DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
excited for a major new release, saints row "I don't know what it is, but it's called saints row". So he's super excited for this game he has no idea what it actually is.

So he doesn't know it's just saints row in name only, it's pretty much things that SR2. 3 and 4 made fun of in the form of what is being called a millennial power fantasy.

Oh I can't wait for the fake fanning of this...
 
So wait, Phil said yesterday that he felt bad for AJ, yet today he changes his mind and shit-talks him for a huge chunk of this therapy session? Really, this almost as good (if not better) than if AJ had filed a strike against Phil, since it proves that like everyone else that Phil claims has "wronged" him, they all live RENT FREE in Phil's pig brain.
 
He's awfully defensive because a viewer said "Didn't you threaten the same with AJ?" and Phil lost it.

Something about I didn't say I would take him down with copyright claims, but that he would take his channel down legally with evidence?

Huh? Bruh he's a fuckin shizo at this point. Goes from shit talking AJ, then half ass apologizing, and now we are here again?
 
just as I figured, phil wanted AJ to strike him so he can go on some tyriad about how mean and evil the detractors are and how nice he is cause he never struck down a detractor channel and "I've said it before if you want to make a this is how you don't play I was fine with it"

Phil, the Bizzaro thot, wanted drama that would give him attention cause, he's that pathetic and lonely, he didn't get it now he's going full on Veruca Salt (the original movie version, not the burton one or the 90's band). He hasn't had a good "And that hurt me" cry about the detractors since evil tevin drove his supermodel charismatic wife who clearly wanted to be there away from his Halloween stream.

wait no there was that one time where he "complimented" tevin on doing his own thing then got pissy eyes cause the same day tevin made a stream about him.

god phil, you really are one pathetic son of a bitch.
 
Man, Phil's in full petty bitch mode today
All because the react segment yesterday wasn't a resounding success, aka Phil didn't get enough money for pulls. So now he's basically manufacturing drama in order to try and salvage it all, and try and bait dents for the next one.

just as I figured, phil wanted AJ to strike him so he can go on some tyriad about how mean and evil the detractors are and how nice he is cause he never struck down a detractor channel and "I've said it before if you want to make a this is how you don't play I was fine with it"

Phil, the Bizzaro thot, wanted drama that would give him attention cause, he's that pathetic and lonely, he didn't get it now he's going full on Veruca Salt (the original movie version, not the burton one or the 90's band). He hasn't had a good "And that hurt me" cry about the detractors since evil tevin drove his supermodel charismatic wife who clearly wanted to be there away from his Halloween stream.

wait no there was that one time where he "complimented" tevin on doing his own thing then got pissy eyes cause the same day tevin made a stream about him.

god phil, you really are one pathetic son of a bitch.
A number of people (including me) thought that was the case, and lo and behold, Phil shows his hand when the thing fell apart.

But remember guys, he's not a drama streamer.
 
Phil pretending he was working so much he didn't have time to do chores. Don't get me wrong, I feel the pain of not having enough time; but there's also the concept of doing bite-size chunks and whittling it down over time. Sure, I'd prefer to be able to do 6 to 8 hours of housework and get a lot done; but instead I have to do about an hour or two on a day, and keep at it or it comes back. Phil doesn't need a life coach, he needs a tard wrangler equipped with a cattle prod.
 
Phil pretending he was working so much he didn't have time to do chores. Don't get me wrong, I feel the pain of not having enough time; but there's also the concept of doing bite-size chunks and whittling it down over time. Sure, I'd prefer to be able to do 6 to 8 hours of housework and get a lot done; but instead I have to do about an hour or two on a day, and keep at it or it comes back. Phil doesn't need a life coach, he needs a tard wrangler equipped with a cattle prod.

Translation: Phil is a lazy piece of shit, and is too much of a pussy to own it. So he's making excuses as to why he's a lazy piece of shit. I wonder if he's going to pull out the depression excuse.
 
I mean he can sum this closet messiness up instead of being a self-important narcissist faggot with:
"Things got out of hand because I bought a bunch of useless shit and threw it in a pile because I'm lazy"

But it's easier to explain it in 30 minutes to make it an elaborate story on how it's not his fault.
It's the trolls' fault that his house is so messy? I'm waiting to see if we're the actual cause of Phil's broken shower, the toilet handle (that I'm sure has now been memory-holed), and the broken vacuum.
 
Phil pretending he was working so much he didn't have time to do chores. Don't get me wrong, I feel the pain of not having enough time; but there's also the concept of doing bite-size chunks and whittling it down over time. Sure, I'd prefer to be able to do 6 to 8 hours of housework and get a lot done; but instead I have to do about an hour or two on a day, and keep at it or it comes back. Phil doesn't need a life coach, he needs a tard wrangler equipped with a cattle prod.
That shit's just crocodile tears. Fucker makes his own schedule, only gets money when his dents open their wallet, and complains that he has to work too much because his brain doesn't understand how his business model works. He could stream 4 days at 5 hours a pop and clear the same tips and memberships but then he'd have to live his depressing sad life pulling lootboxes for hogans :lit:
 
"The floor is clean, it's been vacuumed..."

Wtf? He was tying this in to his closet cleaning "event" as if he cleans the floor as frequently as he cleans out his closet. This dude eats all manner of garbage in that office and you mean to tell me he never vacuums the carpet? Please tell me that's not the case...

Big X, Phil. YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON YOUR CAPTURE CARD YESTERDAY. You probably vacuum like a five-year-old and just push shit around with the vacuum, rather than picking it up like an adult.
 
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