Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

"NEAR'S FRIEND" THAT KEFFALS IS TALKING TO IN THE CHAT

IS ZRCALO

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THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ZOOPHILE

WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS

KILL YOURSELF, ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK

@0 1 @Wheezy Asthmatic @Null



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Sprate edit: Lucas's response to his chat asking him why he is promoting a necrophiliac zoophile:
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Guys!
>Gets Destiny deplatformed for making fun of him
I need your help!
>Traffics diy hormones to children
I've been swatted!
>Wants the same thing to happen to Jeremy Hambly
It's Kiwi Farms' fault!
>Ethan Ralph offers his patented Memphis Micro sword in aid
They're all terrorists!
>Willingly associates himself with known necro-zoophile Carluatta Griffith
 
Five second shitty bases for normal wigglers:
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MS Paint version
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Thanks for the inspiration. I made one that's realistic to him. I used his catboy ranch icon as inspiration.
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@Null plz notice me senpai.. ;__;
 
Either he succeeds and we get to see all of our favorite cows in one place and falling all over each other or absolutely no one but actual schizos will wanna team up with an autistic troon, leaving Luke to realize that no one likes him. Regardless, we win.
Chris Chan was right.

The Merge is actually upon us.
 
Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)
It took Zoe Quinn's thread 5 years to hit 1,000 and she actually made a guy kill himself. And that still didn't push her over the 1,000 mark!
 
"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals
DSP is going to be fucking thrilled. He absolutely loves being reminded of his lolcow status and being bunched together with other cows after all.
 
Can you also post the clip of Lucas hand-waving away the """""""allegations"""""""" against ZrCalo, and laughing at the idea of necrozoophilia?
Got it.


@Null Keffals just called you out as “boymoding” and you’re really a trans woman! He knows your secret!
Clip:

This is his master plan to get us to 'infight'. :story:
 
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