DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[deez_nuts]

Didn't phil say this was the last one? hes probably going around cleaning other closets for money now

 

[FamicomGorby]

So how big of a financial crunch is he gonna need to be in to do a Fhet Khet reveal?

Comon Dave, having a fat wife isn't that big a deal, just look at Doug Walker's wife.

You wouldn't even have to retcon your comments about her looking like a swimsuit model, just look at the fabulous Tess Holiday.

I do wonder what the end of the Dave/Kat relationship is gonna look like. It's basically held together by convenience and inertia with neither party really striving for more and pretty much satisfied to let the status quo go on forever. They barely leave the house together, probably sleep in separate rooms most of the time, don't even eat together a lot. I feel a real test for a relationship is having to spend time together in some sort of confined situation, such as on an extended trip. Like when my brother took his girlfriend on a three week road trip across the country and she didn't wanna kill him at the end, that's how I knew they'd probably end up getting married, which did happen. This might be why some relationships fall apart literally at the honeymoon since for some people it's the first time they've been forced into close proximity with their partner for an extended period of time. Dave and Kat have never had to deal with that kind of intimacy, especially since Dave can't stop getting WWEC pulls to take Kat on a trip anywhere.

 

[Lord_Point]

Please tell me the closet streams are done now..

EDIT: Just read the marathon thread and apparently he's doing another one soon. Fucking how?! That closet is tiny! he's been cleaning it for over 10 hours! how has he got more shit to pull outta there. He has to be putting things in there on his off day.

Every closet in his house is probably filled to the brim with decades old shit and his chairs keep paying to see him autistically shout "WHaTs In The bOx! Its ehmpty! tuhuh!"

Bonus for him is he doesn't have to play video games one day a week, so get ready for at least half a year of cleaning with the cunt.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Every closet in his house is probably filled to the brim with decades old shit and his chairs keep paying to see him autistically shout "WHaTs In The bOx! Its ehmpty! tuhuh!"

Bonus for him is he doesn't have to play video games one day a week, so get ready for at least half a year of cleaning with the cunt.

Which is exactly why he's negotiating his legacy to keep going. Phil has just as much contempt for playing video games as he does so many other normal aspects of life, so anything that gets him away from it, while being profitable and low-effort, is on the table. Oh, and doesn't have the camera leaving that room, ever. He could milk the rest of the condo, easily, but he thinks that if he keeps that closet in frame, no one will know that it's but a fraction of his embarrassing collection of crap.

He is wrong, of course.

 

[Balr0g]

Every closet in his house is probably filled to the brim with decades old shit and his chairs keep paying to see him autistically shout "WHaTs In The bOx! Its ehmpty! tuhuh!"

Bonus for him is he doesn't have to play video games one day a week, so get ready for at least half a year of cleaning with the cunt.

It's not even cleaning. It's more like "Open box, tell autisitc story, put back in box, closet is full again" Imagine if Phil keels over and at that point he is single. No relative to inherit the content of the entire Snort fort. What then? Seattle gets a house full with old stuff. Heck they could turn the Wakhando into a museum called "the belognings of The Guy" and a procession of dent heads would come and pay their respect to their leader

 

[Optimus Prime]

It was the SoK/Jaha

Das was a casual detractor, went on the SoKast a few times. One day Jaha (a guy from Phil's FGC days) called in and was shitting on Phil and telling embarrasing stories about him. At one point in the SoKast, they joked about prank calling Phil. Das called in and began to whiteknight for Phil, saying that these hypothetical prank calls were taking it too far. Real faggot shit. From then on he turned white knight and began to make excuses for Phil's behavior. He had a "debate" with Fred Fuchs in which he proves himself to be a massive faggot and eventually gets caught in some lies. He defends the Project 7 scam, says Phil has changed and he's positive now dood! Das has this like father figure mentality about Phil and he loved to stroke his mental cock on the King of Hate forums. You can read his posts and they sound like Phil speak. Pretty sure Phil stole some of his speaking mannerisms from Das.

Anyway Das had his own scam saga where he used charity donations for his deceased Gmod friend Kitty0706 to pay his taxes. He supposedly, eventually payed back for the donations in full months later, but afaik no one has seen receipts. Scammers gotta stick together right?

His paypigging as Pastryarchy began in 2017

EDIT:

Das is a brony : https://dasboschitt.blogspot.com/2011/10/das-bo-schitt-brony.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcrs5bjgPrM

This is the first I'm hearing that DasBoSchitt was even involved as this, let alone one of the more notable paypigs.

Used to follow his animations with the Idiot Box series on Youtube for a time.

