Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Markass the Worst]

Keffals, a word of advice.

Maybe if trolls are calling your phone constantly, don't confirm that they have the right number and that it bothers you? Just some common sense you don't seem to have, since you've also confirmed that whatever they did to find it will probably work again.

How do trolls even have his phone number again? Is this nigga's opsec so bad that he gives his phone number out willy nilly?

 

[themasterlurker]

How do trolls even have his phone number again? Is this nigga's opsec so bad that he gives his phone number out willy nilly?

You can access it for $200 on his Patreon

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

How can we convince him that Cloudflare's real HQ is in Portugal?

Can you imagine the color draining from Ralphamale's face as his new ally proudly informs him that the movement is going to Poortugal to begin operations?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

How do trolls even have his phone number again? Is this nigga's opsec so bad that he gives his phone number out willy nilly?

Because as the God of Clown World (I am a Clown after all) I KNOW ALL THAT IS, WAS AND WILL BE,

For a Quid I will tell you Lucas's Future.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Which one of you is Andy Ngo?

I’m Andy ngo. The only thing I like more then shulrping hard cock and smoking wieners is bashing antifa faggots and calling troons niggers on the daily.

You can access it for $200 on his Patreon

Wow, what a reward. The ability to maybe briefly talk with a creepy tard who’s only focus is Twitter and pedo shit .

 

[B'owl]

Keffals, a word of advice.

Maybe if trolls are calling your phone constantly, don't confirm that they have the right number and that it bothers you? Just some common sense you don't seem to have, since you've also confirmed that whatever they did to find it will probably work again.

With Keffals, common sense isn't as common as you think.

 

[Evilronald]

Keffals is under the impression that the United States government will allow prosecution or extradition of American citizens for violating Canadian hate speech laws. While I could see the current administration being in favor of that on a philosophical level, there’s no way they’d want to establish that precedent and have some of them be extradited for real crimes ie arms dealing, human trafficking, or money laundering in Eastern Europe.

 

[bixbycr]

Which one of you is Andy Ngo?

We are all Andy

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Didn’t see anyone post this. I don’t think Bobposting is a doctor.
(A)

 

[Dirty Larry]

You can access it for $200 on his Patreon

Keffals and his own stupidity are the root cause of all of his problems

 

[Pee Cola]

You can access it for $200 on his Patreon

Not only is Keffals grifting trannies and grooming victims, he's also grifting a-logs. For a former member of the Communist Party of Canada, he seems to be awfully good at monetization.

We are all Andy

Maybe the real Andy is the friends we made along the way.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

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Didn’t see anyone post this. I don’t think Bobposting is a doctor.
(A)

I thought the tweet was fake, Keffals?

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Keffals, a word of advice.

Maybe if trolls are calling your phone constantly, don't confirm that they have the right number and that it bothers you? Just some common sense you don't seem to have, since you've also confirmed that whatever they did to find it will probably work again.

The point is to be visibly upset so the pity points stream down from the heavens.
Ignoring the trolls and avoiding the Farms is easy, but then so is profiting from the attention. First he asked for legal fees, then that turned into buying a house. And that was just after having the RCMP show up after he got impersonated; imagine how much money he can make waging war against those evil gossiping forum users while getting a bunch of gullible idiots to stand outside of Cloudflare's office Chanology style.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Keffals is under the impression that the United States government will allow prosecution or extradition of American citizens for violating Canadian hate speech laws. While I could see the current administration being in favor of that on a philosophical level, there’s no way they’d want to establish that precedent and have some of them be extradited for real crimes ie arms dealing, human trafficking, or money laundering in Eastern Europe.

worse, Keffals is under the impression that the sole dream team of incompetence that would put most national governments to shame for dysfunction is going to get KF off the internet.

 

[LikeAStone]

Fat man dedicates 7 hour stream to Farms imploding

Yes. We’re the ones imploding.

 

[0 0]

"[Kiwifarms] loves me!"

You're genuinely right, Keffals. I haven't been this addicted to seeing a lolcow go completely nuclear my entire time being here.

 

[Zirnwyb]

I could've gone this entire stream without noticing, and now I can't stop noticing.

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The stray hairs by his chin make it look like he's trying to grow a wispy pube beard too.

 

[Evilronald]

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Didn’t see anyone post this. I don’t think Bobposting is a doctor.
(A)

I didn’t realize doctors prescribed bath tub hormones. Does the Canadian version of the FDA do home visits to certify the quality of these bath tub recipes?

 

[SFINAE]

I really did not expect this when Baked said "Lolcow Uprising".

 

[Heaven's Night]

I want to say a lot of stuff but why in the everloving FUCK is he so greasy? Go take a shower, Lucas, for fuck's sake. If one were to wring his pillow cases the oil crisis would be solved in a minute.

Sneed.