Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Redbottombaby94]

Yeah from what I gathered before they locked down their socials, Harlow was retired pretty quickly after Jaquie died. A few months after Judd and the new chick started dating they got a new dog who looked like a shelter mutt. Last pictures I saw both dogs looked like normal happy pets. His current PFP is her looking fine, although he's locked down so hard you can't even see when it was uploaded so who knows how old it is.

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Right after Jaquie died Janiece tried to justify bringing Harlow places for videos because it was what Harlow was used to and it would be too much stress to just abruptly retire her. But that was short lived and we all know Janiece just wanted to cash in on Jaquie's death and get attention for it, see also: the time she gave a benzo-soaked eulogy where she berated the family for being sad and blasted the Moana soundtrack then uploaded it to Youtube and tried to hide it behind a patreon paywall, the time she made a video about how she was taking and would be using Jaquie's wheelchair from now on, the time she made a video of her crying while listening to Disney songs that reminded her of Jaquie, the time she crashed Jaquie's mom's mother's day brunch days after her daughter died and called her "mommy," the fact that she wore Jaquie's clothes for weeks after she died...


Dude's a Florida Man from a long line of Florida Men. His family moved there in the early 1800s from South Carolina and made a fortune off of a cotton planation. Owned a lot of slaves, fought a lot of injuns. Lots of military in the recent generations. I don't think there was really an option for him not to be a good ole boy. It's basically encoded in his DNA.

Ahh that eulogy..let us not forget! Gotta say he and this gal seem pretty happy and seem to be living a nice normal life. They have been skydiving and based on the few photos available, they look like they do a lot which is more than he got to do with Jaquie. I imagine it was a huge breath of life into him to be a man in his twenties who can actually live now. I bet his family is happy for him. No sign of Ibertis, Neuman or Blake on the rsvp list. And Paul is not his best man. Not friends on socials either. Very telling that they aren't friends anymore especially with Jan on her B.S. still.

 

[Oracular Slug]

Totally unrelated: there's a reproducibility crisis in science right now. Nobody knows why. Complete mystery.

Well that’s low key terrifying

 

[Dovahshit]

Yeah from what I gathered before they locked down their socials, Harlow was retired pretty quickly after Jaquie died. A few months after Judd and the new chick started dating they got a new dog who looked like a shelter mutt. Last pictures I saw both dogs looked like normal happy pets. His current PFP is her looking fine, although he's locked down so hard you can't even see when it was uploaded so who knows how old it is.

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Right after Jaquie died Janiece tried to justify bringing Harlow places for videos because it was what Harlow was used to and it would be too much stress to just abruptly retire her. But that was short lived and we all know Janiece just wanted to cash in on Jaquie's death and get attention for it, see also: the time she gave a benzo-soaked eulogy where she berated the family for being sad and blasted the Moana soundtrack then uploaded it to Youtube and tried to hide it behind a patreon paywall, the time she made a video about how she was taking and would be using Jaquie's wheelchair from now on, the time she made a video of her crying while listening to Disney songs that reminded her of Jaquie, the time she crashed Jaquie's mom's mother's day brunch days after her daughter died and called her "mommy," the fact that she wore Jaquie's clothes for weeks after she died...


Dude's a Florida Man from a long line of Florida Men. His family moved there in the early 1800s from South Carolina and made a fortune off of a cotton planation. Owned a lot of slaves, fought a lot of injuns. Lots of military in the recent generations. I don't think there was really an option for him not to be a good ole boy. It's basically encoded in his DNA.

'', the time she crashed Jaquie's mom's mother's day brunch days after her daughter died and called her "mommy,''
excuse me

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Well that’s low key terrifying

It's one of the reasons why it's sketchy for laypeople to be able to access medical journals. Shit's a mess right now and I don't think it will ever be fixed.

 

[ShadowCass]

He also got repremanded for roughing up a 12 year old girl.

https://www.pineapplereport.com/wha...sted-a-12-year-old-girl-at-a-palmetto-school/



I can't believe he kissed Jaq at Disney with that mouth.

