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4000 years in photoshop: the Kiwiler
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Det. Sipovich
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Joshua also made Internet frens everywhere. He's the only vtuber I send my shekels to.
Keffals looks like there's no soul in his body. Kind of creepy. I wouldn't leave my cat with him.
MrCunt
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Anyone notice these "violet" threats seem to have little to no context in most? How hard could it be to screen shot a line of text from another forum. Imagine grasping at straws to try raise more funds and subscribers. I dont see how 'kill yourself' comes under 'threat' but hey, I guess he already killed himself when Lucas died in his little closed mind.
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What an interesting way to get a thread to 945 pages, and what a way to conduct war on people you hate. Since Keffals had their feelings hurt and included a few posts from yours truly in a google drive doc called "Super violent totally hurtful death threats that killed me." and the canadian police are watching the thread (lol), I figured we'd all take a look at what posts of mine he screencapped, and some of the context of the posts. Shall we?
This post was in relation to an Ex of Keffals, who had came out (at the time) and said that they were falsely accused of rape after they got blackmailed and extorted for code they worked on that Keffals wanted. But what Keffals wanted to highlight was the "kill yourself" part of the message, of course being told that after having previous exploits of people, from false rape to false pedophile allegations, called out and brought to light. Uh oh, that's not a good look. Maybe another one has something that's super heartless and mean?
A post where I said that swatting is gay and anyone who does it will only receive shame and punishment, as well as telling people to not do swatting as it's fucking stupid and makes you look like a fag. Sure, there's a little quip at the end, but 93% of the message is anti-swatting, which is something Keffals cries about being. Yikes, that's also not a good one, especially if it reads in favor to you. Sheesh, maybe the third and final one might be the silver bullet to put me out of my misery?
Ahh yes, I remember this post, this one called him out on why you shouldn't debate why being a pedophile is a good thing, mostly because it isn't. Being a pedophile is scum of the earth and shouldn't be defended, no matter the context. But gee, I'm a fucking idiot, and the image in the quote isn't showing up. But it's ok, cause I have the image here:
Ohh, oh no no no no no. What is there to discuss about it? You're not, you're not going to defend it, are you? Why, that would be a terrible thing to do!
This post was in relation to an Ex of Keffals, who had came out (at the time) and said that they were falsely accused of rape after they got blackmailed and extorted for code they worked on that Keffals wanted. But what Keffals wanted to highlight was the "kill yourself" part of the message, of course being told that after having previous exploits of people, from false rape to false pedophile allegations, called out and brought to light. Uh oh, that's not a good look. Maybe another one has something that's super heartless and mean?
A post where I said that swatting is gay and anyone who does it will only receive shame and punishment, as well as telling people to not do swatting as it's fucking stupid and makes you look like a fag. Sure, there's a little quip at the end, but 93% of the message is anti-swatting, which is something Keffals cries about being. Yikes, that's also not a good one, especially if it reads in favor to you. Sheesh, maybe the third and final one might be the silver bullet to put me out of my misery?
Ahh yes, I remember this post, this one called him out on why you shouldn't debate why being a pedophile is a good thing, mostly because it isn't. Being a pedophile is scum of the earth and shouldn't be defended, no matter the context. But gee, I'm a fucking idiot, and the image in the quote isn't showing up. But it's ok, cause I have the image here:
Ohh, oh no no no no no. What is there to discuss about it? You're not, you're not going to defend it, are you? Why, that would be a terrible thing to do!
So, what's the takeaway in all this? Why am I making this retarded, autistic post? Because in trying to point out how much "those dang evel Kiwifarm dawt cawm farmers" are, it's not only the "lmao kys" messages that got highlighted, it's the messages that calls out swatting for being gay, calling them out on making false rape reports, pedophile allegations, calling anyone that they disagree with a neo nazi with no evidence, and the attempt to defend pedophilia, are all what Keffals chose to highlight for people to see. In spectacular fashion, Keffals showed people being sympathetic to swat victims and victims of false rape allegations, all while trying to be "see! See! He told me to kill myself, he's evil!" As much as it sounds like a meme, this dumb motherfucker has never been in an Xbox Live chat, where every kid in every game has said they raped your mom and told you to kill yourself, and it shows. Of fucking course I wouldn't want them to die, then we'd have no content and nothing to laugh at. Death isn't funny. Sperging out on the internet because someone called you fat is.
And so I'll leave my drunken ramblings at this: This whole thing about "wah I'm scared for my life people are saying mean things about me" is all overexaggerated and in their head. No one on the farms cares enough about you to leave their house to do anything to you. All we do is sit, point, and laugh at the dumb retarded shit you do on a day to day basis. I do hope that whoever sent the fake emails that got the police involved gets outed, so they can be publicly shamed for their wrongdoing: Swatting is fucking gay and has gotten people killed. You want to claim that people who post in your thread have no hearts or empathy? Just look at how many people here have said the swatting shit is dumb. Get your head out of your ass and get off the Internet for a few days. Holy Fuck.
