Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Maebara Keiichi said:
You know Lucas it's gonna be a little tricky to organize a pouting match at cloudflare's offices in san francisco and start filing lolsuits if you flee the country.
Don't tell me, were you never actually going to do those things, and just maybe hoping if you stomped your feet loudly enough you'd just simply get what you want?
Maybe if you quit peddling dangerous drugs to confused children and quit picking fights with everyone you wouldn't be on the run the fugitive style.
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The police kept his hard drives for days after returning the equipment, they 100% made backups, and are reviewing them. He knows this and is staging a situation to justify fleeing the country. It’s not a coincidence that he’s claiming all the grifting for legal expenses, so it’s not technically a lie because it’s for his defense attorney. His attorney probably advised him to do this to prevent the funds from being returned, to safeguard his paycheck. They told him what to say, put together a press packet, and scheduled a series of interviews to get him out there in front of the headlines. He’s fucked, the only person that is going to benefit is the lawyer. Lucas is going to prison.
 
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This is likely all a farce and he's just gonna vacation for like a month. Then when he runs out of money because he's an irresponsible man-child. He'll start another GoFundMe and say it was the Mango Ranch's fault he blew all $100k because we forced him to move to expensive hotels and flights across the world.

pwease give me one miwwion dowwas pweeease (:_(
 
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What would be funnier: Keffals in portugal saga or moving to a former communist country and being like "stalin was so based haha right comrades?" and learning canuck police and pizza pranks arent so bad after all

better yet: convince him to move to that country next to Moldova and russia thats one of the last actually communist countries on earth
 
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I'm utterly convinced Keffals constantly doxing himself and encouraging more trolling for a grift, now. He wouldn't be doing this if it negatively affected him, since even a stupid animal learns to stop doing something that hurts them.

Then again, it's either that or he's genuinely a slightly more coherent Chris Chan, and content is content, so I'm not complaining.
 
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msd said:
So this retard DOXXED HIMSELF?
AGAIN?
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Like many other cows, Lucas is incapable of learning from his past mistakes. He'll never change and he'll never stop getting doxxed.


That or he wants to get doxxed again so he can cry "Kiwi Farms is trying track me down and harass me! Please nuke those meanies Cloudflare!".
 
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🚨🚨ATTENTION, DANGER DANGER DANGER!!!!🚨🚨

A KUKRI WIELDING LUNATIC IS REPORTED TO BE GOING TO THE KEFFALS AIRBNB TO PRESS HIM. I DISSAVOW.

IDENTITY UNKNOWN. EXTREME CAUTION IS ADVICED!!!

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PittsburghDK said:
Which European country is cucked enough to attract someone like Lucas?
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Britbongistan for sure. I don't think that Keffals will want to go anywhere that may be progressive but doesn't give 2 shits about online woke anglosphere drama. Meanwhile the UK is tranny 1984 when it comes to shit said on the internet, even in other countries.
 
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HatredOfScissors said:
lol what the FUCK

This might have been posted already but this is his wikipedia page/first search result

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Naming the communist right in the first sentence. All we need is a mention of the fart porn and the kiwi victory will be complete.
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> born March 25, 1994
Damn son, that is the roughest 28 I've ever seen.
 
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