What a tool.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

'', the time she crashed Jaquie's mom's mother's day brunch days after her daughter died and called her "mommy,''
excuse me

"Happy Mother's Day! Making it the best." Filmed May 12, 2019, two weeks after her death and a week after her funeral.

Spoiler: archive

Some time later Jaquie's cousin came to Florida for a while and stayed with the Ibertises, I guess because convenience since they live right in Orlando? Not sure. According to her these were filmed pre-covid, so the dates are just when she uploaded them.

Family Intown - Jaquie's Cousin (April 27, 2020)

wherein she makes a big deal about her grief then picks up Jaquie's cousin at the airport and makes a big deal about how they're both Hispanic and therefore understand each other or some shit. The pink hoodie she's wearing at the end was Jaquie's.

Getting Emotional - Pillow Talk (April 28, 2020)

Wherein she tells Jaquie's cousin stories that make Jaquie look like a petulant brat, then her cousin talks about how she was a kind forgiving person.

Brunch with the Family - Memories of Jaquie. (April 30, 2020)

Wherein she refers to Jaquie's family as her own, says "I love you mom!" to Jaquie's mother as soon as she sees her, shoves a camera in their faces while saying she's not going to do that, then announces she's going to Judd's to "talk to [Jaquie] for a while."

Harlow Playtime - My New Friend Erin's Expertise (May 1, 2020)

She shows up at Judd's wearing Jaquie's hoodie, plays with a very excited Harlow for a while, then leaves to visit another friend to show off their totally medical marijuana.

In the comments of this one she says Judd is off social media because of "overwhelming negativity... from Jaquie's passing" which I guess means all the scrutiny he fell under. FTR the comments were off for all the other videos.


She also posted TWO clip videos set to the same song (which I thought was some Disney thing but I just googled it and it turns out it's a fuckin Oreo commercial jingle, holy shit). First one about her friendship with Jaquie posted on the anniversary.
In Loving Memory of Jaquie - Family Forever (April 29, 2020)

The second about Jaquie and her mom, which uses Jaquie's youtube introduction instead of her own. Both are exclusively clips from Jaquie's vlogs.
Keep Moving Forward - Stay Strong Mom (May 1, 2020)

In Jan 2021 she got Jaquie's signature tattooed on her. She had Jaquie's mom dig through papers to find a signature she could copy only to find she and Paul never opened Jaquie's wedding card and she had what she needed already.
First Permanent Body Modification - Disappointing My Religious Mother (January 18, 2021)

But she didn't do anything for Jaquie's anniversary that year or this year, not even a mention. Her instagram is gone from what i see but she's posted about Jaquie for her birthday this year. Jaquie's dad and aunt were still giving her likes as recently as September '21 but none of her family interacted with this post and Jaquie's mom is not friends with Janiece on facebook.


I have all of these videos archived but I'm on shitty wifi lmao sorry.

Edit: sorry, I missed the part where she said the ones from 2020 were older videos. I just chalked the early covid masklessness up to Florida bein how Florida be.

 

[Redbottombaby94]

"Happy Mother's Day! Making it the best." Filmed May 12, 2019, two weeks after her death and a week after her funeral.

Spoiler: archive

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Some time later Jaquie's cousin came to Florida for a while and stayed with the Ibertises, I guess because convenience since they live right in Orlando? Not sure. According to her these were filmed pre-covid, so the dates are just when she uploaded them.

Family Intown - Jaquie's Cousin (April 27, 2020)

wherein she makes a big deal about her grief then picks up Jaquie's cousin at the airport and makes a big deal about how they're both Hispanic and therefore understand each other or some shit. The pink hoodie she's wearing at the end was Jaquie's.

Getting Emotional - Pillow Talk (April 28, 2020)

Wherein she tells Jaquie's cousin stories that make Jaquie look like a petulant brat, then her cousin talks about how she was a kind forgiving person.

Brunch with the Family - Memories of Jaquie. (April 30, 2020)

Wherein she refers to Jaquie's family as her own, says "I love you mom!" to Jaquie's mother as soon as she sees her, shoves a camera in their faces while saying she's not going to do that, then announces she's going to Judd's to "talk to [Jaquie] for a while."