And so I'll leave my drunken ramblings at this: This whole thing about "wah I'm scared for my life people are saying mean things about me" is all overexaggerated and in their head. No one on the farms cares enough about you to leave their house to do anything to you. All we do is sit, point, and laugh at the dumb retarded shit you do on a day to day basis. I do hope that whoever sent the fake emails that got the police involved gets outed, so they can be publicly shamed for their wrongdoing: Swatting is fucking gay and has gotten people killed. You want to claim that people who post in your thread have no hearts or empathy? Just look at how many people here have said the swatting shit is dumb. Get your head out of your ass and get off the Internet for a few days. Holy Fuck.
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Oh I'm an old retard who has been on the internet for far too long, it made me burst out into laughter hearing this fool cry over receiving pizzas.
Good work lads.
Good work lads.
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Shh... let him think he's winning.
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Keffals inability to just shut up and not make a fool of himself is truly astounding.
I get a lot of people have a desperate need for attention, but what is it with troons and not getting the hint?
I get a lot of people have a desperate need for attention, but what is it with troons and not getting the hint?
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What a dead-eyed fake. It takes some kind of mental disability to take a freak like this remotely seriously. He completely lacks any normal human affect.
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Well Ralph is trying to team up with him, what does that mean for him if even Kellogs rejects the Gunt? If they team up do they split the prize?
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Five second shitty bases for normal wigglers:
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My fucking sides
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I've always thought the pizza thing was a tween level prank, but it's both infuriating and hilarious at the same time to see the fake news report that kind of shit as "terrorism." Oh no, someone got a pizza. As with most of this shit, my real gripe is the pizza delivery guy who got fucked out of a tip.
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lol I'm sure the London police are gonna be Johnny on the spot with helping the retarded troon who made open and provable lies about them to garner sympathy points. Do you remember that, Police Chief Williams? Do you remember how you made a public statement calling Luke a liar? Did you hear in his video how he refuses your apology until you make things right? How does it feel having your balls in a vice from a fat faggot who cut his own dick off? You jump through them hoops, boy.
I vote that we make a poll until how long he or his butt buddy fucks up and doxes himself.
LMAO "Chloe Seagull" mush mouth dumbass
I vote that we make a poll until how long he or his butt buddy fucks up and doxes himself.
LMAO "Chloe Seagull" mush mouth dumbass
"No one will be there to help you" Nigga do you see that True and Honest Fan sticker over to the left? You and y our lot can't even be bothered to make yourselves look passing. A not insignificant number of us bought silver coins to support this gaffer tape site. Our retarded autism will beat your dick snippers' autism any day of the week.
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LIVE TRANSCRIPT FROM LUKE'S AIRBNB. LUCASFAGS GET OUT THIS IS FOR KIWIFARMS USERS ONLY.
THIS IS CLASSIFIED AUDIO LIVE FROM HIS AIRBNB.
"Those terrorists... " *munch**sound of cardboard* "... sent me pizzas. To scare me." *smack* "Those hateful fucks. I was so -" *slurp* " - scared. When will the hate -" *wet farting noise* *belching* "Ohhhh yeah, that was a good one. When will the hate end?"
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You know, I wonder how this ends. Keffals doesn’t strike me as the type to just quietly admit defeat and ignore Kiwifarms. He’s made a big deal about bringing it down.
So…either he ends up destroyed or Kiwifarms is.
I dunno, maybe I’m reading too much into the grift.
So…either he ends up destroyed or Kiwifarms is.
I dunno, maybe I’m reading too much into the grift.
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I didn't realize the audio was cut short until after the render
TheAntiE-CelebLeague00
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It is doubtful if the Ontario police are actually watching this thread. If that is true the troon really did give them a hard job since this thread has gained 100+ pages since they made their deceleration of INTERNET WAR.
To the Ontario police we give up, we are quivering. Kiwifarms the internet hate machine has been defeated by glorified parking meters. Its over, for us. The cyber police are after all of us.
To the Ontario police we give up, we are quivering. Kiwifarms the internet hate machine has been defeated by glorified parking meters. Its over, for us. The cyber police are after all of us.
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I think the “Kill yourself Lucas” is either from me or @RangerBoo. It could be in reference to Lucas shitting on a politician wishing a veteran a happy birthday, Lucas bragging about ratioing Steven Colbert in terms of raising money for charity, or me just telling him to kill himself because he referenced the “when were you when John Lenin dies” meme and it annoyed me. Likely that last one.