE 41% A 100%?
I ASK YOU: DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?

 

[Shek$il]

"Ya Ay-loggin' there buddy? Open the door there, buddy.."

 

[Dieter Laser]

Not too fond of Keffals.

 

[Ninon42]

Ontario police: Lucas Roberts is, was and will always be male. Your country is a shithole that coddles tranny pedophiles.

And for all the talk about the Farms' body count, what is Twitters? Tumblrs? Fucking Reddits? Literally no one has died because of this piddling gossip site, not one body, just a bunch of shitposting and mean words, producing entirely non-criminal offense. Die mad about it.

 

[I Love Huge Long Chode]

I had no clue who keffals is prior to this thread getting featured.

Spoiler: lazy goatse edit

 

[Charlie Delicious]

TMZ?

Stalk celebrities TMZ? That one?
Stake out at people's houses TMZ? That TMZ?
Paying people to dig up personal information so they can post it on their website? Can't be that TMZ?

 

[Ponzo]

Keffals sponsors a website called the "Do-it-Yourself Hormone Replacement Therapy Directory".

Keffals's friend BobPosting runs this website, synthesizes hormones in their bathtub, teaches minors how to do it themselves, and helps send it to them.

Keffals + co are in the business of peddling life altering chemicals to socially isolated and confused teenagers. They are sexually gratified by 'pinkpilling' young boys.

Stop it guys, the Canadian and British Government can only get so hard.

 

[What the shit]

But, SWATing people is just as gay and retarded as Keffals is. If you SWAT someone, you should go to jail for a few decades to maybe stop being mad online. Hopefully you'll get a folded-over soup can lid as a present.

It always goes back to recognizing that these are online people and as shitty as these people are, there’s really no fucking reason to get worked up over them.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Hello Canada cops! You are as fat as Lucas and I would not have sex with you. Also, sneed.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Imagine some TRA rando spontaneously giving money to him and coming here to righteously tell us to mend our ways and then…actually seeing his content.

Anyway, hi Canadian cops.

 

[B'owl]

I had no clue who keffals is prior to this thread getting featured.

Spoiler: lazy goatse edit

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Refer to the MATI person stream on him.

 

[choccy milk]

Happy Friday boys! I saw someone back around page 900 asking if people think this thread will reach 1k before the end of August; I think we’re more likely to be there by the end of the week! What a beautiful thing we’ve all created here together. What a cow.

I know people act weird in stressful situations but idk, you’d think someone who ~fears for their life~ as much as Keff Bridges claims to would shut the fuck up a little more. Someone who is truly iN HiDiNg isn’t fucking tweeting about it, but Keffrey Epstein cares more about digital asspats than self-preservation. Lol. Lmao.

Also, hi to the Moose Patrol uwu

 

[Lone MacReady]

"Ya Ay-loggin' there buddy? Open the door there, buddy.."

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I've never been less afraid of something in my entire life.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

what hell hath been wrought, this day, the day of the many kiwigglers

 

[Winter]

I would make a Kiwiggler of my avatar but I just changed it