Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Homer Simpson]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

Threads moving too fast, so forgive me if this has been asked, but I don't use any food delivery service, because I can actually handle and enjoy human interaction, but wouldn't a delivery service app have 1, some form of 2 factor authentication, and 2, a prompt to know the location of the person ordering it? Or does lucas just get a text for food and just assumes it's feed time?

 

[Doseferatu]

Edit: Thanks to whoever highlighted this. Thanks to Keffals/Lucas for making more content from which I will make more videos.

 

[B'owl]

Threads moving too fast, so forgive me if this has been asked, but I don't use any food delivery service, because I can actually handle and enjoy human interaction, but wouldn't a delivery service app have 1, some form of 2 factor authentication, and 2, a prompt to know the location of the person ordering it? Or does lucas just get a text for food and just assumes it's feed time?

Probably the last thing you mentioned.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Let's do some math. There are 1,800 threads in the lolcow section of kiwifarms. Of these 1,800 threads, there are 5 alleged kiwifarms-related suicides. 5/1,800*100 = 0.28. 0.28% of all lolcows have committed suicide. If we run a sooper ebil murder den then we aren't doing a very good job.

 

[Unabomber11]

Personally, I think Keffals should heed this *friendly* advice…

…. Steer clear of Japan, Norway, Iceland and the Faroe Islands….

 

[BubbleButt]

Threads moving too fast, so forgive me if this has been asked, but I don't use any food delivery service, because I can actually handle and enjoy human interaction, but wouldn't a delivery service app have 1, some form of 2 factor authentication, and 2, a prompt to know the location of the person ordering it?

Yuuuup

Unless you're stupid

Which Lucas CLEARLY is

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Communism will never work

if you think about it, it's supported by people who never work

 

[Calzaghe]

So he’s moving to Europe Or just visiting? Oh please please please Lucas try to mess with a football/soccer ultra. in fact please move to the area where Lazio supporters live. They just loooooove your kind.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This asshole really must get off on getting featured here. Well he is a narcissist so yeah.

Yes, before the ebil kiwi nazis he was a failed faggot who tried to make money by farting on camera and demanding degenerates pay him. It's why he sent himself food today, so he can keep the dopamine flowing, keep the asspats and updoots coming in, and most importantly dollars.

 

[B'owl]

Let's do some math. There are 1,800 threads in the lolcow section of kiwifarms. Of these 1,800 threads, there are 5 alleged kiwifarms-related suicides. 5/1,800*100 = 0.28. 0.28% of all lolcows have committed suicide. If we run a sooper ebil murder den then we aren't doing a very good job.

All of these "alleged" deaths are either deaths that this forum didn't really cause in the first place or deaths that didn't even happen.

So he’s moving to Europe Or just visiting? Oh please please please Lucas try to mess with a football/soccer ultra. in fact please move to the area where Lazio supporters live. They just loooooove your kind.

He's moving to Europe because he got doxxed again.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

So he’s moving to Europe Or just visiting? Oh please please please Lucas try to mess with a football/soccer ultra. in fact please move to the area where Lazio supporters live. They just loooooove your kind.

is soccer hooliganism still goin' ? I remember hearing about some absolute bruisers of fights breaking out

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Yes, before the ebil kiwi nazis he was a failed faggot who tried to make money by farting on camera and demanding degenerates pay him. It's why he sent himself food today, so he can keep the dopamine flowing, keep the asspats and updoots coming in, and most importantly dollars.

well it isn’t like he could actually have a sexual orgasm anymore so mental masturbating it is!

 

[Justin d Tipp]

Let's do some math. There are 1,800 threads in the lolcow section of kiwifarms. Of these 1,800 threads, there are 5 alleged kiwifarms-related suicides. 5/1,800*100 = 0.28. 0.28% of all lolcows have committed suicide. If we run a sooper ebil murder den then we aren't doing a very good job.

I think you meant Meth* let's do some meth.

The only thing kiwifarms is good at is autism.

 

[Calzaghe]

is soccer hooliganism still goin' ? I remember hearing about some absolute bruisers of fights breaking out

If he goes to Rome because he’s “Italian” and goes into the wrong part he’s going to get his shit pushed in. Lazio supporters are hardcore fuckers.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

You’re not going to die of unnatural causes outside of the typical freak accident Lucas. Consider your own lifestyle choices, those will get you.
(A)

And that worked so well with the Jews.

Ugly.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

Imagine being such a colossal fuckup that you get doxed not only once or twice, but three fucking times.

 

[Evilronald]

Let's do some math. There are 1,800 threads in the lolcow section of kiwifarms. Of these 1,800 threads, there are 5 alleged kiwifarms-related suicides. 5/1,800*100 = 0.28. 0.28% of all lolcows have committed suicide. If we run a sooper ebil murder den then we aren't doing a very good job.

Keffels is smoking again because of us so we’ll be at 6 eventually.

 

[Unabomber11]

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(In all seriousness tho, you fucking rock)

 

[B'owl]

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You’re not going to die of unnatural causes outside of the typical freak accident Lucas. Consider your own lifestyle choices, those will get you.
(A)
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And that worked so well with the Jews.
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Ugly.

Hey, at least Isabelle (Who's one of Keffals's editors, btw) is self aware and knows that it looks like shit.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Question for the class. If Keffals is absolutely terrified for his life from the evil internet ISIS that is the dread Kiwifarms...what exactly does fleeing the continent accomplish? Does he think the Internet does not exist in the EU or some shit?