Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Not even met in person and already talking about marriage. Cherie's Sockness Saga is truly underway.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Some ugly ass child molester calls Cherie pretty once and now she considers marrying him. Girl, I see that you yourself ain't supermodel but please, have some standards.

 

[The Milkman]

Stories need a beginning, a middle and an end. I've seen way too many of your films/videos and there's usually just a bunch of disjointed events after a brief intro to the characters. Sylvie needs an arc as the protagonist, but other characters also need arcs, and not just when they're starring in their own films. Side-characters need arcs. Villains need arcs.

This thread and the Connor Bible one always make me think about my own writing in a very critical way that I appreciate. Connor and Cynthia both have these allegedly sprawling concepts but end up, like you said, giving a few nonsensical vignettes before expecting everyone to understand how and why these characters are important.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I’ll be deeply horrified if Cherie manages to get pregnant.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

I’ll be deeply horrified if Cherie manages to get pregnant.

AI says it ain't that bad

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

AI says it ain't that bad
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Most babies look fine. It's when things start to grow and psychoses show up that you wind up with people that look like Cherie and her "boyfriend".

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Trust me, the kid’s appearance would be the last thing I was worried about. Cherie would probably barter it away in Fiverr. And that’s assuming it didn’t turn out like Luna Ramirez because she was too busy remaking the first Wogglebug movie again to seek medical oversight. t’d basically be I Am Sam but a horror movie.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I’ll be deeply horrified if Cherie manages to get pregnant.

Spoiler: Looks like someone got cucked

 

[Smegma Gaming]

Bet this guy smells like pure shit, also looks like someone to have a midlife crisis troon out. (Wouldn't be surprised considering his degenerate nature.)


Also whilst I've been away me and the boys have made $5600 churning out the Wogglebug plushies and DVDs, we're going BIG!

Remember to DM me, also I can't wait for Cherie's new Beetle Princess film to make me boatloads of cash

 

[Picklechu]

The total lack of emotion, not to mention the fact she's reading this off a screen, just gives it this really surreal vibe.

Cherie! Don't give him any money and the first time you meet him it needs to be in a public place. Judging by his photo he looks like a serial killer. Just be careful out there.

Cherie won't be allowed to answer the door when he comes over, so she'll be safe.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Bet this guy smells like pure shit, also looks like someone to have a midlife crisis troon out. (Wouldn't be surprised considering his degenerate nature.)
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Also whilst I've been away me and the boys have made $5600 churning out the Wogglebug plushies and DVDs, we're going BIG!

Remember to DM me, also I can't wait for Cherie's new Beetle Princess film to make me boatloads of cash

His hand is wet and I don’t think it’s from washing his hands…

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Bet this guy smells like pure shit, also looks like someone to have a midlife crisis troon out. (Wouldn't be surprised considering his degenerate nature.)
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Also whilst I've been away me and the boys have made $5600 churning out the Wogglebug plushies and DVDs, we're going BIG!

Remember to DM me, also I can't wait for Cherie's new Beetle Princess film to make me boatloads of cash

That legitimately looks like a bathroom in a halfway house or asylum, maybe a very sterile public toilet. The idea of, what appears to be a man in his late 40s/early 50s, taking a ‘surprise UwU’ selfie in a public bathroom is…fairly disturbing. And that’s ignoring the wet hands and mullet.

 

[Puddleduck]

Cynthia, as we all know, will eventually end up in a group home. Dating a man who's in some kind of institution feels like a nice stepping stone toward acceptance.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The idea of, what appears to be a man in his late 40s/early 50s, taking a ‘surprise UwU’ selfie in a public bathroom is…fairly disturbing. And that’s ignoring the wet hands and mullet.

Yeah that's the really offputting part of this. Normally you'd do this at home and try to at least look your best. Here he's literally doing it in the only place that has a mirror.

