Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Good thing there’s plenty of Mediterranean and Asian restaurants nearby…

He is just piling it on at this point. Completely clueless.
 
I ask a question about how he’s gonna keep the dopamine flowing and he immediately answers. Good to know he thinks my jokes are great actual ideas. Let’s try this again- I bet ya keffals goes to Portugal with a murse and tries to find the cat boy bar, which every taxi driver will take you to (cause they know everything) for a modest fee.
 
Subway just down the highway
1. Why is he showing that he uses Uber Eats and eats at Subway?
2. If he is in danger and thinks he is being hacked why has he not established protocols with any and every service he uses?
(Change passwords, call the bank, call Uber, call CC and change it - do two factor?)

Also you are STILL not worth to commit a crime over by "hacking your uber".
Maybe you gave too many bad rating?
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FYI LUCAS, people here still don't care that you are trans. We don't care that you exist. We sit and document your attention hookering at this point.
Again PLENTY of trans people online yet YOU have a thread?

We all know the answer
attention
 
1. Why is he showing that he uses Uber Eats and eats at Subway?
2. If he is in danger and thinks he is being hacked why has he not established protocols with any and every service he uses?
(Change passwords, call the bank, call Uber, call CC and change it - do two factor?)

FYI LUCAS, people here still don't care that you are trans. We don't care that you exist. We sit and document your attention hookering at this point.
Again PLENTY of trans people online yet YOU have a thread?

We all know the answer
attention
He also would have known he could refuse to take the order and then call the credit card company to cancel his card.
 
Yes because Keffals have a high enough IQ to change his default language consistently everywhere just to throw you off.
Silence Keffals, it's time to answer for your crimes!

What do you have to say for yourself?! Did you ever even like horses to begin with, or was that a lie too?!

Keffals really should consider making an account to make fun of Keffals. He's looking pretty rough recently, it might help him unwind. 1160 pages can't be wrong, Lucas!
 
Did I miss something? Why the fuck is he going to Europe? I thought he was organizing a protest at Cloudflare HQ in San Francisco.
You haven't missed anything. The man is ~100K richer and just wants to enjoy some of the nice scenery abroad (I've heard that Sweden is nice around this time of year ;)). All completely related to Lucas's lawlsuit and relocation efforts, I assure you. No misappropriation of funds here.

The "network" Achmed works for is a third rate CBC wannabe. They were (and I think still are) Ontario only so they don't even go out to the whole country (though not 100% sure about that any more). He sure is a tough guy on twitter where he can get mods to suspend accounts of people he disagrees with.
It just so happens that Mr. Ahmar Khan was once employed by the CBC as a news reporter until he was fired in December of 2019 (A) for "leaking to a news site [Canadaland] that the network forced him to take down a tweet criticizing broadcaster Don Cherry and for homophobic and other disparaging remarks he was found to have posted on a private message group". It turns out that while working in the Manitoba newsroom, Khan had been unofficially branded as a "difficult colleague" and "clearly a pathological liar". Like many cows, he was stupid enough to remain logged in to his Twitter and WhatsApp accounts on one of the company's laptops that was shared between employees.

Here is a sample of some of the wholesome DMs and messages that, in part, lead to Ahmar Khan's initial termination:

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Performative SJW seething has always been the basis of his grift. When confronted about calling his work superiors "this assholes" (behold, his execrable command of he English language) he quickly pulled the "muh mental health" card.
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A veritable champion of the marginalized and the LGBTQ indeed.
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I can photoshop some pictures of Lucas into desi clothes if that is what you're into, Mr. Khan.

An arbitrator later ruled (A) that the CBC “acted improperly” in firing Ahmar Khan and that he was entitled to be reinstated for a minimum of four months or receive four months of compensation. As per his LinkedIn profile (A), Ahmar stayed with the CBC for another five months before jumping over to Global News in September of 2021. He was also recently taken on as an instructor at Carleton University's School of Journalism and Communications.

The black pill is that a 28 year old man (yes, he's actually not in his 40s like his profile pictures suggest), who has only ever produced articles that are not even worth the paper they are printed on, is now teaching aspiring Canadian journalists about the "craft". I like to think that most here on the farms would make far better journalists because we value integrity and producing works that are credible.

As for Ahmar, he had no business leaving his post at Timmy Ho's where the only thing he could have botched was a customer's "double-double".
Also, if Andy Ngo is paying attention to the Keffals drama, what are the chances he's working on a story about our intrepid heroes bathtub HRT to minors pipeline? That'd help stir the pot.
Maybe we can do Andy a solid and help him out by preparing a neatly packaged Press Kit™ outlining Keffals' recent Internet activities and all of his good deeds.
 
He probably legitimately ordered all that stuff on UberEats and is pulling one of those stunts where he both tries to get free food by claiming he was hacked and garner sympathy from more gullible retards.

Never doubt that. Quite the opposite. As long as Ubereats doesn't confirm that his account got hacked I am not going to believe that Lucas got hacked. And still if they would confirm the hack it wouldn't rule out the possibility that one of Lucas' associates pulled off the "hack".
 
1. Why is he showing that he uses Uber Eats and eats at Subway?
2. If he is in danger and thinks he is being hacked why has he not established protocols with any and every service he uses?
(Change passwords, call the bank, call Uber, call CC and change it - do two factor?)

Also you are STILL not worth to commit a crime over by "hacking your uber".

FYI LUCAS, people here still don't care that you are trans. We don't care that you exist. We sit and document your attention hookering at this point.
Again PLENTY of trans people online yet YOU have a thread?

We all know the answer
attention
Most trans people just to try live their lives normally I assume and for the most part aren’t bothered.


Terminally online drama queens like Lucas who grooms kids and demands everyone bow to his fantasies get documented and ridiculed.
 
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Good thing there’s plenty of Mediterranean and Asian restaurants nearby…

He is just piling it on at this point. Completely clueless.
So he's just eating the food like fucking Mersh does. :story:

Can't wait for the episode of my 600 pound life featuring lucas with that iconic sad music playing over him explaining how he's 750 pounds because those dang dirty trolls ordered him 20k calories of ubereats a day.
 
Got to be honest, I know how companies like Cloudflare always seem to fold over stuff like this so I'm going to be a bit annoyed if the site gets nuked because of these insane people and their hyper online nature.

Is there any backup in the works for Kiwifarms or other contingency plans if the worst comes to the worst?
No, the site won’t be nuked. The farms deals with shit like this all the time and CloudFlare employees are getting pissed at all the people demanding they drop the kiwifarms. Nothings gonna happen, it’s just a desperate attempt from Lucas’ cult.
 
Got to be honest, I know how companies like Cloudflare always seem to fold over stuff like this so I'm going to be a bit annoyed if the site gets nuked because of these insane people and their hyper online nature.

Is there any backup in the works for Kiwifarms or other contingency plans if the worst comes to the worst?
Read Null's August 2022 Comms Check.
 
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