Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I think this website should just delete the Keffals content. Keffals is a real celebrity with broad mass appeal, not a lolcow. Her private life is more important than normal people.
"Real celebrity" LMAO. Lucas' interactions outside of Twitter are nothing special. Even the MSM articles sucking on his moobs aren't getting that much traction. Lucas' audience is loud, not large.

There are plenty of cows who are way more famous and well-know than Lucas.
 
I take it that you've never been to the UK then? The gypos are especially active in Britain's green and pleasant pastures.
I haven't but what I'm saying is that if he goes to bongland he'll hole himself up in a safe and clean suburb not a shithole. And wouldn't leave his house anyway, so well, the same fate that befell Ralph wouldn't apply to him.
 
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Hes saying hes going to start emailing and phoning next, apparently blissfully unaware of the whole complaints get sent to null with your personal info thing

"victims of gamergate"
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the things he listed, doxxing, swatting, hacked accounts, constant death threats "no one should have to be put through this its so hard boohoo"
This literally happens to every eceleb. Are you a giant pussy or just an omega-grifter

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holy shit our master plan has been exposed. Its over.
 
"Things were better for transgender people in 2011". Gee, maybe because at that time, transgenderism wasn't heavily promoted and the degenerates were hiding in the shadows. Now it became normal to push hormone drugs to little children, and that's where people are fed up with the whole transgender movement. Edited comment for clarity.
Remember, they "are not pushing it in your faces". *Honk honk* :stress:
 
I hope Keffals in Europe recreates that one photo of Cozy Kitsune/ Simply Kenna in Japan while a guy in the background gives her the finger.
 
Keffals says the next stage of the 'CloudFlare protest' is the "phoning and email" campaign. He plans to collect the emails and phone numbers of every major CloudFlare employee so his fans can repeat what they're doing on Twitter. He believes CloudFlare will drop Kiwi Farms because they dropped The Daily Stormer.
I don't know shit about US or Canadian law, but wouldn't that be considered harassment? Given that they are going after the employees and not the company itself, especially if they use the same language when they made that ClouldFlare employee to untag himself from the tweets?
 
Imagine living in the second largest country in the world, with countless non-descript, generic North American towns, copy-pasted all over and having to "flee" to Europe in order to "stay in hiding". Lucas' followers who cannot see this grift for what it is are either deep in denial or as stupid as we originally thought.

Don't be mad though, because we all know that Lucas is too terminally online to actually go outside to actually experience the countries and make the most of his paid for in full by the 'tards holiday.
I really do not see what fleeing to Europe accomplishes, particularly if this indiviudal keeps posting things that allow people to figure out where HE is.
As others have stated, it is an obvious grift to get pay pigs to pay for a European vacation or possibly to flee because LUCAS is subject to criminal investigation. The problem with that is most of the countries you'd think of have extadition agreements with Canada.

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Now, that this thread reached over 1000 pages I am happy to conclude that I have enough data to introduce my series of True and Honest scientific theorems, which I dubbed "The Keffals Theorems". They the go as follow, with evidence:

1st Keffals Theorem
Statement: By the ammont of Keffals' tard rage you can predict the scale of his future fails.
Proof: Feeling that Mango Ranch is after his sorry ass, Lucas desperately tard rages at Sturdust, and then proceeds to be drivven out of his house and hotel.

2nd Keffals Theorem
Statement: Any harm Keffals inflicts\wishes was inflicted on others backfires at him with greater intencity.
Proof: Bans Destiny on Twitch, gets banned there himself. Wishes someone to be swatted, gets swatter, etc.

3rd Keffals Theorem
Axiom
: Any win Keffals scores, with intense gloating on his part, will be proceeded with incredible fail.

4th Keffals Theorem
Axiom: There is no such fail that Keffals won't try to claim to be a victory on his part.
I wish I could rate you Winner and Autistic at the same time
 
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