Also he's really repulsive looking. There's something... off about this guy. I'm not talking autism as I'm pretty sure he has that. No. I mean he's missing something that makes us "human". He's not quite into the uncanny valley but there's an almost... visceral repulsion to his face. I can't describe it other than it feels like there's nobody there.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

It probably doesn’t help you and the rest of us already knew him as “that fuck trying to catfish/take advantage of/do God knows what to a badly impaired woman.” It’s kind of like the serial killer/child molester “look.” Usually it’s less a matter of their actual appearance so much as our perception being coloured by what they’ve done.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I've given this topic much thought and I have come to the conclusion that it would spice up Wogglebug movies a lot if Wogglebug was skilled in knife-fighting.

With his 4 arms, he could quadruple wield knives. Just imagine the possibilities. He could shank 4 wankers at once. Or he could shank one wanker 4 times at once.

Also he's really repulsive looking. There's something... off about this guy. I'm not talking autism as I'm pretty sure he has that. No. I mean he's missing something that makes us "human". He's not quite into the uncanny valley but there's an almost... visceral repulsion to his face. I can't describe it other than it feels like there's nobody there.

I know what you mean, something about the way how the expression of his eyes and the fake smile make him look.
It just doesn't add up, it looks like a slasher grin from a legit psychopath that's faking human emotions. Badly.
The human brain is a pattern recognition machine and something about that guy just registers as "wrong". It's not just a dishonest or badly faked smile, there's something off about the way how he fakes the smile.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Must be a fan of Kay.

Don't insult Kay like that. At least when Kay's food kills you, she doesn't mean to. I'd feel safe in her house.

That legitimately looks like a bathroom in a halfway house or asylum, maybe a very sterile public toilet. The idea of, what appears to be a man in his late 40s/early 50s, taking a ‘surprise UwU’ selfie in a public bathroom is…fairly disturbing. And that’s ignoring the wet hands and mullet.

He was in a shopping centre toilet where he also probably washed his cock in the sink - guessing that explains his wet hands.

I know what you mean, something about the way how the expression of his eyes and the fake smile make him look.
It just doesn't add up, it looks like a slasher grin from a legit psychopath that's faking human emotions. Badly.
The human brain is a pattern recognition machine and something about that guy just registers as "wrong". It's not just a dishonest or badly faked smile, there's something off about the way how he fakes the smile.

He has icy soulless eyes and a "smile" that doesn't reach them. This is definitely a weirdo through and through, the only speculation left is to what extent and how sinister it may be.

To me his interaction with Cherie is not gross due to the attractiveness or lack thereof of the people involved, but the dynamics of it all. Maybe this is considered an outdated way of thinking, but flirting with or being sexual with a very disabled and stunted person feels completely unnatural and predatory, similar to an adult flirting with a child. It grosses me out on a deep level.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Bet this guy smells like pure shit, also looks like someone to have a midlife crisis troon out. (Wouldn't be surprised considering his degenerate nature.)

Please stop posting these horrible fake photos. I am sure Cherie's boyfriend is very handsome and does not look at all like these images of a deformed maniac you people keep posting.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

To me his interaction with Cherie is not gross due to the attractiveness or lack thereof of the people involved, but the dynamics of it all. Maybe this is considered an outdated way of thinking, but flirting with or being sexual with a very disabled and stunted person feels completely unnatural and predatory, similar to an adult flirting with a child. It grosses me out on a deep level.

I’m now reminded of the trend of parents taking their mentally disabled sons (it’s always sons, funny that) to see prostitutes.

 

[s0mbra]

. Maybe this is considered an outdated way of thinking, but flirting with or being sexual with a very disabled and stunted person feels completely unnatural and predatory, similar to an adult flirting with a child. It grosses me out on a deep level.

Is it the same when both are equally developmentally disabled?
Cause I don't think this dude is playing with a full deck of cards either.

But I agree with everything said about this dude. He is exceptionally creepy. Also totally not Islamic talking about washing your cock in a public restroom and following that with "tips for the children yes"