Harlow Playtime - My New Friend Erin's Expertise (May 1, 2020)

She shows up at Judd's wearing Jaquie's hoodie, plays with a very excited Harlow for a while, then leaves to visit another friend to show off their totally medical marijuana.

In the comments of this one she says Judd is off social media because of "overwhelming negativity... from Jaquie's passing" which I guess means all the scrutiny he fell under. FTR the comments were off for all the other videos.
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She also posted TWO clip videos set to the same song (which I thought was some Disney thing but I just googled it and it turns out it's a fuckin Oreo commercial jingle, holy shit). First one about her friendship with Jaquie posted on the anniversary.
In Loving Memory of Jaquie - Family Forever (April 29, 2020)

The second about Jaquie and her mom, which uses Jaquie's youtube introduction instead of her own. Both are exclusively clips from Jaquie's vlogs.
Keep Moving Forward - Stay Strong Mom (May 1, 2020)

In Jan 2021 she got Jaquie's signature tattooed on her. She had Jaquie's mom dig through papers to find a signature she could copy only to find she and Paul never opened Jaquie's wedding card and she had what she needed already.
First Permanent Body Modification - Disappointing My Religious Mother (January 18, 2021)

But she didn't do anything for Jaquie's anniversary that year or this year, not even a mention. Her instagram is gone from what i see but she's posted about Jaquie for her birthday this year. Jaquie's dad and aunt were still giving her likes as recently as September '21 but none of her family interacted with this post and Jaquie's mom is not friends with Janiece on facebook.
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I have all of these videos archived but I'm on shitty wifi lmao sorry.

Edit: sorry, I missed the part where she said the ones from 2020 were older videos. I just chalked the early covid masklessness up to Florida bein how Florida be.
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I think the "off social media" bit is her covering up that Judd has cut them out of his life and that's why he isn't on her vlogs. From what I see in accessible pics his lady and he are very busy living life and he was active on her social before she locked her FB down. I used to be friends with a mutual friend of his on FB and they said she tagged him and posted often. I think it's pretty clear it's just her excuse and he told Jan to leave him out of their BS.

Edit: I remember IF called Jan out for posting that Harlow play video much later when it was actually filmed in June 2019, almost right after Jaq died then posted later. As far as we can tell they haven't seen Judd since summer 2019.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I think the "off social media" bit is her covering up that Judd has cut them out of his life and that's why he isn't on her vlogs. From what I see in accessible pics his lady and he are very busy living life and he was active on her social before she locked her FB down. I used to be friends with a mutual friend of his on FB and they said she tagged him and posted often. I think it's pretty clear it's just her excuse and he told her to leave him out of their B's.

Fair enough. I do wonder if it was "just' that she kept exploiting Jaquie's death and their lives for social media attention or if she pulled some shit that made them finally cut her off. I remember there was a lot of speculation that she was going to name the baby Jaquie or Jaqueline but then she named her Xanadu or some shit.

I did find out while poking around that Jan's currently being sued in Osceola County for outstanding debt lmao.

$2500.00 of unrepaid credit on her Paypal account.

 

[Redbottombaby94]

Fair enough. I do wonder if it was "just' that she kept exploiting Jaquie's death and their lives for social media attention or if she pulled some shit that made them finally cut her off. I remember there was a lot of speculation that she was going to name the baby Jaquie or Jaqueline but then she named her Xanadu or some shit.

I did find out while poking around that Jan's currently being sued in Osceola County for outstanding debt lmao.

Ha. They gave her Jaqs middle name or some variable of it which is only as mildly offensive. Guess YT ain't paying them bills boyyyyy. Maybe she should consider that she is perfectly capable of working but is just too lazy too. At least Judd's lady has a degree and works instead of cosplaying sick girl with toobs. I can't imagine anything more necessary to cut someone off than that eulogy.

 

[A tree]

Someone over on IF asked for a Bee update so I'm going to do my best. Unfortunately some key Bee content was lost when the most recent subreddit went down.

The important points from what was lost are that
1) Bee now seems to genuinely believe she is under a DNAR. She's vaguely alluded to heart issues.

2) Right before the sub was nuked Bee was tipped off about its existence, presumably by Kellen who is shit and ruins everything (caw caw we've all seen your vagina lol) and purged a lot of followers.

