Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Muppetstudios]

I just played a clip of Keffels speaking from this thread and my dog woke up and looked at me pissed off, even dogs can't stand his voice

 

[Lokenstien]

Got it.
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>Kiwifarms is coping
>coping
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

KEFFALS'S CHAT MODS ARE BANNING CHATTERS SAYING ZRCALO IS A ZOOPHILE

ZRCALO IS CALLING ANYONE CALLING HIM A ZOOPHILE A KIWIFARMER

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We are now at that point of 'us vs them' thinking where you're either a dog fucker or a flightless Norwegian bird.

 

[Xarpho]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Donald Trump has a thread. You sure you want to do that, Luke?

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

He says, having done nothing but seethe over the Farms for the last like, 8 hours

You mean 5 months

 

[B'owl]

I thought Keffals was retarded enough but holy shit he's really trying to be the guy to take down the farms. Like that hasn't happened before.

He's going to fail like everyone one else who's tried.

 

[0 0]

Got it.
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"That's a horrible thing to accuse somebody of!"

"Actually it's true."

"Well, that's weird but it's okay!"

Bro.

 

[genocide deni3r]

You'll never win Lucas

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)

Well troons are great at speed running.

Or they can be like DSP or Onision and use their trolls to make them money. Exposure isn’t a bad thing if you’re an influencer, just look at Jake and Logan Paul. Null was already bored of Keffals, this strikes me as a cow who finally got the negative attention they’ve been craving and are demanding that he have a dedicated band of trolls to follow and document them. Were it not for some retard swatting him, Lucas would’ve just been another autistic tranny obsessed with twitter.

That’s what I believe he’s doing. He’s going to grift this as hard and as long as possible.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You guys are all laughing and celebrating about how many pages Keffals has but you don't realize you've fallen right into his trap. He now has over a thousand pages of data he's analyzed and he's discovered the perfect Achilles heel of the Final Boss of Transphobes: a lolcow Voltron doing a public protest in front of Cloudflare in hopes of inspiring some totally cool federal crimes against the country that claims the authority to assassinate any person (including its own citizens) on the planet without trial.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

We are now at that point of 'us vs them' thinking where you're either a dog fucker or a flightless Norwegian bird.

I wasn't going to buy the Kiwi Farms Patches, but with this line drawn I might have to now.

 

[B'owl]

He's streaming right now, btw.

 

[Unabomber11]

The Passion of the Keffals




Edit: mods I swear I’m not trying to be a dick, I’m just exceptional, I swear I’ll get it right next time, sorry for being a pain

 

[Xastur]

Got it.
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>they're coping and they make up lie-- oh wait, actually you did do that? well, uhhhh... I can just choose not to look at that part of the Internet
the fucking self-awareness on this human piece of garbage lmao

 

[DickMain]

Lol. Lmao.
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Something I have never and will never understand is this 'dogwhistle' codeword crap (and why they say shit like 'disavow' like they're agents or something). Pretty sure most nationalists are just gonna say what they want to say how they want to say it in most non-professional settings, none of this grade school code talker shit.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

He's streaming right now, btw.

He has been streaming on and off all day.
Also for a person who just endorsed a "necro-zoo" Keffals is showing a lot of animals....

 

[The Early 2000's]

Got it.
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'Nothing they say is truthful'

This thread has featured:

• multiple doxings that turned out to be correct
• multiple porn videos found of you doing fart porn and other fetish degeneracy featuring you clear as day
• a former friend of yours releasing details and even photos of you whos origin cannot be explained unless they truly are your former friend
• all of your statements backed up with archives of your tweets and ramblings on twitch
• information straight from your discord server

How in the fuck is anything here 'untruthful'? You can say its 'mean', 'harsh', or 'inflammatory', but it is nothing less than fact. This is how this site works ffs!

 

[RatCake]

Well Zrcarlo is still talking and now PEOPLE ARE DEFENDING HIM. I fucking can’t. This is lolcow Armageddon.

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I'm calling bullshit. That person totally never talked to the dude who made the thread, let alone any person at KF.

However I can say with a reasonable degree of certainty that the people in Keffals fan group probably are unironic pedophiles or zoophiles.

 

[XM-05 Thanatos]

So apparently this zoophile in question is in keffals's discord and, well.

 

[Brutality]

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

"NEAR'S FRIEND" THAT KEFFALS IS TALKING TO IN THE CHAT

IS ZRCALO

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/carlau...blue3foxx-damnit-todd-zoophilestruggs.111095/

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ZOOPHILE

WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS

KILL YOURSELF, ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK

I leave for 2 fucking hours and now this