Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[WhoBusTank69]

I'm beginning to wonder if these not-quite-carefully-framed-enough shots are intentional because this is the second time.

Wouldn't be surprised. He treats his followers like retards and if anyone calls him out he'll just say they're victim-blaming trolls.

 

[Troll Patrol]

So he's just eating the food like fucking Mersh does.

Can't wait for the episode of my 600 pound life featuring lucas with that iconic sad music playing over him explaining how he's 750 pounds because those dang dirty trolls ordered him 20k calories of ubereats a day.

Keffals can start a whole new mukbang arc and do collaborations with Chantal.

 

[choccy milk]

Imagine taking the time to unpack all the food and arrange it on the bed like that for a photo. Koof is absolutely delighted with all this.

Also, how fucking rude is it to put all that greasy food directly on someone’s white sheets???? I know it’s an airbnb but it’s still gross. Though I guess if Keffals is sleeping there it’s gonna end up grody either way

 

[Shotgun Badger]

No, the site won’t be nuked. The farms deals with shit like this all the time and CloudFlare employees are getting pissed at all the people demanding they drop the kiwifarms. Nothings gonna happen, it’s just a desperate attempt from Lucas’ cult.

I just don't have faith that a company like CloudFlare won't yield and try to appease the mob if the harassment gets too intense, and in that case, what next?

 

[oh no im late for school]

It just so happens that Mr. Ahmar Khan was once employed by the CBC as a news reporter until he was fired in December of 2019 (A) for "leaking to a news site [Canadaland] that the network forced him to take down a tweet criticizing broadcaster Don Cherry and for homophobic and other disparaging remarks he was found to have posted on a private message group".

criticizing don cherry should result in getting the firing squad, the man is a national treasure and ahmar isn't worthy of a single thread from one of mr. cherry's many gorgeous suits

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I just don't have faith that a company like CloudFlare won't yield and try to appease the mob if the harassment gets too intense, and in that case, what next?

Serious question - what leverage does anyone have against Cloudflare? I brought it up before, but if they have an outage then over half the internet is also down.
Many, many people depend on Cloudflare. You cannot boycott them.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

If you're so worried about infosec and were doxed by a photo of a bed, why would you post more photos that could be used to track you down and swat you?

(The answer is he wants to be found so he can get more attention and money)

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Imagine taking the time to unpack all the food and arrange it on the bed like that for a photo. Koof is absolutely delighted with all this.

Also, how fucking rude is it to put all that greasy food directly on someone’s white sheets???? I know it’s an airbnb but it’s still gross. Though I guess if Keffals is sleeping there it’s gonna end up grody either way

They will have to burn the sheets and bleach every nook of the house.

 

[The Early 2000's]

This faggot cannot stop doxing himself for the life of him, holy FUCK! Keffals, here's a pro tip: don't show all the food sent to you with their brands front and centre. It's only gonna lead to people cross-referencing the restaurants to dox you, man. In fact, don't take pictures of your 'hideout' PERIOD!!!! It's not even internet knowledge at this point, just common sense.

And now the guy is fleeing the country 'cause he got some slushies sent to his door? Why is he so rattled about people potentially going to kill him?

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Keffals just flew over my house bros wtf is going on

 

[ToddleDoddle]

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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

So somebody hacked his uber eats and then just ordered a bunch of normal food and snacks?

 

[Captain Manning]

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Good thing there’s plenty of Mediterranean and Asian restaurants nearby…

He is just piling it on at this point. Completely clueless.

So they bitch about how horrible it is to be delivered food, and then brag that they ate the food and enjoyed it, and then also ask for a refund on top of all that? Kinda some inconsistency going on here.

I don't think his is very good grifting, Lucus. You gotta cry harder.

I just don't have faith that a company like CloudFlare won't yield and try to appease the mob if the harassment gets too intense, and in that case, what next?

We die.

Seriously, I have no fucking clue. Null doesn't seem worried, and therefore neither am I. This site has survived far worse shit than Keffals.

Also, we're all caught in the "MOON'S gravitational pull." LOL.

 

[Winter]

So somebody hacked his uber eats and then just ordered a bunch of normal food and snacks?

And all symmetrical too. Pairs of an item or in 4s etc. Totally nothing scummy going on at all

 

[Shotgun Badger]

So they bitch about how horrible it is to be delivered food, and then brag that they ate the food and enjoyed it, and then also ask for a refund on top of all that? Kinda some inconsistency going on here.

I don't think his is very good grifting, Lucus. You gotta cry harder.


We die.

Seriously, I have no fucking clue. Null doesn't seem worried, and therefore neither am I. This site has survived far worse shit than Keffals.

Also, we're all caught in the "MOON'S gravitational pull." LOL.

It is kind of noticeable that the site isn't constantly going down to DDOS attacks which I remember happening constantly over things like Byuu.

 

[EndertheXenocide]

I'm gload someone was intelligent enough to actually send him food with his own money. He's been getting free meals for almost 2 weeks.

 

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[Fydor Dostoyevski]

 

[gaystoner]

Keffals Mukbang now?

 

[Lolidaki]

He's clearly trying to get doxed now, you can tell he ordered that crap himself. Doordash pranks aren't like the supposed pizza shit that happened, you don't give out edible food.

 

[Grim Snark]

Based on how dark the image is, immediately I think it's a hotel, since they usually have darker lighting. The Airbnb also looks to have a lighter headboard, and the curtains in the picture aren't touching the ground. I guess they could have different curtains in each room, but that's fucking dumb. It's probably a hotel.