Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[HatredOfScissors]

"they said they kept my hard drives because it had child porn"
"this is based on literally nothing"
"people have gone full qanon"

what is catboy ranch?

 

[Winter]

Idk guys this stuff about him not having CP sounds like cope, he's on the ropes

 

[Pee Cola]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

There's no way Keffals isn't doing this deliberately. Of all the places in the AirBNB to take this photo, he decided to use the bed - knowing full well that he's been doxed by bedsheets before.

I wouldn't be surprised if he ordered the food himself tbh. It makes sense that the gayest of gaylords would be balls deep into gayops, especially when a six-figure grift depends on it.

As for his planned escape to Europe... $5 says he'll move somewhere that doesn't have an extradition treaty with Canada.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Hey Lucas, you should move to Russia. It’s a great place. It’s also formerly communist so I think you’ll like it there.

He could even get a job there. I hear the Russian army is having recruitment issues.

 

[GuntN7]

Keffals has more posts than Internet Famous troll and last cool kid online Mister Metokur / James Augustine

 

[Violence King]

Xey've got a double agent monitoring the situation
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"China is cheap and relatively trans safe"
China does not admit Western subversives and yes, they'll know when Keffals tries to go there. The Xi Jingping administration is not the cuddly teddy bear towards foreigners that Hu Jintao's was.

 

[Aria]

Jesus imagine being more insufferable and more annoying than ethan ralph this man is probably the cow of the year.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Hey Lucas, you should move to Russia. It’s a great place. It’s also formerly communist so I think you’ll like it there.

I hear the defacto border with Ukraine is specially lovely, you get fireworks, a vibrant rustic feeling of war-torn towns and a bunch of strong men on both sides, who would in no way shoot you for being a degenerate groomer tranny.

 

[oh no im late for school]

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He's on the Farms right now

keffals you're so fucking shiny get some oil blotting sheets delivered to your airbnb jfc have some self respect

 

[Thorn]

There's no way Keffals isn't doing this deliberately. Of all the places in the AirBNB to take this photo, he decided to use the bed - knowing full well that he's been doxed by bedsheets before.

I wouldn't be surprised if he ordered the food himself tbh. It makes sense that the gayest of gaylords would be balls deep into gayops, especially when a six-figure grift depends on it.

If he did order the food himself, I hope he tipped generously instead of being that douchebag that rescinds tips.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

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He's on the Farms right now

HI KEFFALS!

What is it like being a coutry-hopping bitch on paypig money? I can't believe you're deserting the troon troop when they need you most, Lucas!

 

[Soycast Guy]

CP on the drives = Qanon according to lucas

 

[TabbyGarf]

Looking forward to the next part of this new arc
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23, Upper O'Connell Street, Dublin

 

[msd]

"China is cheap and relatively trans safe"
China does not admit Western subversives and yes, they'll know when Keffals tries to go there. The Xi Jingping administration is not the cuddly teddy bear towards foreigners that Hu Jintao's was.

Uhhhh it's not even safe for its own citizens lmfao

 

[Winter]

CP on the drives = Qanon according to lucas

Sounds like cope

 

[Brutality]

Here we see the transvestite in its natural state, separated from it's crate of makeup and proper camera angles, it produces enough grease to self Immolate for all to see.

 

[Fools Idol]

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Shave and wash your face, fatass

Why the long face?

 

[LikeAStone]

Joshua Moon: Flees to Europe
Keffals: Flees to Europe

NULL AND LUCAS ARE GOING TO BE ROOMIES

 

[Maebara Keiichi]

Jesus imagine being more insufferable and more annoying than ethan ralph this man is probably the cow of the year.

He's really racing to beat out the gunt as lolcow of 2022 at this point

 

[MoonState]

He's planning on IRL streaming!?

Keffals IP2 arc???
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If some of the old guard of IP2-adjacent people who really like to fuck with streamers, like AsikPL/whatps2, are still around and actively following the scene, and he manages to end up on their radar and they decide to do a little trolling he'll really wish he'd stayed in Canada and risk the occasional self-inflicted doxing. Things could get worse 100 fold very quickly.