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[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Nothing probably turns Kevin on anymore, but I’m guessing he started off as a pretty straightforwardly straight man. The fetishes are pure performance and cope.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Nothing probably turns Kevin on anymore, but I’m guessing he started off as a pretty straightforwardly straight man. The fetishes are pure performance and cope.

He was raised by 4chan /b/ after his father died when Kev was what, 14? and mother left him to Nanny Internet. He might have started out as a "pretty straightforwardly straight man" but that period must have been fairly short.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

He was raised by 4chan /b/ after his father died when Kev was what, 14? and mother left him to Nanny Internet. He might have started out as a "pretty straightforwardly straight man" but that period must have been fairly short.

Okay, straight boy

 

[Mr Snoid]

He's a 12 year old. He's THAT 12 year old, the one you remember from school. The kid whose name made girls go "EEEWWWWW!"

Gross stuff endlessly fascinates and amuses him. The nastier, the better. Because he's 12.

He chortled about the "WICKED dump" he took in an occupied ladies restroom.
He says discharges from his front hole are delectable. He's disappointed he can't lap them at the source.
He's annoyed when his farts take the circuitous route through his cooch.
He bragged about letting a wall-eyed Stimpy blorp down his throat.

10 to 1 the windowpane on the other side of those blinds is frosted with his boogers.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

He's a 12 year old. He's THAT 12 year old, the one you remember from school. The kid whose name made girls go "EEEWWWWW!"

Gross stuff endlessly fascinates and amuses him. The nastier, the better. Because he's 12.

He chortled about the "WICKED dump" he took in an occupied ladies restroom.
He says discharges from his front hole are delectable. He's disappointed he can't lap them at the source.
He's annoyed when his farts take the circuitous route through his cooch.
He bragged about letting a wall-eyed Stimpy blorp down his throat.

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10 to 1 the windowpane on the other side of those blinds is frosted with his boogers.

Frank Zappa could just as easily been documenting the tranchers when he wrote Let's Make the Water Turn Black. To paraphrase:

Kevryn saves his pneumies on a window in his room
A marvel to be seen, dysentery green
While Phillip and his buddies had a game out in the back
Let's make the tarp barn turn black

We see them on the tranch in a world of their own
To some it might seem creepy what they do
The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night
I bet you'd do the same if they was you

 

[stupid frog]

He was raised by 4chan /b/ after his father died when Kev was what, 14? and mother left him to Nanny Internet. He might have started out as a "pretty straightforwardly straight man" but that period must have been fairly short.

reminder he cried to his mom every day over the school phone

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin would probably run from a drone like it was a swarm of murder hornets. His combover looks like it's spread out to its last month of coverage before going see-through.

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They're going to have to give him a massive pair of hooters if they are to stick out over that enormous belly:

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevryn's current mood: Pot Belly Railing

Or maybe he's just started his "I identify as pregnant" arc. To be followed by his "Totally gonna get a heckin' abortion in 2022" arc.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevryn's current mood: Pot Belly Railing

Or maybe he's just started his "I identify as pregnant" arc. To be followed by his "Totally gonna get a heckin' abortion in 2022" arc.

They have plenty of cats, I reckon.

 

[no ledge]

New selfie, that skin
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Frank Zappa could just as easily been documenting the tranchers when he wrote Let's Make the Water Turn Black. To paraphrase:

Kevryn saves his pneumies on a window in his room
A marvel to be seen, dysentery green
While Phillip and his buddies had a game out in the back
Let's make the tarp barn turn black

We see them on the tranch in a world of their own
To some it might seem creepy what they do
The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night
I bet you'd do the same if they was you

Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day, Jenny helping Kevvy helping eat those poots away.

and all the while on the shelves in the shed, Kevvies little toys on display


.. fuck you're right.
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is that webcomic the one that did the "new guy" meme?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day, Jenny helping Kevvy helping eat those poots away.

and all the while on the shelves in the shed, Kevvies little toys on display


.. fuck you're right.
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is that webcomic the one that did the "new guy" meme?

I thought that at first too because the style is similarly shit. But no. "New guy" meme comic artist tranny is Mallorie Jessica Udischas, aka sweetbeans99.

 

[no ledge]

I thought that at first too because the style is similarly shit. But no. "New guy" meme comic artist tranny is Mallorie Jessica Udischas, aka sweetbeans99.

Lol, so a corollary to the AGP smirk is a mediocre web comic.

 

[Luigi McPizza]

If Kevin kept up with the Farms a little better, he'd know what that nose ring does in long shots.

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The head of the guy on the left looks tiny like if someone poorly photoshopped it.

 

[Mr Snoid]

I noticed the dog in the posse pic looks ashamed to be a trancher, lol.

They're going to have to give him a massive pair of hooters if they are to stick out over that enormous belly:

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The lady's built for it.
Kevin's flappy feet will keep him upright even if they drop medicine balls down his shirt.

Frank Zappa could just as easily been documenting the tranchers when he wrote Let's Make the Water Turn Black. To paraphrase:

Kevryn saves his pneumies on a window in his room
A marvel to be seen, dysentery green
While Phillip and his buddies had a game out in the back
Let's make the tarp barn turn black

We see them on the tranch in a world of their own
To some it might seem creepy what they do
The neighbors on the right sat and watched them every night
I bet you'd do the same if they was you

HAW, that's great!
Also uncanny, because Kevin has always reminded me of a chapter from a book I read long ago, The Real Frank Zappa Book. Frank wrote about a pair of ebulliently stupid brothers who inspired the LMtWTB song, proto-Beavises who like to play with their emissions (sound familiar?).

Spoiler: Boogers from Hell (excerpt)

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

If Ronnie and Kenny had grown up during Current Era, they would have trooned out and been part of the Kevin/Shiteater/Phil polycule, while continuing to develop "emission-based permacultures" with Crazy Jarod.

 

[NotFatChild]

I think it’s time this thread was reminded that “Kathryn” once looked like this:
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Fair to look upon? Not exactly, but not the face of a person totally un-respectable. This is the face of a person that has been lost to us; swallowed by the am hole

if he worked out, got rid of that disgusting beard or at least trimmed it, and cleaned his face - he may have even reached 'above average.'

which is a shame, because its funny imagining chad kevin, which is no longer a even a remote possibility.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Hitchcock arc when?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Hitchcock arc when?

There's plenty of Nococks and a Hiscock, aren't those enough?

 

[UncleDaddy]

I come back from the dead and immediately see that cringe group picture? Truly, I am in hell.

Also, why the hell do all of these gender special people refuse to shave their armpits? Like, I get that shaved armpits is a societal norm and invented by Big Razor in the 1920's or whatever, but these people seem like they also don't believe in putting deodorant on.

 

[ten dollars off]

I come back from the dead and immediately see that cringe group picture? Truly, I am in hell.

Also, why the hell do all of these gender special people refuse to shave their armpits? Like, I get that shaved armpits is a societal norm and invented by Big Razor in the 1920's or whatever, but these people seem like they also don't believe in putting deodorant on.

What I find amusing is when troons embrace aesthetic or behavioral choices that would be subversive or edgy when performed by a woman, but uninteresting as a man. Hairy armpits? Having people call them daddy or wearing shirts with daddy-related slogans? Being a firearm enthusiast and playing commando on your barren land? Countercultural when done by a woman. Doesn't quite hit the same when they're just a man in drag.