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Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Too bad nobody cares about that loser other than the idiots that want to believe the crap he puts out. They should’ve used a harder milkshake imo, finish the job
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Alright I gotta ask
What is with Indian / Pakistani dudes simping for troons? Is it a bobs and vagene thing or what because I see it all over social media.
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It was way more complicated than that.
Plus the typical woman who made it to adulthood in the Middle Ages cranked out like 10 kids, so there must have been some sex happening.
I've Seen Some Shit
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Canada isn't even real.
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With Indian men any hole is a goal
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Instead of a Children’s crusade, it is a crusade against children.
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Poos and Pakis have a longer and more complicated history with troons than westerners do. Hijras were mentioned in the Kama Sutra, and they have long been recognized by the various governments. I don’t really have an issue with it because the Poos have a right to their own culture. As long as globohomo doesn’t bring it to the west.
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The genetic evidence is crystal clear; you have twice as many female ancestors as males.
If you're not mathematically inclined, what that means is your average male ancestor had two children to two different women, and your average female ancestor had at least one child.
Not everything that sounds unusual is a left-tard conspiracy to turn you into a homo. You're already naturally wired up to be a sex crazed turbo-fag, it's only with Christian ethical maxims have an elect few humans managed to stop butt-fucking each other. I mean, take a look what has happened to America as soon as pagan morality returned? Take a look at literally any third world culture, they're all raging homosexuals precisely because of the fact that only a select few men have legitimate mating opportunities. The rest have to contend themselves with playing pretend and gratifying their sexual instincts some other way. In Mexico, its considered more or less normal to fuck donkeys. In the Mohammedan world, goats are prime fucking material.
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Tweets like this are only making me more certain than this whole Swatting thing was a psyop made by Lucas and some of his cronies. It has given him money and attention, the two things he craves the most, it was even covered in TV which speaks volumes about of the Canadian media if the crocodile tears of some terminally online tranny are considered important. Of course, keep in mind that I don't think he came up with this plan himself, he was just the frontman because of his wider audience and more public persona.
But like the fucking retard he is, he is now saying that wants to meet up with people in Europe now, when a couple of days ago he was also saying he was going to join the protests in front of the CloudFlare HQ and yet he is in "hiding" because he "fears" for his life, he is afraid that the Feeder King (or Queen, if you believe Lucas) will send his legions of transphobes against him.
Get real, Lucas. Your own hubris will be your downfall and you will never be a real woman.
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If Lucas pulls an Ethan Ralph and gets his ass kicked by Muslims in Europe I don't know if my sides can take it bro.
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He already gets attention through this thread, which is one of the fastest growing threads.
As a member of the audience I would say a sub-forum would make the main thread more readable again:
- Too much sperging about general tranny topics and politics (-> keep that shit to the threads made for these topics)
- Too many other lolcows seem to appear (-> a thread for a Keffals lolcow uprising)
- Too many orbiters (-> threads for mayor orbiters themselves and/or a general orbiter thread)
- Too many posts of reactions on Keffals tweets (-> could become an own thread)
- Move the two threads for nigglers and wigglers and whatnot into the sub-forum
- We could do a thread for all the media coverage Keffals gets
- Keffals main thread should focus on Keffals only. His streams, his twitter account, his GFM, etc.
I guees there a enough different topics for different threads to justify a sub-forum. A lot of information is drowing in this thread now. Like all the information about Keffals mods who have been doxed.
At least it should be considered to do a Keffals sub-forum in the near future if the thread keeps on moving that fast.
He Found Captain Winky
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We should be getting some good milk later when Lucas emerges from the pile or Taco Bell wrappers, pizza boxes and empty bags of doritos he fell asleep in.
It’s like Christmas in July everyday with our favourite MALE cow.
It’s like Christmas in July everyday with our favourite MALE cow.
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Now, that this thread reached over 1000 pages I am happy to conclude that I have enough data to introduce my series of True and Honest scientific theorems, which I dubbed "The Keffals Theorems". They the go as follow, with evidence:
1st Keffals Theorem
Statement: By the ammont of Keffals' tard rage you can predict the scale of his future fails.
Proof: Feeling that Mango Ranch is after his sorry ass, Lucas desperately tard rages at Sturdust, and then proceeds to be drivven out of his house and hotel.
2nd Keffals Theorem
Statement: Any harm Keffals inflicts\wishes was inflicted on others backfires at him with greater intencity.
Proof: Bans Destiny on Twitch, gets banned there himself. Wishes someone to be swatted, gets swatter, etc.
3rd Keffals Theorem
Axiom: Any win Keffals scores, with intense gloating on his part, will be proceeded with incredible fail.
4th Keffals Theorem
Axiom: There is no such fail that Keffals won't try to claim to be a victory on his part.
1st Keffals Theorem
Statement: By the ammont of Keffals' tard rage you can predict the scale of his future fails.
