Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Happy 1200 pages. Thanks to @Winter, @Sprate Header, @themasterlurker, @LikeAStone, @Reaper King, @Catboys the Musical, @coomer mcgee, @garbage cake, and @HorseGirlSupremacy for helping with this dox.

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Eli Erlick has recently come into infamy due to sending children drugs for free and posting about it. Lucas has complained about Libs of TikTok drawing attention to this.

POWERWORD: Eli Walker Erlick
Birthday: July 10, 1995 (don’t post your birthday on your Twitter account)
Current Address: 77 Allen St #2A
New York, NY 10002

Phone Number:
(707) 459-5289 - Landline

Previous Addresses:
4813 Bear Canyon Rd
Willits, CA 95490
(Aug 2013 - Aug 2020)
406 15th St #2F
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(Mar 2020)
8282 Mill Station Rd
Sebastopol, CA 95472
(Aug 2017 - Dec 2019)

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I’m late again, but still here.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
So the Canadian version of the FBI raid his house with a search warrant, seize all his electronics, and return everything EXCEPT the hard drives, and now he's leaving not only the country but the continent?

Good luck Lucas. Do you need a list of countries that don't have extradition treaties with Canada while also don't mind groomer freaks like you slipping bathtub narcotics to children without their parents permission?
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And trying to make kiwifarms.com a scapegoat
 
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Open Window Maniac said:
I remember when we all emailed him floor plans of the mosques he shot up, info on when they would be the most crowded, and the weapons he used to commit his crime. After it happened we each give him a hug and a kiss on the forehead in congratulations. That is 100% something that happened and is in no way some bullshit I just made up for fun.
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It is ridiculous anyone even questions whether we MK Ultra’ed him into becoming our devastating murder maniac. Do you think we would just tell stupid jokes like that on the internet? just lie?
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
So the Canadian version of the FBI raid his house with a search warrant, seize all his electronics, and return everything EXCEPT the hard drives, and now he's leaving not only the country but the continent?

Good luck Lucas. Do you need a list of countries that don't have extradition treaties with Canada while also don't mind groomer freaks like you slipping bathtub narcotics to children without their parents permission?
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Gosh, when you put it like that maybe some upstanding citizens should warn the RCMP the Illegal Drug peddler is planning on skipping the country.
 
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Gabber Evangelion said:
Well guys.. it was nice to see you.. i feel the DDoS coming to my laptop right now..
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also, what the fuck are we supposed to do with this ? :story: View attachment 3630348
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Holy fuck that spoiler. As someone looking to get a job in InfoTech, not only does that make me want to gouge my eyes out, but it's practically indecipherable by any automated means. Do these dipshits expect to manually parse and allocate every single one of these IPs to a location? Do they know what a NAT pool is? Do they know what an IPv6 address is? Can they even tell me what an octet represents? Troons are so delusional it's unreal.
 
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Mushroom Soup said:
i can't even be mad at keffals for grifting a free month long vacation from his retard followers. good for him
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Paypigs are some of the lowest lifeforms on Earth. Some of the purest schadenfreude comes when the grifter hates the paypigs they're dependent on like DSP or Gunt.

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Who the fuck actively uses a land line anymore
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Hello, Based Police?
 
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My last post in this thread was on the exact same page as the first highlight that kicked off this absolutely insane amount of activity. Every time I manage to catch up, Lucas does something else stupid that gets another highlight and speeds the thread along even more. I go to bed, wake up, and there are dozens more pages. Between Lucas trying to start the Lolcow Avengers, troons flailing impotently at Cloudflare, Lucas associating with actual necro/zoophiles, all the insane lies he keeps telling to his 60 IQ fanbase, and the hilarity of the Kiwigglers, this has been one hell of a weekend.

Part of me thinks this latest stunt is Lucas false-flagging to bait more "harassment" so he can get more sympathy, but part of me thinks he's legitimately too stupid to think that far ahead. He might have thought "haha I'll just fake getting a massive UberEats bill" to get pity points, but once again underestimated our autism and inadvertently revealed his location again.

Let this be a lesson to all readers: being terminally online and on titty skittles makes you really fucking stupid.
 
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