Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[thismanlies]

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

"NEAR'S FRIEND" THAT KEFFALS IS TALKING TO IN THE CHAT

IS ZRCALO

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/carlau...blue3foxx-damnit-todd-zoophilestruggs.111095/

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ZOOPHILE

WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS

KILL YOURSELF, ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK

@0 1 @Wheezy Asthmatic @Null



Mod edit: Zrcalo's response:



Sprate edit: Lucas's response to his chat asking him why he is promoting a necrophiliac zoophile:
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Guys!
>Gets Destiny deplatformed for making fun of him
I need your help!
>Traffics diy hormones to children
I've been swatted!
>Wants the same thing to happen to Jeremy Hambly
It's Kiwi Farms' fault!
>Ethan Ralph offers his patented Memphis Micro sword in aid
They're all terrorists!
>Willingly associates himself with known necro-zoophile Carluatta Griffith

 

[TRUE ÞURSIAN WORSHIP]

We might hit 2000 before the end of the month.

Maybe by Wednesday at this rate.

 

[cornycat]

Five second shitty bases for normal wigglers:
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MS Paint version
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Thanks for the inspiration. I made one that's realistic to him. I used his catboy ranch icon as inspiration.

@Null plz notice me senpai.. ;__;

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Either he succeeds and we get to see all of our favorite cows in one place and falling all over each other or absolutely no one but actual schizos will wanna team up with an autistic troon, leaving Luke to realize that no one likes him. Regardless, we win.

Chris Chan was right.

The Merge is actually upon us.

 

[Crankenstein]

Keffals is really going to be starting his own Legion of Doom straight out of South Park

That's a capeshit thing my dude

 

[smarty_snoops]

Keffals plans to protest outside of Cloudflare's office with a bunch of San Francisco cock suckers.

Jokes on him though, because those geeks work from home nowadays.

 

[Unabomber11]

Guys….this is a holy war….

Let us pray


Saint Null….Saint Rowling…..please help us withstand the tranny tantrums

Amen

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Lucas will start the Collection of Exception Individuals starring deathfats, zoophiles, nonces, troons, and etc.

 

[Haramburger]

Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)

It took Zoe Quinn's thread 5 years to hit 1,000 and she actually made a guy kill himself. And that still didn't push her over the 1,000 mark!

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

DSP is going to be fucking thrilled. He absolutely loves being reminded of his lolcow status and being bunched together with other cows after all.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Lucas will start the Collection of Exception Individuals starring deathfats, zoophiles, nonces, troons, and etc.

The League of Exceptional Individuals starring Sean Connery as Keffals.

 

[thhrang]

Can you also post the clip of Lucas hand-waving away the """""""allegations"""""""" against ZrCalo, and laughing at the idea of necrozoophilia?

Got it.

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@Null Keffals just called you out as “boymoding” and you’re really a trans woman! He knows your secret!

Clip:

This is his master plan to get us to 'infight'.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Keffals plans to protest outside of Cloudflare's office with a bunch of San Francisco cock suckers.

Jokes on him though, because those geeks work from home nowadays.

Is Keffals enough of a hypocrite to try to dox cloudflare employees to protest outside their homes?

 

[Neko GF]

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They must stop Null from collecting the infinity doxxes! If they fail he'll be able erase 41% of all trannies by just snapping his fingers.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Nick Fuentes, Richard Spencer, and Keffals teaming up, what a time to be alive!

Gives me hope that the number one ship in this thread happens. Nick Fuentes x Keffals. Both lovers of catboys.

 

[Xarpho]

This is what the troomvengers will look like after Keffals has assembled them:
(Very shit thumbnail quality sorry)

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Huh. Myrtle Corbin, the four legged girl was real. I could’ve sworn I read somewhere that the photo was a hoax with the legs of a doll shoved up there.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I thought Keffals was retarded enough but holy shit he's really trying to be the guy to take down the farms. Like that hasn't happened before.

 

[Rekkington]

Dear Canadian Police:

I run 1488 deluxe websites off Cloudflare, and I can state for the record that niggers stink and kikes made all the kids gay.

TTFN,

shoe0nhead
twitter.com/shoe0nhead

 

[Table Country]

Lol. Lmao.
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No it doesn't you fucking imbeciles.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Got it.
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"That's hilarious"

He says, in an emotionless, plain voice with no clear joy or happiness

"They're coping"

He says, having done nothing but seethe over the Farms for the last like, 8 hours