Proof: Feeling that Mango Ranch is after his sorry ass, Lucas desperately tard rages at Sturdust, and then proceeds to be drivven out of his house and hotel.
2nd Keffals Theorem
Statement: Any harm Keffals inflicts\wishes was inflicted on others backfires at him with greater intencity.
Proof: Bans Destiny on Twitch, gets banned there himself. Wishes someone to be swatted, gets swatter, etc.
3rd Keffals Theorem
Axiom: Any win Keffals scores, with intense gloating on his part, will be proceeded with incredible fail.
4th Keffals Theorem
Axiom: There is no such fail that Keffals won't try to claim to be a victory on his part.
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I'll clarify - Ethan Ralph got his subforum because there were multiple threads being made for each event.
Keffals is doing one specific thing at a time that is easy to track. The thread being filled with "wow lol this tranny dumb" posts does not, in my singular opinion, justify an entire subforum that gives Keffals an even bigger opportunity to grift.
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so far he's been so used to getting what he wanted that it wouldn't surprise anyone he'd want to spin an epic fail as a win
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Holy Shit Margaret Gel; Jaimas please tell me you have more clips of this weirdo. In 2014 I was barely a legal adult and had to share a family computer so I have no screenshots of this, but even as someone who didn’t give a shit about GG I kept seeing this person in drama on twitter. Amongst the things I remember her claiming are;Take a shot.
I know this clown.
So if you're familiar at all with "early" GG content, we had a bit of a wild west moment when it began, as a lot of the earliest and most prominent voices tended to peter out both fast and hard as they turned out to be complete speds (even by the staggering standards of GG). You all know about Brian Dunn, Mundane Matt, and how fast and hard Ethan Ralph ran aground, which is an interesting connection, because icze4r used to routinely run in the same goddamn circles. We weave an autistic web. One of the more odd things to happen was for "connected" individuals to show up as background fodder in GG circles, rarely actually doing or contributing anything of note, but somehow getting to act like they're hot shit. Probably the best-known examples of this shit were either ya boi King of Pol or Devi Ever.
Appropriately, there were none that Gel was closer to than Matt, which is ironic, because even Boulder Boy Jarbo had the common-sense to realize that Gel was a piece of shit and distance himself from her, which is fucking hilarious when you remember that the Ethan Ralph meltdown had not happened yet. it was tacitly clear very early on that they weren't really down with the cause so much as piggybacking onto it to enrich themselves, and a lot of people (justifiably) were wondering who the fuck this person is that they were getting into a bunch of major coverage angles without really doing anything. Much like Ever, what got Gel kicked out was a combination of factors, but ultimately boiled down to attempts to police discussion that tilted her way, and when people told her to fuck off, she kind of went off gloriously. IIRC Ralph actually covered her at one point, but not in any real detail because exposing specifics of what she'd been doing would have also fucking exposed what he was doing at the time.
Inevitably, ED took an interest, but a problem began because unlike a lot of other clowns covered by them in the past, Gel was smart enough to use a very different tactic for internet defense: Namely, clogging leads with nonsense. Gel has claimed to be everyone from better-known voice artists and musicians to semi-famous industry professionals working on video games, and, paired with her proclivity for setting up false flags, it functionally became impossible to verify a lot of her background. About the only thing that did come out was that she once did MLP Guro art under the handle Crookedtrees, when her email got leaked.
There's probably more lulz potential here if anyone went looking long or hard enough, but that would involve subjecting yourself to their Twitter feed, and they DFE constantly, so it's actually harder than you'd think to go spelunking there. About all you need to know is that they're a gigantic sped, to the degree that even Matt Jarbo and Ethan Ralph could see it, and reacted to being kicked out with all the dignity of Laurelai in a battered women's shelter.
-Being a half-black, half-Japanese “intersex female” with a foot long pseudo dick
-Being the victim of a sexually abusive family member and being traumatized by it, and yet also doing incest porn
-Claiming to be at least three different porn artists recognized in Brony circles and having done voice acting work
-Claiming to have a mommy dom GF
I’m willing to bet every detail of this losers life ever surrendered publicly is false.
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I really hate that these are the laws of physics around the cunt.
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I'm sure there's plenty of people that like what Andy writes. I think the issue is he'll cast what's going on as some big political culture war thing, just as the opposition has, and all that's really happening is that a bunch of chucklefucks (self included) are laughing at a troon on the Internet, and the troon is really REALLY REALLY mad with impotent troon tard rage.
At the end of the day, that's what this all boils down to. But for the swatting allegations, this is like every day that ends with day. Not everything is a seminal moment in human history.
And every street is a toilet.
Edit: Typo.
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Although I don't see how a sub-forum would give him a bigger oppurtunity to grift -or at least I wouldn't care because he grifts either way- I get your point with all the different events. If this is something to be considered to get an own sub-forum here than you are right.