Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Roak said:
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Male cows can't produce their own milk 8)
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Hopefully, it is soy milk and does not go to waste.

Lucas is seriously doing/saying anything to maintain some form of relevancy and garner pity points. I would not be surprised if he did it to himself.

It's quite funny when you look back to him with all his bravado, literally baiting people to come for him and see him now pretending to be a victim. It reminds me of the tranny who baited KF in some podcast about DID to dox him and then came crying to Null when he was doxed (I think that's him).
 
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600ibs tranny arc when?
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I was looking at the catboy ranch stuff again and then I saw this catboy feeder image and Keffals buying a lot of food is starting to make more sense, not only is he a brapqueen but he's also a feeder

He also bought Terflogic burgers several times, and Terflogic is a deathfat. (Thank you @Winter)
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themasterlurker said:
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I was looking at the catboy ranch stuff again and then I saw this catboy feeder image and Keffals buying a lot of food is starting to make more sense, not only is he a brapqueen but he's also a feeder
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Remember he also bought some of his fans burgers just a few weeks ago? lmao
 
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Cat Bread said:
Doesn't milk in that quantity come in bags over in Canada? Can any Ontario Kiwis confirm if milk is sold in 4L plastic jugs?

EDIT: From a cursory glance of a London based Walmart (since they have delivery contracts with Uber Eats), there doesn't seem to be any jugs in that size.
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Jugs of milk do exist up here and in 4l sizes but I only see them at corner stores like Macs/7-11/Red Circle.
 
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You know Lucas it's gonna be a little tricky to organize a pouting match at cloudflare's offices in san francisco and start filing lolsuits if you flee the country.
Don't tell me, were you never actually going to do those things, and just maybe hoping if you stomped your feet loudly enough you'd just simply get what you want?
Maybe if you quit peddling dangerous drugs to confused children and quit picking fights with everyone you wouldn't be on the run the fugitive style.
 
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haha there's no way lucas got doxed again without it being intentional to continue the grift!
Can't wait for him to arrive in Europe and recieve the Ethanol Liver Ralph treatment, love seeing people from the Americas have their idyllic view of Europe shattered!
 
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Weapon of Durgasoft said:
flee in secret to a bunker, but then immediately orders Uber Eats to said bunker revealing its location to Uber Eats. He then proceeds to have his Uber Eats hacked, and never thought to enable two factor authentication on this account.
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Most retarded part about this. Install fresh Uber Eats to your phone, the first thing it asks for is a phone number.
 
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Fools Idol said:
Keffals, you've given me quite a few laughs over the last few days and I just want to say thank you. I mean it from the bottom of my heart. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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I feel literally the same way. How am I supposed to be mad at Keffals when he and his orbiters are that hilarious?

Over the past few days we have:

  • Laughed at Keffals' autistic Shia LaBeouf/ADF tier LARP spergout
  • Laughed at Keffals hosting a known zoosadist :stress:
  • Laughed at Keffals trying to assemble the Cowvengers
  • Laughed at twitter troons' distorted perception of reality
  • Discovered a prime halal who was hiding within this very site
  • Had fun with kiwilers
And I'm supposed to be inconvenienced? I'm loving every second of it! :biggrin:
 
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