Since then she's more or less continued with her bullshit in the following manner presented in more or less chronological order:


Bee goes nonverbal for 3 months and explains why you can see her paralysed legs moving and theres never any evidence of her medical episodes.

Spoiler: nonverbal

The many faces of the Crisp household; Cute daddy crisp, oxygen Bee, Sexy Bee.

Spoiler: TW: Daddy Crisp

Trying to resurrect the mouth drawing bullshit.

Spoiler: Lulzy "mouth drawings"

But oh no! There's trouble in Crispidise. This may shock some of you but Bee is suffering from Mental Health. She strongly implies she is not allowed sharps.

Spoiler: Mental

Also simultaneously: diaper crotch shots.

Spoiler: nasty

Vaguely alluding to blood pressure and physical pain. Bee casually refers to taking morphine. Snarkers notice that she often appears to be completely off her face at times and there is specualtion that her "mini comas" and "seizures" could be caused by improperly managed morphine. Who knows what goes in that manky old g tube?
Bee has become very attached to an online dance tutor called Guy Groove and now regularly stages episodes during his online dance lessons

Spoiler: morphine and pain

Bee is now a Christian Hindu. She decides to educate her ignorant followers on the proper use of the swastika and gets roasted for it.

Spoiler: christianhindu

We recently saw the return of paralysis Bee, Coma Bee and CP Bee

Spoiler: Paralysis, Coma and Cerebral Palsy

Bee does a rap for us all

Spoiler: Rap

And for all you haters out there who shit on Melodee young's single and suggested Bee get some singing lessons NUH UH! Bee dunks on the haters. She don't need no vocal coach. Expect a new single soon.

Spoiler: Keep sipping that Haterade Bitches

And that just about takes us up to the current situation which is that Bee is greasy, delusional, sexually inappropriate, and stuck in the weirdest family dynamic I've ever seen. So in other words absolutely nothing has changed.

 

[Single_Sock]

Is it just me or are her fingers being so relaxed while also claiming *all muscles are tight a little bit unbelievable?

 

[A tree]

Is it just me or are her fingers being so relaxed while also claiming *all muscles are tight a little bit unbelievable?

Yes. The tendons are all visibly not under any tension and where is the twist coming from? A contracture is when muscles are pulling tight so there's no biomechanical mechnaism that even makes sense for this one. You can image search wrist contractures and none of them look like this. Bee is quite hypermobile and that's a comfortable position for her wrist to sit in.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Dani's WK just posted some text messages. Thanks to her excellent redacting, "they are all saying I want oxy i wont touch that drug it was in kels system when she died."

So looks like Kelly Carragher OD'd or something.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Dani's WK just posted some text messages. Thanks to her excellent redacting, "they are all saying I want oxy i wont touch that drug it was in kels system when she died."

So looks like Kelly Carragher OD'd or something.
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"Reddit is basically calling me an addict because I rescheduled my pain management appointment saying [...] [different?] and they need to wait til
Their out of my system to go do i do take may narcotics nor would i score them off the streets they are all saying i want oxy i wont touch that drug that was in kels system when she passed"

Don't use the transparent marker to redact information. I just boosted the contrast.

 

[A tree]

Oh I forgot to mention the one thing that no Bee post would be complete without. One of the accounts she tags to thank them for having been successfully pulled in by her fainting psychodrama during the dance class is a 15 year old with an obvious mental disability and no apparent parental supervision on the account.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oh hey since I was poking around in court records anyway might as well post this now. I dug it up a while back and was waiting to see what would happen then I forgot lol.