Absolute bummer to hear he's a suck-up to Phil, seriously would have thought Das had more sense than to back somebody who just radiates as much toxicity as the pig. And even MORESO to learn he fucking exploited Kitty0706's death in such a disgusting manner.

I think the only amusing part of all this is Das at least has animation skills, which means he has employable skills. As we know, Phil doesn't even have THAT.

Which is exactly why he's negotiating his legacy to keep going. Phil has just as much contempt for playing video games as he does so many other normal aspects of life, so anything that gets him away from it, while being profitable and low-effort, is on the table. Oh, and doesn't have the camera leaving that room, ever. He could milk the rest of the condo, easily, but he thinks that if he keeps that closet in frame, no one will know that it's but a fraction of his embarrassing collection of crap.

He is wrong, of course.

What's hilarious is Phil's own paranoia and misanthropy troll him there. He wants low effort content? Get out of the fucking house and show off Washington - the fucker claimed the air was a major reason for moving there because it was good for his back somehow, yet he never seems to partake in it.

That's how lazy Phil is - he can't even be bothered to walk out of his house and go somewhere and just blab at a camera about what's around him (also because he is stupid and doesn't know anything). There are so many Youtubers whose careers are just going around to places and talking about them - Justin Scarred, Tim Tracker, Adam the Woo, etc. - but the difference is that they have an actual passion for this kind of shit.

Phil doesn't. He is probably the single least ambitious man I've ever seen alive - all the dude wants is money to be handed to him so he can sit on his ass playing sweaty man jpg bejeweled while guzzling shitty alcohol. That's it, he actively shows distain for doing literally anything else during the day if it isn't being the dancing monkey playing video games poorly for actual retards online. Including improving his show because that involves money NOT going to Scopley's wallet.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I just realized it while reading posts on this and the previous page but his Getting Out of the Closet streams are in essence no different than his very old "vlahg-style" videos that he used to do. You know which ones I'm talking about, that shit started back when he still used the darksydephil channel. Back then it was impossible to mahnetize gaming videos on YT so he just waddled around the CTKhando pointing his camera at every banal household item or stupid overpriced knickknack he bought. He kept doing those well into the WAKhando years because it was as easy as turning on the camera, pointing it at something dumb like a styrofoam cup but with some stupid as seen on TV gimmick, bloviating for 10+ minutes about it, then getting some quick'n'easy adrev as a consequence.

The most notable difference between those videos (besides ones being AHN DEMAND videos and the others livestreamed) is that in the old vlahg videos you had to deal with him holding a camera in his hand and swaying aggressively left and right like a 15th century drunken Portuguese sailor on deck of a caravel heading to the New World, while with the cleanout schtreems you have to deal with looking at a pale ghoulish man.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

He’s just trolling. He’s very aware that his fans don’t care at all…he’s just too prideful to simply admit that he plays and spends big money on it.

Mate if he admits that he plays and spends big money his whole ‘need money for bills and I really need support for my day off’ shtick is done for.

Believe it or not there’s still supporting dents that fully believe him and are under full pignosis.

I’m talking about the average member and YouTube watcher and not the whales

 

[actually]

What's the link between Das and Pastryarchy?

They're one and the same. Check the fan thread.

 

[Snortack623]

at least tevin is back

 

[architects]

Mate if he admits that he plays and spends big money his whole ‘need money for bills and I really need support for my day off’ shtick is done for.

Believe it or not there’s still supporting dents that fully believe him and are under full pignosis.

I’m talking about the average member and YouTube watcher and not the whales

Yea, but the whales are the only ones that really matter….they’ll still tip….and still gift memberships to give the impression that he’s ok….and mods will censor anyone that goes too far. Some of the actual retards might buy it…but I think that’s the minority.

 

[Elescondido]

So how big of a financial crunch is he gonna need to be in to do a Fhet Khet reveal?

Comon Dave, having a fat wife isn't that big a deal, just look at Doug Walker's wife.

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You wouldn't even have to retcon your comments about her looking like a swimsuit model, just look at the fabulous Tess Holiday.

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I do wonder what the end of the Dave/Kat relationship is gonna look like. It's basically held together by convenience and inertia with neither party really striving for more and pretty much satisfied to let the status quo go on forever. They barely leave the house together, probably sleep in separate rooms most of the time, don't even eat together a lot. I feel a real test for a relationship is having to spend time together in some sort of confined situation, such as on an extended trip. Like when my brother took his girlfriend on a three week road trip across the country and she didn't wanna kill him at the end, that's how I knew they'd probably end up getting married, which did happen. This might be why some relationships fall apart literally at the honeymoon since for some people it's the first time they've been forced into close proximity with their partner for an extended period of time. Dave and Kat have never had to deal with that kind of intimacy, especially since Dave can't stop getting WWEC pulls to take Kat on a trip anywhere.