Amanda Winig, the true queen of my heart, got evicted last fall. She was living in an overpriced studio apartment at the Lofts at South Lake in Clermont since October 2020 and failed to pay her September 2021 rent. Her lease was supposed to go to a month-to-month basis at the end of September but she was served the eviction notice in early October after refusing to pay the rent owed. You can almost hear the seething indignation in her response. She starts off by saying she’s disabled, wheelchair-dependent, immunocompromised, and has a brain injury and seizures. She lives alone with her dog and works full time. The rent was overdue because she caught the coof and couldn’t work, so she applied for the emergency rent assistance on 16 September, which was the day before the deadline to pay the rent before her landlord moved forward with the eviction. She then goes on to tell the tale of being unresponsive from a seizure in her home and the paramedics having to smash the door frame to get her. She also got blood on the walls. She retained a lawyer after the landlord wouldn’t allow a key pad to be installed on the door so that EMS could get in if she had an emergency. I’m not sure if this was before or after they smashed the door in. I’m guessing after but god damn it would be funny if they said no and the seizure/broken door was her having a fit to get her way. The judge didn’t care and served the eviction notice anyway. She was evicted on 16 Nov, 2021. According to Fast People Search she's back living with her parents.


Even more interesting, it looks like she's made a whole recovery from her fake illnesses.

Spoiler: end of an era

She's been a bit more active on facebook which has been enlightening. First of all she's still weight restored and looking fine.


Most of her posts are just her with Hickory.


Hickory died suddenly a few months ago after getting some nasty diagnosis. Gonna guess cancer.


She went on a cruise to the caribbean to scatter his ashes. This is really what I wanted to show. No wheelchair, doesn't look like she's got a port or a feeding tube anymore. Just food, friends, and cocktails on the beach.


Her most recent public post is just another memorial to Hickory.


The other thing I can share needs a little "trust me bro" for now. I do have proof of this but I'm currently on a business trip without my kiwi hard drive. I'll make a post explaining this more when I get home, but back in 2019 Amanda tried to get a restraining order against her brother for domestic abuse. According to my leaks, shortly after Amanda's friend (Ashley Carroll, the MCAS faker she later sued for stalking) caught her purging in Disneyland, her brother also caught her bingeing and purging at home. Amanda's mother sided with Amanda and Josh left for Nebraska, having lost a wrestling scholarship due to his legal problems. Right after this is when Amanda gained weight. Amanda claimed that she had a come-to-Jesus moment but who knows? Did she actually feel bad for what she did and decide to get better or did her doctors find out she had bulimia and pull her TPN and purging tube? I'm relating all of this because over the summer Amanda went to visit her family in Nebraska so it looks like part of this come-to-Jesus was reconciling with her brother. (weird cropping because there's young children in the pics.)


And even though she lives with him, she's no longer friends on Facebook with her dad. To her credit, dude's a batshit conspiritard. His whole facebook is screaming into the void about the great reset, vaccines, big pharma, and the gay agenda. He gets zero engagement on any of his posts.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

It's always a good day when a munchie stops munching.
In the last photos where she's visiting her family, it looks like she has a bit of bulimia chipmunk cheeks, at least compared to other photos. Hopefully that's just unfortunate weight gain, but maybe the stress of reconciling with family led to a relapse.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

It's always a good day when a munchie stops munching.
In the last photos where she's visiting her family, it looks like she has a bit of bulimia chipmunk cheeks, at least compared to other photos. Hopefully that's just unfortunate weight gain, but maybe the stress of reconciling with family led to a relapse.

I think it's just her face shape. She posted pics from childhood through college on her facebook before she locked it down a few years ago and she always had chipmunk cheeks and a wider jaw.

 

[Ashleysiud]

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"Reddit is basically calling me an addict because I rescheduled my pain management appointment saying [...] [different?] and they need to wait til
Their out of my system to go do i do take may narcotics nor would i score them off the streets they are all saying i want oxy i wont touch that drug that was in kels system when she passed"

Don't use the transparent marker to redact information. I just boosted the contrast.

dani really doesn’t understand that a good amount of IR sees her as a loser living in her parents disgusting house who only wants the pain clinic to refer her for a TPN. It’s all related to her ED and need for attention because her life is empty.

Kelly seemed exhausting. It’s so creepy how Dani went out and got the same piercings, clothes and tattoos in the same places as her.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

lol the text messages from Dani have been deleted after getting posted here and her white knight is going to Take That Shit Off the Goddamned Internet.


I just wanted to know how Kelly died because I am a nosy bitch. Thank you for solving the mystery. I will go back to not giving a shit what Dani Marina is up to these days because she's a stagnant, stunted non-entity.