To add more authistic speculation , i wonder if they real reason why they dont go out eating anymore is that they can't stand having to spend time together ? the question would be if it's mutual or not

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

That closet is tiny! he's been cleaning it for over 10 hours! how has he got more shit to pull outta there

Well he said himself it's basically a walk in closet right? That thing must be huge dood, fit for a king and his throne (gout chair) and robes (cat pissed stained dusty vests).

Anyway, I think it's important to consider the possibility with Phil that he's just not using the junk from what ever is in his closest, he could just as easily waddle around snort fort looking for shit in other nooks and crannies that he's found around the house, put them aside for later and then just say "woah guis you'll never believe what I just found" and rinse and repeat, honestly this has proven to be some of the most brain dead easy mode content, why just stop at one more right?

He could even do another one in another closet (and not even have the camera facing it at all, he would just have to walk to and from the closet each time with different stuff) or try and milk some potential garage cleanout, and I can guarantee you he'll dangle a carrot for the longest time before he will let that one happen, as he'd do a lot of preparation beforehand so he can remove anything that might "hurt his family".

Believe it or not there’s still supporting dents that fully believe him and are under full pignosis.

There are, but that number has always been rather small, maybe less so pre bank leaks and even before we knew about the line app, but it's clear as day that his supporters really couldn't give a damn what he spends his income on, or how much he begs, because once the money is in his paypal, the dents have been satisfied and they have no reason to suddenly feel like they've been deceived by him or something, those sort of supporters saw through Phil's true colours years ago, the ones around now don't let his demeanour phase them, in fact seeing Phil behave a certain way validates these people giving money to him.

They either know Phil's grift very well from the get go or never really been under his pignosis trance in the first place because they're too ignorant to search for Phil lore elsewhere and question that he's an addict/self-destructive individual.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

So how big of a financial crunch is he gonna need to be in to do a Fhet Khet reveal?

Comon Dave, having a fat wife isn't that big a deal, just look at Doug Walker's wife.

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You wouldn't even have to retcon your comments about her looking like a swimsuit model, just look at the fabulous Tess Holiday.

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I do wonder what the end of the Dave/Kat relationship is gonna look like. It's basically held together by convenience and inertia with neither party really striving for more and pretty much satisfied to let the status quo go on forever. They barely leave the house together, probably sleep in separate rooms most of the time, don't even eat together a lot. I feel a real test for a relationship is having to spend time together in some sort of confined situation, such as on an extended trip. Like when my brother took his girlfriend on a three week road trip across the country and she didn't wanna kill him at the end, that's how I knew they'd probably end up getting married, which did happen. This might be why some relationships fall apart literally at the honeymoon since for some people it's the first time they've been forced into close proximity with their partner for an extended period of time. Dave and Kat have never had to deal with that kind of intimacy, especially since Dave can't stop getting WWEC pulls to take Kat on a trip anywhere.

This made me smile as Doug is a piece of garbage and really not any more talented than Phil

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

This made me smile as Doug is a piece of garbage and really not any more talented than Phil

Nuh-uh. The nostalgia critic is peak ironic entertainment. A BBBAAAATTTT CREDDIIIITTTT CAAAAARDD?!?!? Funniest shit. He also works as legit entertainment if you're below the age of 14. I also semi-enjoy Doug talking about movies out of character. His brother fucking sucks tho.

 

[PieceofShet]

This made me smile as Doug is a piece of garbage and really not any more talented than Phil

Doug is very talented. You can call him many things but you cant say "not any more talented than dsp".

I didnt know his wife is this big tho.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Doug is very talented

holy shit no

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[MAWBD]

Mate if he admits that he plays and spends big money his whole ‘need money for bills and I really need support for my day off’ shtick is done for.

Believe it or not there’s still supporting dents that fully believe him and are under full pignosis.

I’m talking about the average member and YouTube watcher and not the whales

Average member and YT watcher? How many of those he has? 5? 6? There is maybe 15-20 active chat members at one time for about 250ish viewers, how many of those are non troll fans? Pigroach is only maintained by a very small number of whales. His 50 bit bitches are gone.

 

[Snortack623]

Nuh-uh. The nostalgia critic is peak ironic entertainment. A BBBAAAATTTT CREDDIIIITTTT CAAAAARDD?!?!? Funniest shit. He also works as legit entertainment if you're below the age of 14. I also semi-enjoy Doug talking about movies out of character. His brother fucking sucks tho.

a hobo on the corner is more talented than dsp

 

[Organized Derailment]

It's officially Gin o'clock now

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It's always gin o'clock somewhere.